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Modern Family S06E06

Part 1 Nov. 29, 2019, 11:32 a.m.

快看走廊里
Look -- in the hallway!
有只鸟有架飞机
It's a bird! It's a plane!
真是超上气不接下气啊
It's super-out-of-breath.
也祝你万圣节快乐
Happy Halloween to you, too.
对不起我只是
I'm sorry. I'm just --
我很担心今天的结辩陈词
I'm really nervous about this closing argument today.
是因为你已经连输三个案子了吗
Is it because you've lost three cases in a row?
这么小声说也不会减轻痛苦的
Whispering it doesn't make it any less painful.
-抱歉 -好了
- Sorry. - Okay.
不是是这个案子本身
No, it's just that this case --
很难维持陪审团的注意力
It's so hard to hold the jury's attention.
你要跟我排练一遍你的陈词吗
Well, do you want to run your argument by me?
-可以吗 -当然
- Could I? - Sure.
好
Um, okay.
六年前阿尔杰证券公♥司♥
Six years ago, Alger Equities
从市政养老基金
took investments
和个人投资者获得投资
from municipal pension funds and private investors
然后将这些资金全部投向海外...
and funneled all of that into offshore --
你已经没在听我说了
And I've already lost you.
不我是在想今天正好是万圣节
No. I was just thinking -- because it's Halloween,
你戴着这个出庭怎么样
what if you wore these in the courtroom?
向陪审团显示"看我这人很幽默"
Show the jury "Hey, I'm playful."
小卡我是律师
Cam, I'm an attorney,
不是在火车上躲猫猫的兔八哥
not Bugs Bunny trying to hide on a train.
我准备好了
I'm ready.
沃尔多来了
There's Waldo!
这次装扮服比赛我要赢了
I think I'm gonna win the costume contest.
亲爱的赢不赢不重要
Hey, now, honey, it's not important if you win.
主要是好玩来拍个照
It's just for fun. Picture.
但如果赢了就更好玩了
But it's more fun if you win.
无意冒犯小爸
No offense, Daddy.
莉莉最近一直在暗示我
You know, Lily's been letting me know recently
她觉得被冷落了
that she's feeling neglected.
应该是因为我一心扑在橄榄球上
I think it's because of all my football stuff.
所以我这次卯足劲儿装扮她
That's why I went all out on her costume.
你看是不是一模一样
Look how incredibly accurate it is.
那小家伙在哪儿呢
Where is that little guy?
快点快出现快点
Come on. Come to me. Come on.
在...在这儿
Here you -- here you go.
无论他盯着沃尔多看多久
No matter how long he stares at it,
儿童读物《寻找沃尔多》
读者要在一副混乱的图中找出主人公沃尔多
小卡就是找不到他
Cam cannot find Waldo.
太不可思议了
It's crazy.
有一次他指着理发店外的旋转彩柱
O-once, he pointed to a barber pole,
我们就让他以为他找对了
and we just gave it to him.
那小家伙在哪儿
Where is the little guy?
就在这儿
He's right there.
你是怎么这么快找到...
How do you find it so...
你试试这个
Let's try these.
好了
Okay.
伙计们你们觉得我今晚穿这身怎么样
Boys, what do you think about my costume for tonight?
看起来好极了亲爱的
You look dynamite, honey.
谢谢我是菲欧娜公主
Ay, thank you. I am Princess Fiona.
这样我要扮王子吗
So does that make me a prince?
我得一整晚都扶着个王冠吗
Do I have to keep track of a crown all night?
不你扮史瑞克那头怪物
No, you're Shrek, the ogre.
你是说那个绿怪物吗
You mean that big green thing?
不我才不想一整晚都戴着
Nah, I don't want to walk around all night
丑兮兮的橡胶面具
with an ugly rubber mask.
不用你只要把脸涂成绿色
No. You just need to paint your face green,
就可以了
and that's it.
你每次都这样
You do this every time.
你自己扮成公主我就得扮成个怪物
You go as a princess. I have to go as some freak.
你当美女我当野兽
You're beauty, I'm the beast.
你当碧昂斯我就是...那谁
You're Beyonce? I'm...that guy.
你又不跟我一起去买♥♥装扮服
Well, you never want to go shopping with me for costumes,
所以我想买♥♥什么就买♥♥什么
so I get what I want,
你就得跟我配套
and you are what comes with it.
今年我要自己打扮一套
Well, this year, I'm getting my own costume,
打扮得很健壮充满男子汉气概
and it's gonna be tough and manly --
比如牛仔或者建筑工人
maybe a cowboy or a construction worker.
你知道
You know that
米奇和小卡去年就是那样穿的吧
that's what Mitch and Cam wore last year, right?
该死我切到我的手指了
Damn it! I cut my finger!
万圣节快乐
Happy Halloween.
我是说真的我切到手指了你看
No, really -- I cut myself. Look!
很逼真啊
That looks great.
那血是用什么弄的
What'd you use to make the blood?
用刀我真的受伤了
A knife. I'm actually hurt.
水平很高嘛亲爱的
Great production value, sweetheart.
了不起
I'm impressed.
难以置信万圣节我还得上班
Can't believe I've got to go to work on Halloween.
真讨厌
This blows!
别担心你回家的时候
Don't worry.By the time you get home,
[奇妙乐园]
奇妙乐园就已经投入运作了
AwesomeLand will be up and running.
克莱尔今年工作很忙
Claire's busy with work this year,
所以由我来负责万圣节活动
so I'm taking over the halloween duties.
我的主题是奇妙乐园
My theme is AwesomeLand.
包含一切菲尔觉得很奇妙的东西
Which includes anything Phil finds awesome.
比如一把巨大的伞
It's a pretty big umbrella.
巨大的美丽的伞简直太奇妙了
Big, pretty umbrellas -- those are awesome.
克莱尔喜欢血内脏啊暴♥力♥什么的
Claire loves blood and guts and gore,
但谁说万圣节一定要这么吓人
but who says Halloween has to be scary?
除了你之外的所有人
Everybody but you.
这简直要让她气死了
This is killing her.
至少有什么要死掉了
At least something's dying.
现在开庭
Court is now in session.
律师准备好做结辩陈词了吗
Counselor, are you ready to deliver closing arguments?
是的法官大人
Yes, your honor.
那就开始
Well, let's get --
等等奥利呢
Wait. Where is Holly?
抱歉法官大人我的公交车晚了
Sorry, your honor. My bus was late.
律师开始吧
Counselor, proceed.
好的
O-okay.
各位陪审团成员
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
这件案子的细节
the details of this case are --
复杂又充满专业术语
are complicated and technical,
但是对受害者有悲惨又深远的影响
but they have a, uh, a tragic and profound effect on the victims.
那个...
Uh, the, um...
养老金遭到滥用生活被毁
pensions were squandered, lives were destroyed,
曾经很有前途的职业
and careers, once so promising,
现在全完了
were now...ruined.
因为这段婚姻
So, because of this marriage,
你基本上就是歌♥手夏奇拉的第三个表弟了
you're basically third cousins with Shakira.
我们没法拿到免费的演唱会门票
I mean, we don't get the free tickets,
但很好玩
but it's fun.
天啊这是什么
Ay, dios mios. What is this?
怎么了公主我是白马王子
What's up, princess? I'm Prince Charming.
我能看出来
I can see that.
我给乔准备了驴子装扮服
I got Joe a donkey costume,
给斯黛拉准备了猫耳
and I got Stella cat ears.
希望她不要追赶自己
I just hope she doesn't chase herself.
我懂因为她是一只狗
Ah, I get it -- because she's a dog.
我还发现菲奥娜公主
I also found out that Princess Fiona
应该戴皇冠所以给你
is supposed to wear a tiara, so here you go.
他们有一桶呢
They had a whole bucket full of 'em.
我好喜欢
I love it.
你看起来好帅
Ay, and you look so handsome.
像是你当海军时拍的照片上的样子
It's like those pictures of you in the navy.
我有个主意