大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E01

Part 6 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

To make sure that the M2-
为了避免这辆M2
that wasn't on the lap board all by itself,
在圈速榜上孤单一人
we got the American to put other benchmark cars-
我们把这个美国人扔进了其他标杆车里
we call them benchmark cars, he calls them communist-
我们叫标杆车型他叫我党车型
around the track, to see what's what.
来跑几圈看看他们到底几斤几两
McLaren, Audi and so forth.
有迈凯伦奥迪等等
Hang on a minute. We saw a Ferrari 488
等下我在之前片子里
at the track in the film earlier on.
看到了法拉利488
Why isn't that on there?
为什么它没上榜
Because Ferrari wouldn't let us time it.
因为法拉利不让我们测圈速
Wouldn't let us? No.
不让测不让
So the Ferrari LaFerrari can't go on the road
所以说法拉利拉法不能上路
or run on electric only? No.
没有纯电模式是的
And the 488 can't do a timed lap?
然后488还不能来测圈速
Ferrari are quite tricky to deal with from time to time.
法拉利那边总是很难交涉
Let's just put it that way and move on. It's time to see
我们别去管他了来看看
where the M2 goes on that board.
M2在榜上能排在哪
Let's have a look. Let's put it on.
拭目以待把圈速放上来
Oh! Haha!
噢哈哈
Wow! Wow!
哇哇
"I think it's the best M car they've ever made."
我觉得这是他们造过最好的M
Not my words.
这可不是我说的
"I prefer it to all the others that are quicker than it."
虽然这车最慢我却独钟情于它
Yes, it's The one you should have,
是但这只是这车是最佳选择
if you want one that's slower than all the other M cars.
如果你想要一辆最慢的M系的话
It's better. It's only two seconds-
没这么惨仅仅慢了两秒-
It's quicker than a Civic. Yeah.
至少比思域快确实
But it's slower than-
但它还是慢过
If you had a choice of M cars, lined them up,
如果你把M车型列出来选一辆车
and said, "I'd like the fastest", it wouldn't be that one.
然后说我想要最快的那绝对不是这辆了
Shut up. Better in every single way?
闭嘴在每一点上都更好
You said that. I don't care. Have you driven one?
那是你说的我不管你开过M2吗
I have. It's fabulous.
开过简直是惊世骇俗
It's a brilliant car. It really honestly is.
这真是辆好车真的是
It's a shame we can't take the track round the world with us.
可惜我们不能带着赛道环游世界
Because if we did, we could invite celebrities to drive round it
真要这样我们就能邀请明星来开
and we could keep a score sheet
还能弄个圈速榜
of who was the fastest.
看看谁最快
No, I don't like it!
我不喜欢这主意
I don't like it, no.
我也不喜欢
I don't think it would work. Nobody wants to watch that.
我不信它能火啊 -没人爱看这个
I'm not sure that they do. Anyway, we've got a better idea,
真不信不管怎么样我有更好的主意
Okay, for our celebrities.
我们的明星环节
We're calling it Celebrity Brain Crash,
就叫它明星脑碰脑
and we had a sting made for that as well.
我们也做了个小片头
That is terrible.
太糟糕了
I don't like to use this...
我不想用这个
It's just terrible.
实在太糟了
Who is gonna say, "I'm gonna watch that new Amazon car show.
谁会说我要去看亚马逊的新汽车节目
Henry VIII's head explodes"?
里面亨利八世的脑袋炸了
Why is there smoke coming out of Brad Pitt's head?
为什么布拉德皮特的头在冒烟
What are we trying to say?
这是想表达什么
No, we're not. No, we're not saying that.
不我们不是 -我们不是这意思
Not that.
不是这个意思
That is a terrible sting,
这个片头糟透了
but the machine itself isn't terrible at all.
但这仪器真不错
It's used to measure somebody's mental agility,
这是用来测量人体灵活度
their observational skills
观测能力
and their ability to multi-task.
以及多线程操作能力
It's actually based on a machine
实际上它是基于
that's used to test fighter pilots
给要加入皇家空军
who want to join the Royal Air Force
战斗机飞行员测试的仪器
which, as we all know, is the finest and greatest air force
我们都知道这是全世界
in the world.
最好的空军了
What do you mean, "Boo"? What do you mean, "Boo"? What?
你们这喝倒彩什么意思
If that was true, we wouldn't have to help you every time you get in trouble.
要是这样你们每次出状况为什么还要我们帮忙
I'll hold myself back here.
我先坐下忍♥着
Now, hold on. You lot can grumble as much as you like,
等等你们怎么抱怨都行
but we edit this show and we're British,
反正这节目是由我们英国人来剪辑
so you'll just get cut out.
所以这肯定会被切的
We're all in agreement.
我们都同意
That the Royal Air Force is better than the US Air Force.
皇家空军就是比美国空军好
USA! USA! USA!
美♥利♥坚♥ 美♥利♥坚♥ 美♥利♥坚♥
We're all in agreement
我们都同意
the Royal Air Force is better than all the other air forces in the world.
皇家空军就是比美国空军好
We're all now in agreement.
我们现在都同意
The Royal Air Force is-
皇家空军是
is the best air force in the world.
世界上最棒的
So we're all in agreement the Royal Air Force is quite good.
我们都同意皇家空军还是比较厉害的
That will do. That will do.
差不多就行了
So let's get back to Celebrity Brain Crash
我们回到明星脑碰脑
and meet our first-ever guest.
看看我们第一位嘉宾
Normally on other shows,
在其他节目里
the guest will come through a sparkly curtain,
嘉宾一般都会从亮闪闪的幕布里走出
wave a bit and then sit down, but not here.
挥手致意然后坐下这里不一样
Oh, yes, our guests make a proper arrival.
没错我们的嘉宾入场可正式了
And on that note, let's meet tonight's star.
这样有请今晚的嘉宾
He has been in pretty much
他几乎参演了所有的
every single movie franchise there is
热门电影
apart from Bridget Jones.
除了单身日记
No, he was Bridget Jones.
他就是主演啊
Was he? No.
是么 -不
But it doesn't matter. He was in the Bourne films.
不过没关系他参演过谍影重重
He was in the Mission Impossible films,
还演过碟中谍
the Avengers films,
还有复仇者联盟
and right now he is 10.000 feet above us,
现在他在我们头顶3000米的高空盘旋
waiting to make one hell of an entrance.
等着进行华丽的入场
Ladies and gentlemen, Jeremy Renner!
女士们先生们杰瑞米雷纳
There he is. There he is, that's his plane.
他在那就这架飞机
Hold on, everybody. Here he comes.
他来了
He is ready to jump.
他准备跳了
I'm ready!
准备好了
He is ready to jump. And there he goes!
他准备跳了他来了
That is amazing
能看他自己做特技
to see him doing his own stunts.
简直神奇啊
Yeah, I know. And he is looking good!
没错而且他看上去真帅
When he gets here,
等他到了
I do want to talk to him about that Bourne Legacy film.
我想和他聊聊谍影重重4
what it was like to punch Shane Jacobson.
一是揍肖恩雅克博森什么感觉
And, B... Ooh, hang on.
二是等等
He's leaving this terribly late.
他开伞好晚啊
Right.
好吧
Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
这是不是就意味着他来不了了
No, James, he's not.
是的詹姆斯他来不了了
It's okay, though. We anticipated this sort of thing,
没关系我们已经预料到有类似的情况了
so we got a back-up guest ready.
我们有一个替补嘉宾
Uh...
额
He was in Man From Uncle.
他出演过秘密特工
He was in Lone Ranger. He was both twins
出演过独行侠
in The Social Network.
在社交网络里同时扮演了双胞胎
And his new film is called Nocturnal Animals.
他最新出演的电影叫做夜行动物
We haven't had time, unfortunately,
很抱歉我们没有时间
to organize a dramatic entrance,
来安排一个戏剧性的入场
but I hope you'll give him a warm welcome nevertheless.
但我希望各位还是欢迎他的到来
Ladies and gentlemen, Armie Hammer!
女士们先生们有请艾米汉莫
There he is.
他那里
Oh, my...
哦我的
Jesus!
天啊
Is that a snake?
那是一条蛇么
It's a snake. That's a rattlesnake.
是的— 是条响尾蛇