大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E01

Part 5 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

bringing a fish to your table
把鱼给你端上桌
and an oven and some butter and a bit of parsley,
然后放上烤炉黄油一点西芹
and saying, "Cook it yourself"? No.
然后说你自己做吧才不要啊
You cook it, it's what I'm paying for.
你来烧啊我花钱就为了这个
This car, happily, has a more
可喜的是这辆车
back-to-basics approach.
更回归本质一些
In the M2 you get a little rocker switch down here
M2里面下面有个小开关
which does nothing at all
完全没有用
as far as I can see, and that's it.
就我来看就这么多
You're buying a car which was set up at the factory
你所买♥♥到的车在出厂前
by engineers who know what they're doing.
就由那些知道自己该干嘛的工程师设置好了一切
And all you have to do is enjoy it.
而你要做的就是好好享受驾驶乐趣
Which I am doing.
就像我现在这样
Yes, look at this.
爽啊看看这个
Oh, yeah, loving that.
太喜欢这个了
I'll do that again, actually, and make sure-
我要再做一次来验证-
make sure I was correct.
来验证我是对的
There's hardly any understeer at all.
几乎就没有什么转向不足
Poke the back out and hold it there.
尾巴甩出去保持住
Yeah!
耶
I'll do that again...
再来一次
only going the other way.
反过来
Wrong way round Your Name Here.
开留你名弯
Klaus and Fritz, I am loving your work.
克劳斯和弗瑞茨我爱你们的作品
Oh, I made a mess of that. But I'll just do this,
哎呀我搞砸了但我只要这样
and it'll look like I did it on purpose.
就能让一切看起来像是故意的
With the tires begging for mercy,
随着轮胎不停求饶
I got back onto the Isn't
我来到了不直道
and unleashed 365 rampaging horsepowers
然后把这3.0升直6双涡轮发动机的
from the turbo-charged three-liter straight six.
365马力狂暴的释放了出来
This isn't as fast in a straight line
跟M3比这车直路并不快
as an M3, but everywhere else...
不过除此之外一切...
it is better.
都更棒
It feels less heavy, less cumbersome.
感觉更轻更灵活
And due to the unique characteristics of our straight,
而且我们这个直道的特性
I can tell the steering is less...
我能感觉到转向没那么
It's less twitchy.
焦躁
This track was designed to trip cars up.
这个赛道就是为了刁难车的
There are fast corners,
这里有极速弯
slow corners,
慢速弯
drifty corners, and bumps.
漂移弯还有颠簸
It's hard on the tires.
对轮胎
It's hard on the brakes. It's hard on the engine.
刹车引擎都有着极大的考验
It's point and squirt and bark and yelp.
危机四伏让你尖叫
It is vicious.
极其凶狠
But there is nothing here which has flummoxed the M2.
但这些都无法难倒M2
This thing is an absolute masterpiece.
这绝对是惊世之作
Like I said, it is the best M car
像我说的这是宝马造过
BMW has ever made.
最棒的一辆M了
You may think it's mad to suggest
你可能会觉得我疯了
the cheapest M car is the best,
认为最便宜的M是最好的
but look at it this way,
但要这样看
this track is a lot cheaper than Silverstone.
这个赛道比银石赛道便宜很多
And I know which one I'd rather drive round.
我却知道我已心有所属
Go drive an M2. Unbelievable.
去开开M2吧令人难以置信
What?
怎么了
Why is there that zigzag at Old Lady's House?
老奶奶家那里怎么有连续弯
That wasn't there when I went. No, that wasn't.
我去时不是这样啊 -对那时是的
But after you'd left, we discovered there is
但是你走了之后我们发现
an unexploded Second World War bomb, seriously,
那有一颗没爆的二战炸♥弹♥ 讲真
right where the track was, so we had to go round it.
就在赛道的位置所以要绕开它
Fair enough. Let me get this right.
有道理 -我总结下
At our track, there's trees, animals,
在我们的赛道上有树动物
moisture, electricity,
湿气电气设备
a house, and an unexploded bomb?
一栋房♥子和一个没爆的炸♥弹♥
Yeah. Like I said, it's the most dangerous track in the world.
没错像我说的这是世界上最危险的赛道
Honestly, it makes Imola look like a duvet. Honestly.
说实话它让埃博拉变得像羽绒被一样真的
Anyway, all the cars that we test at the Eboladrome
不管怎样我们在埃博拉症赛道测的每一辆车
will do a timed lap.
都会跑一个计时圈
And to make sure it's a completely level playing field,
为了确保条件公平
they will all be driven by the same racing driver.
它们都会由同一位车手驾驶
Ooh!
哦
We thought about this. We gave it some thought.
我们想到这点了我们动过脑子了
How clever is that? Now...
我们多机智现在
The thing is, Amazon insisted
问题是亚马逊坚持
that the racing driver in question
我们要选的车手
should be from this side of the pond.
必须是大洋这边的人
So we went to something called NASCAR?
所以我们去了一个叫纳斯卡的地方
And we found one. We shipped him to England
找了一个把他运到英国
and then we introduced him to the complicated procedure
然后教给他一套复杂的动作
which involves turning right.
其中包括向右转弯
He's called Mike Skinner,
他叫麦克斯吉那
but we know him simply as "the American."
但我们只管他叫老美
We should warn you
需要提醒你的是
that some of his views are quite strong.
他有些观点十分强硬
Yes, he has very specific views, for example,
是的他的观点非常明确比如
on cars that have engines with fewer than eight cylinders.
气缸数少于8个的车
Communist. Or more than eight cylinders.
我党 -或多于8缸的车
Communist. Or cars that have their engine in the middle.
发动机在中间的车
Communist.
我党
Everything that isn't American really with a V8 is communist.
一切非美式V8的都是我党
So let's see how he gets on with the M2.
所以让我们看看他和M2相处如何
There he is.
他就在这了
Looking utterly bewildered.
不知所措东张西望
But he's off. A skitter of a wheel spin.
但是他出发了稍稍打滑
And immediately he's onto the Isn't Straight.
立马进入不直道
There is a right there that will have confused him.
这有个让他困扰的右弯
Now a left, he'll be good at that.
接着左弯他应该很擅长
Now he can open the taps.
可以油门全开了
Three liters, six cylinders.
3.0升 6缸
This thing wouldn't pull a greasy string
这东西连狗屁♥股♥里的油绳
out of a dog's ass.
都拔不出来
I've literally no idea what he's talking about.
我完全不明白他在说什么
Where I come from, this ain't a car.
在我的家乡这不是一辆车
It's a cry for help.
这是求助的哭喊
Whatever.
管他吧
He's through the final corner on the Isn't Straight.
开过了不直道的最后一个弯
Into Your Name Here. Hard on the brakes.
进入留你名弯大力刹车
Grabbing the stick,
紧握换挡杆
which is on the left-hand side of where he's sitting,
当然挡杆现在在他左边了
and turning in.
然后入弯
See what I mean? No understeer at all.
看到没完全没有转向不足
Damn tracks are narrower than my driveway.
这破赛道比我家的车道还窄
Yeah, that's 'cause it doesn't have a monster truck on it.
那是因为你家车道上停着台怪物卡车
Wonder which one of them came up with this thing.
真想知道谁把这玩意搞出来的
The tall one? The short one? Or the one with the girly hair?
那个高个子小矮子还是留着娘娘腔头发的
Okay, coming up to Old Lady's House.
好的到了老奶房♥弯
Hard on the brakes.
大脚刹车
Turning in, round the unexploded bomb,
转过弯绕过没爆的炸♥弹♥
and now opening the taps again.
又可以冲刺了
No turbo lag at all,
完全没有涡轮迟滞
as he hammers down the bumpy back straight
冲过了颠簸的小直道
towards Sub Station.
前往配电站
This is a 90-left,
这是个直角弯
new Tarmac but it held it well.
新铺的柏油但抓地力不错
One more 90-left to go through Field Of Sheep.
绵羊坡上还有个直角弯
And he's done it well. And across the line.
漂亮的过弯冲线
First one. That's good.
处♥女♥秀真的很不错
He's great.
他很优秀
He's great going left and right. Amazing.
他既会左转也会右转真厉害