大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E11

Part 5 May 6, 2021, 11:53 a.m.

You know. On the steering wheel?
你懂的就是方向盘上的那种
Yeah, like a forklift truck has.
对就像叉车上的那样
Sounds fair enough.
听起来相当公平啊
So, whilst our colleague enjoyed
就在我们的同事享受
his special breakfast,
他的特殊早餐的时候
Richard and I attached his steering knob.
哈蒙德和我安装好了他的助力球
There you go.
走你
And then we hit the track.
然后我们驶上了赛道
The roots of this car,
这台车的起源
they were planted during the 1957 German Grand Prix.
是1957年的德国大奖赛
Fangio, at the wheel of his Maserati 250F,
方吉奥驾驶的那台玛莎拉蒂250F
overcame a 48-second deficit in 22 laps to win the race.
他在22圈里追上了48秒的差距赢得了比赛
He smashed the lap record ten times.
期间十次打破圈速记录
You don't lose a pedigree like that.
这样的家族血统是不会轻易消失的
Here we go. Feel the tail kick out a little bit.
走你感觉尾巴有点躁动
Or the front go.
或者前面也有点
There's the back. On the front.
还是车尾又到前面
Oh, God. I've got it.
天啊我控制住了
Flying laps in a Maserati.
驾驶玛莎拉蒂进行飞驰圈
This is exactly what Stirling Moss did.
这就和斯特灵莫斯做的一样
Not exactly. Bits of it are.
并不完全一样有一点像
Meanwhile, in the convertible,
与此同时在敞篷车里
James was very unhappy with his new steering knob.
詹姆斯对于自己的新方向盘旋钮很不满意
Oh, God, it's the left-hander.
天啊这是个左手弯
Bend the knob.
把儿都弯了
What is the matter with those two?
那两个家伙有什么毛病
We're OK. We're in good shape.
我们很好我们状态很棒
No, we're not!
不我们没有
Despite my lucky-dip handling,
尽管我幸运地救回了车
I did eventually catch Hammond.
我最终还是赶上了哈蒙德
Take him! Take him on the inside!
超他就在内线超
Yes!
耶
Yes!
耶
No!
不要啊
No, I... Oh, God, strewth.
不要啊我的天啊
He's going surely now!
他就像要失控了
Jesus!
天啊
It just has too many horsepowers here. Come on!
这台车的马力太大了加油啊
Oh, shit.
糟糕
Mr Clarkson is indisposed briefly.
克拉克森先生的情况有些不妙
And moments later, so was Mr Hammond.
过了一会儿哈蒙德先生也没有幸免
No, no, no!
不要啊
Come on!
给点力啊
So, having learned absolutely nothing at all...
没有得出任何结论之后
we decided to abandon the race track
我们决定不跑赛道了
and embark on a 700-mile cruise
而是进行一次1100公里的巡游
to the south of France.
前往法国南部
James was very pleased with this plan.
詹姆斯对于这项计划感到很开心
This is more like it, isn't it?
这才像样嘛不是么
Not mucking around on a race track,
不要在赛道上乱跑
which is always a bad idea in old cars.
那样的坏主意不适合这些老车
We're going on a proper road trip
我们要进行一次像样的公路旅行
to a lovely part of the world
去世界上最可爱的地方
in very, very evocative, exotic cars--
驾驶着令人回味而有异国情调的
Maserati!
玛莎拉蒂
In the 1970s, Maserati was naming all its cars
在20世纪70年代玛莎拉蒂把全部车型都以
after...exotic-sounding warm winds:
充满异域风情的暖流来命名
Mistral, Khamsin, Bora.
比如Mistral Khamsin Bora
When I was a kid growing up in Doncaster,
当我在唐卡斯特度过童年时光的时候
I just thought,
我就想
I've no idea what a Mistral is
我不知道Mistral是啥
but I want one!
但我就想要一个
Maserati. South of France.
玛莎拉蒂法国南部
It just sounds right.
一切都是那么合拍
However, fairly soon,
但是很快
reality began to stick its unwelcome nose
现实开始变得
into the equation.
异常残酷
You get no heat in here and I can't de-mist at all.
这车没有暖风我也没办法除雾
The brakes.
还有刹车
It brakes one wheel very well.
有一边刹车很好
But only one wheel at a time. And you never know which one.
但是每次都只有一边有刹车还不知道是哪一边
James, are my lights dazzling you?
詹姆斯我的车灯晃到你了么
Yeah, a bit. Because they seem to be on main beam,
有一点因为我开的是大灯
but I can't dip them.
但我没法调成近光
Interesting thing is,if I put my headlights on full beam,
有趣的是就算我开远光灯
nobody coming the other way flashes at me.
对向也没人对我闪灯啊
You hear that rattling?
你听到那个响声了么
That's the steering wheel.
是方向盘
On top of the mechanical issues,
除了车子本身的问题外
there was the problem
还有一个问题
of James tackling the toll booths
就是詹姆斯在右舵车里
in his right-hand-drive car.
试图缴过路费
We've got 700 miles to go.
我们还剩1126公里
It's going to take us for ever at this speed.
按这速度永远都开不到了
And then, to cap it all...
雪上加霜的是
Jeremy, there are sparks coming from under your car.
杰里米你车底火花四射
I think you probably need to stop.
我觉得你得停车看看
Oh, look. Something's on fire.
快看什么东西起火了
Fire! Right. Might have to piss on it.
起火啦嗯撒泡尿灭火吧
Oh, no! Go round there!
别啊你先回避
He's going to claim to be an emergency service now.
他肯定会解释这是紧急服务
Annoyingly, our road trip
可惜我们的旅程
wasn't proving to be as stylish as we'd hoped.
不如想象的那般入流
So, at the next petrol stop,
在下一个加油点
with James failing to appreciate
詹姆斯对我们买♥♥的礼物
a present we'd bought for him...
欣赏无能
You used to have a good sense of humour.
你以前幽默感很好的
I do have a good sense of humour when you're being funny.
你在搞笑的时候我确实能配合
Which you are sometimes. ...I suggested a new idea.
但很难得我有个新主意
Listen, listen. I've had a thought.
听下我的新想法
South of France is a long way away.
法国南部太远了
So why don't we go to the north of France instead?
我们干嘛不去法国北部
Yes! That is a good idea.
有道理好主意
And there's much more to see and do in the north
比起南部
than there is in the south of France.
北部更好看更好玩
What is there to see and do in the north of France?
北部有什么好看的
Well, there's the immigrant camp in Calais.
加莱有个难民营
There's that square where they set fire to a woman.
还有那个烧死女人的广场
Yes.
还有呢
There'll be other stuff. There will be other stuff.
肯定还有其他玩意儿的
OK. Thank you very much.
谢谢各位
Thank you so much. Thank you.
非常感谢
We'll pick that up later on,
我们稍后再继续
but now it's time to play Celebrity Brain Crash!
但现在又到了明星脑碰脑环节
Yeah, it's still terrible. Awful!
依然糟糕不忍♥直视
OK, now what can we say about our guest this week?
好的对于本周的嘉宾有什么可说的呢
He's Scottish, but he won a gold medal at the Olympics.
他是苏格兰人曾在奥♥运♥会上拿过奖牌
So of course he's British.
所以他当然是英国人
He started out in cycling,
他最开始是自行车手
then very wisely took up motor racing.
后来明智地转向赛车
He actually competed at Le Mans.
曾参加过勒芒
But today he's in a boat.
但今天他要划船进场
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Chris Hoy!
各位有请克里斯霍伊爵士
There he is!
他来了
There he is.
来了
He's gonna be all right.
他肯定不会出事
He's rowing it the wrong way round.
他划错方向了
The great thing is, everyone, the great thing is...
各位好消息是
that Loch Ness is a peaceful, inland lake with no hazards at all.
尼斯湖是个宁静的内陆湖没有任何危险
We may finally get a guest to the studio.
终于有位嘉宾能进棚了