大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E11

Part 3 May 6, 2021, 11:53 a.m.

It's too shiny and slippery.
光亮亮滑腻腻
It's too hot or it's too cold. It's rubbish.
不是太热就是太冷简直垃圾
I think it's cos we got hung up on the idea
我觉得那是因为我们总觉得
that leather is somehow posh on a car seat.
真皮座椅就象征了豪华
But it didn't use to be like that.
但以前并不是这样
In the old days, the posh people sat
古时候富贵的人们会坐在
in the back of the car on cloth seats,
车后面的真丝座椅上
and it was the chauffeur sitting at the front--
司机坐在前面的真皮座椅上
they gave him leather because it's hard-wearing.
因为皮椅耐磨
I've got a picture here of an old car.
我这里有一张老车的照片
They didn't even extend the roof to cover him!
他们甚至都没有给他加个车顶挡一下
Another three feet would have done it.
只要再长个三英尺就行了啊
I think that's deliberate.
我觉得他们是故意的
I think that's to remind him that he's scum!
那是为了让司机记得他是个下人
What would you two like to have instead of leather?
除了皮子你们俩想用什么材料做座椅
There's all sorts of things you could use.
很多东西都能用啊
You could have cable-knit wool.
你能用针织毛线
But it's nice, it's cosy. Desperately looking around.
那很棒啊非常温暖舒适再让我们四下看看
His jumper would make quite a good car seat. Cosy.
他的针织衫拿来做座椅就不错温暖舒适
It's nylon! It is!
那是尼龙的绝对是
Or pleblon. One of the two.
再不然就是化纤
It's a good idea. It isn't a good idea!
这是个好主意啊好个鬼啊
Or, how's this for an idea?
或者这个主意怎么样
Let me just throw it out there.
我就直说吧
Why not take a cow,
为什么不找一头奶牛
turn the middle of it into burgers and steaks,
把它身上的肉变成汉堡和牛排
and then, instead of throwing the skin away,
然后与其把皮扔掉
use it to cover the seats of your car?
不如来做你们车上的座椅
Because it's a terrible material and it doesn't work.
因为皮是个很糟糕的材料根本就不好用啊
That's only because you two
那只是因为你们两个
have decided to be vegetarians.
决定要开始吃素
Well, no, hang on...
不等一下...
They have. They actually have.
他们真的已经开始吃素了
They woke up together one morning and went,
一天早上他们一起醒来然后决定
"Let's not eat meat any more."
让我们不要再吃肉了
We didn't wake up together one morning.
我们没有从同一张床上醒来过
Get clear on that. It's a fine definition.
搞明白这一点这是个很好的解释啊
Mysteriously arrived at the same conclusion
谜一样的在同一天同一个时候
pretty much the same day.
达成了一个共识
Anyway, we still eat chicken.
不管怎么说我们还是要吃鸡肉的
Yep. Chicken is a vegetable.
没错而且鸡肉属于蔬菜
It isn't. It is.
它不是蔬菜就是
Scientifically, chicken is a vegetable.
科学的说鸡确实是蔬菜
If you cut a chicken's head off it still runs around.
如果你把鸡头砍掉它还能到处跑
There you go.
说的很对
Thereby proving it's not a sentient being,
那就说明鸡不是有情众生
it's a higher-order vegetable.
它不过是一种高级蔬菜
Scientifically.
很科学的
OK, we'll make the seats of your cars
好吧那我们就用鸡皮
out of chicken skins. Actually, that's not a bad idea.
来做你们的座椅事实上这也不是个坏主意
Wouldn't a chicken-skin seat look like a giant scrotum?
鸡皮座椅看起来会不会很像一个特大号♥的阴囊
Yes, and that's your fault for not eating meat.
会这都是你们不吃肉的错
So now let's move on, shall we?
所以让我们继续好吗
I've got something. Back in the 1920s, OK,
我有点话要说回到上世纪20年代
a Scottish company made a car
苏格兰的一个工厂造了一辆汽车
which they said was for women.
他们说那是一辆给女士设计的车
Got a picture of it here. It's called the Galloway.
这有一张照片它叫Galloway
What about that car makes it for women?
它凭什么能被称作女性专用
Well, they said it had a smaller-than-usual steering wheel
他们说这车的方向盘更小
and a more reliable engine. Oh, yeah, of course,
还有更可靠的引擎噢对当然了
because men don't want a reliable engine, do they?
因为男士们可不想要靠谱的引擎不是吗
It's only women! I hate reliable engines.
只有女性想要我讨厌靠谱的引擎
Also, you can drive it standing up,
同时你还能站着开车
which is what women did in the 1920s.
上世纪20年代的女性就是这么开车的
This sort of thing is still going on today
这种东西现如今仍在生产
because I've got news of one here.
因为我这有一条新闻说的是
A car that's been launched
西亚特Mii Cosmopolitan
called the Seat Mii Cosmopolitan.
已经开始设计生产了
We have a picture of it. There you go.
我们有一张这车的图片你看
How do you spell Mii? MII.
你怎么拼Mii MII
It's Miiiii. It is Miiiii.
实际上是Miiiii 是Miiiii
"I've got a Mii-iii."
我有了一辆Mii-iii
It's been done in collaboration
这辆车是由西亚特
with Cosmopolitan magazine.
和《时尚》杂♥志♥共同推出
"It's aimed at Cosmo Girl,"it says.
专为都市女孩设计
And, are you ready?
然后听好了
"The headlights have an eyeliner shape."
拥有眼线般的大灯
No, they don't. "It's easy to park."
并不是停车更方便
Oh, yeah, cos...
噢是的因为
I much prefer a car that's hard to park
我还是喜欢难停的车
because I'm a man.
因为我是个男人
Can we get something clear here? OK?
我们能说明一下吗
This gender-splitting of cars is ridiculous.
这种分性别的车太荒唐了
It's like saying a woman's airline seat
就好像是女性飞机座椅
or a woman's matches or a woman's anything.
或者是女性火柴或者女性任何东西
"Can I buy a box of women's pencils, please?"
我能买♥♥一盒女性铅笔吗
Exactly. The only things I can think of that can be split by gender
就是我唯一能想到的分性别的东西
are bicycles, because of the crossbar. Yeah.
就是自行车因为有前梁是啊
And underwear. Sometimes, yeah.
还有内衣有时候是的
Overshare?
说漏嘴了
I said that out...
我说出声了
I left in a hurry.
当时走得急
Honestly, I just can't understand
说实话我无法理解
why people think there's such a thing
为什么人们会觉得有
as a woman's car and a man's car. Ridiculous.
女性汽车和男性汽车这种东西荒谬
It's not as if you drive cars
你开车的时候又不是
with your old chap or your magic triangle.
用你的老兄或者蜜汁三角区开车
And there's um...
这儿还有
Listen... It's a little graphic.
听着脑补出图像了
But a few years ago, Volvo did a concept car,
几年前沃尔沃做了一款概念车
and they boasted very loudly
他们还大肆吹捧
that the whole thing had been designed
说这辆车所有的东西
entirely by women.
都是女性设计的
And I've got a picture of it.
我这有一张照片
It's a coupe with gull-wing doors and a massive engine.
这是一辆有鸥翼门大功率引擎的轿跑车
It's what everyone would do.
是个人都这么设计
I would definitely have done that. Exactly.
我肯定会这么设计的
Men and women are exactly the same
当涉及到汽车的时候
when it comes to cars. The end.
男人和女人完全一样
Exactly. Right. Now...
正是好的现在
You know Tesla?
你知道特斯拉吗
Tesla believes it's pioneering the electric car.
特斯拉认为它是电动车的先驱者
But that ain't so. There was a Scottish company back in the '60s
但并不是这样 60年代有个苏格兰公♥司♥
which made an electric car.
造了一辆电动车
I've got a picture of it here. Oh, God!
我这有张照片哎我去
It's called The Scamp.
它叫做痞子
It had a top speed of 35mph,
最高时速56公里
a range of 20 miles.
续航里程32公里
And I want to make it absolutely plain,
我想说得非常明白
that's Scottish, not British.
那是苏格兰的不是不列颠的
It is, yes! Very definitely!
是的毫无疑问
That... that is Scottish.
那是苏格兰的
We can end the conversation.
唠嗑可以结束了
Now, all over the world,
现在全世界的人
people, by and large, buy very boring cars.
都在买♥♥又大又乏味的车
I met a man yesterday who'd just spent ￡8,000
我昨天遇见一个人他刚花了8000英镑
on a five-year-old Ford Focus.
买♥♥了一辆5年的老福克斯
I thought, Why did you do that?
我就想你图啥呢
If you've got ￡8,000 to spend,
如果你有8000英镑预算
why didn't you buy a used Maserati?
你为什么不买♥♥辆二手玛莎拉蒂呢