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Modern Family S06E14
Part 4
Nov. 29, 2019, 11:33 a.m.
before we fill her up again.
我没听懂你的意思 但不管怎样
I don't know what that means, but anyway,
我想要不我们回家吧
I'm kind of thinking maybe we'll just go home.
明早我真的要带客户看♥房♥♥
That showing really is early,
我得早点休息
and I need to be sharp.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
我以为你想在这里睡
I thought you wanted to sleep here.
是啊 当时太沉浸于
Yeah, I got caught up
与朱莉安娜的欢愉之中了
in the whole Juliana moment.
可以帮我看看有没有针线包吗
Hey, would you see if there's any sewing kits?
家里好像没有了
I think we're out.
好
Yeah.
有什么地方不对劲
Something was off,
但我不太确定是什么
but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
克莱尔 我们走吧
Claire, let's get a move on!
来了 来了 稍等
I'm coming. I'm coming. Hang on.
瞧瞧谁回来了
Well, look who's back.
是啊 我本来要换衣服的
Yeah, well, I would have changed,
但我只带了这身
but this is all I brought.
换衣服做什么 你穿这身多完美
Change? When you're perfect?
嘴真甜
Oh, that's so nice.
天呐 看看
Oh, my, god, look at that.
都这么晚了 是吧
It really has gotten late, hasn't it?
对于你这种
Not for a lady
属于夜晚的女士来说不算晚 朱莉安娜
of the evening like yourself, Juliana.
我们再去观光电梯里亲热一番
What's say we fog up that glass elevator again
再到酒吧喝一杯怎么样
and grab a nightcap in the bar?
然后我知道是什么不对劲了
Then I put my finger on it --
我丈夫爱上了另一个女人
My husband's in love with another woman.
-你很爱吃 是吧 -是啊
- You like that, don't you? - Mmm, yeah.
歌♥洛莉亚真可怜 是吧
Poor Gloria, though, huh?
她会没事的
She'll be fine.
你嘴上沾了点东西
Oh, you have a little something --
这回我自己擦吧
Oh, I'll get it this time.
抱歉
Oh, excuse me.
汤好了 我给歌♥洛莉亚端上去一点
Oh, the soup is ready. I'll bring some for Gloria.
不是我胡思乱想吧
I'm not crazy, right?
不是 她看上你了
No. She's into you.
谢天谢地你下来了
Thank god you wandered down here when you did.
你看到她总是靠近我了吧
You see how she keeps sliding close to me?
就像在船上吃饭一样
It's like eating on a boat.
比那更糟
It's so much worse than that.
简直和《致命女士》的剧情一样
It's straight out of "Lethal Ladies."
看我在垃圾桶里找到了什么
Look what I found in the trash.
我们的合照 歌♥洛莉亚的头被剪掉了
Pictures of me and Gloria with Gloria's head cut out?
她就是想除掉妈妈
She literally wants mom out of the picture.
等等
Hold on, amigo.
她迷上我了吗 是的
- Is she infatuated with me? - Yes.
完全可以理解 无可避免
Understandable, unavoidable.
但她真的会对自己的亲...
But would she actually do something to her own --
怎么了
What?!
她刚刚从包里拿出一个瓶子
She just took a bottle out of her purse
往妈妈的汤里撒了点东西
and sprinkled it into mom's soup.
行了 你罪案剧看得太多了
Okay, that's enough of this dumb TV show for you.
现在说的是一种完全可信的迷恋
We're talking about a perfectly believable obsession.
你是在把这事编造成一种...
You're trying to make this into something that's --
给 曼尼
Here, Manny.
给我的吗 那杰呢
That's for me? What about Jay?
太辣了 他喝不了
Oh, it's too spicy for him.
我会给你妈妈弄一碗和这碗一样的
I make another one just like yours for your mother.
趁热喝了吧
Eat it while it's hot. Okay.
天呐
Oh, my god.
她也想除掉我
She wants me out of the picture, too.
当然了
Of course.
年轻女人遇到个富有的老男人
Young woman meets a wealthy, older man.
谁愿带个碍事的孩子呢
Who wants a kid in the way?
这是你今天说的第一句符合逻辑的话
That's the first airtight thing you've said today.
但她不是谋杀犯
But she's not a murderer
斯黛拉 别喝
Stella, no!
真感人 你倒是愿意让我喝毒药
Oh, that's nice. You'd let me eat the soup.
快弄干净
Just clean it up.
睁开眼看看吧 杰
Open your eyes, Jay.
她想要据你为己有
She wants you all to herself.
穿着像妈妈那样的红裙子
The red dress just like mom's,
害妈妈踩到玩具摔倒
the toy she knew mom would trip on,
把照片里妈妈的头剪掉
the headless pictures?
她是个疯子
She's crazy!
你觉得我是疯子吗
You think I'm crazy?
这是我用剪下来的头像做的
This is what I did with the pictures.
我为歌♥洛莉亚做了这张情人节卡片
I made this Valentine for Gloria.
我向歌♥洛莉亚借了这条裙子
The dress I borrowed from Gloria
搭配你送我的项链
to go with your pretty necklace.
而那瓶"毒药"是香料
And the "Poison" is guasca,
是我从哥伦比亚带来的
a spice I brought from Colombia.
那个玩具是斯黛拉经常玩的
And there's Stella with the toy.
她总是把玩具弄得到处都是
Which she leaves all over the house.
这之中有些误会
There's been some misunderstanding here,
但如果你可以
but it would be so super
不要告诉别人的话就太好了
if you just wouldn't mention this to --
不告诉我吗
Me?!
她俩嗓门这么大 走路倒是没声音
As loud as these two are, the move like cats.
我在婴儿监听器里都听到了
I heard everything on the baby monitor.
你怎么能那样说我的妹妹
How can you say these things about my sister?
我只是想表示友善 杰
I was just trying to be nice, Jay.
我会叫辆出租车 去机场等我的航♥班♥
I will call a cab and wait at the airport.
现在我知道你们一家人怎么看我了
Now I know what your family really thinks of me.
桑娅 等等
Sonia, wait!
一周来我努力化解我和桑娅
I have been working on fixing my relationship with Sonia
之间的矛盾
the whole week,
结果因为你以为自己是性感机器
and because you think you're a sex machine,
你把一切都毁了
you have ruined everything.
抱歉 我去和她谈谈
I'm sorry. I'll talk to her.
桑娅 我真是太傻了
Sonia, I'm an idiot.
我今天乱下结论
I jumped to some crazy conclusions today.
也许是因为情人节的缘故
I mean, I could say it's because of Valentine's
或是 我不知道
or, I don't know,
我感觉自己有点被忽视了
me feeling a little neglected,
但我知道你绝对不会
but I know you could never --
吻我
Kiss me.
是的 因为你是我的小姨子
Yes, because you're my sister-in-law and, uh --
我们隐藏得很完美 杰
We hid it perfectly, Jay!
桑娅 等等
Sonia, wait!
我们已经等得够久了
We've waited long enough!
与我共度一晚 你就会忘了她
One night with me, and you'll forget all about her.
她不欣赏你
She doesn't appreciate you.
我听到过你们吵架
I hear how you fight!
我们就那样聊天
That's just how we talk.
放弃吧 杰 我们都
Give in to it, Jay. We both--
不
Oh, no.
我就知道
I knew it!
你居然想把我从你那偷来的好日子
How dare do you try to steal the life
再偷回去
that I stole from you?!
放手吧 歌♥洛莉亚 我爱他
Let him go, Gloria! I love him!
永不放手
Never!
他是我丈夫 我更爱他
He's my husband, and I love him more!
女士们 别闹了
Ladies, ladies, stop.
你是谁
W-who are you?
我 我是你儿子的朋友
I-I-I'm a friend of you son's.
谢天谢地
Oh, thank goodness.
我扭到脖子了 我需要枕头
I twisted my neck, and I need my pillow.
我很难受
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