凯文救世界

Kevin (Probably) Saves the World S01E01

Part 3 June 30, 2020, 6:48 a.m.

I love it. Kevin.
我很喜欢凯文
No, let's do all of those things that you said.
那就照你说的做吧
Kevin, put the knife down. What are you doing?
凯文放下刀你在干什么
Reese, get out of here! No, you don't!
瑞斯快出去不你不行
Y You stay right there. Who are you talking to?
你你给我待在原地你在和谁说话
She can't see me.
她看不见我
Reese, go! I'll handle this.
瑞斯赶紧走我能搞定
Do n... You better stop right now! I can... I'll...
不许... 你最好现在停下我... 我会...
Kevin.
凯文
She can't see me.
她看不见我的
Are you telling me that you don't see anybody else
你是说你看不见
in this kitchen right now?
现在有其他人在厨房♥♥里吗
What happened to your face?
你的脸怎么了
I need a ride to school.
我要坐车去学校
Just please put clothes on.
拜托把衣服穿好
I'm... Oh.
我...
Leave the knife.
把刀放下
You look like a crazy person.
你看起来像个疯子
Hey, uh, you can hallucinate
在脑震荡之后是
if you've had a concussion, right?
会出现幻觉的对吗
Like, that's like a...
就像就像是...
How would I know?
我怎么知道
Well, you have your phone right in front of you.
你手上不正拿着手♥机♥吗
You could look it up.
你可以查一下
You know, ask somebody on Snapsnatch or whatever.
在照片分享软件上问个人或什么的
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
对不起抱歉
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
抱歉抱歉
I'm just a little...
我只是有点...
Things are a little weird right now.
事情现在有些古怪
What is wrong with you?
你怎么了
Nothing. Nothing is wrong. I'm cool.
没事没事我很冷静
Let's talk about... Let's talk about you.
咱们先谈谈... 先谈谈你
What's up?
你为什么会这样
Huh? Seriously.
认真地说
Your mom tells me that you don't have any
你妈妈告诉我你没有一个
friends or something? Oh, my God.
朋友什么的吗天哪
Let me give you a little advice on personal relationships.
人际关系上我得给你提点建议
Dominate.
掌控
Just dominate all day long.
一直掌握主动权
Never show weakness, never show emotions...
不示弱喜怒不形于色
That way you don't get hurt.
这样你不会受伤
You know, you can just drop me right here.
你现在就让我下车吧
We're like a mile away. What are you talking about?
我们还差一英里你说什么呢
Oh, what?
我知道了
You don't want to be seen with me?
你不想让别让看见和我待在一起
Here's fine. No, no, no, no.
这里停就好不不不不
We are driving all the way to the front door...
我们要一直开到学校前门
All the way.
一直开
Cause I'm your cool uncle,
因为你有个帅气的舅舅
and people are gonna want to see that.
大家一定想看看
Let's rock out. Okay? How about this?
让我们躁起来吧这首如何
This is my fight song I hate you.
# 这是属于我的战歌♥♥ # 我讨厌你
Take back my life song
# 找回生命之歌♥♥ #
Prove I'm all right song
# 坚定自我之歌♥♥ #
My power's turned...
# 我已充满力量... #
Bye...
再...
I have a question.
我有个问题
Is it that you don't see she's hurting,
你是无视她的厌烦
or is it that you just don't know what to do?
还是不知道该怎么办呢
Kevin!
凯文
Come on. Come on. Come on.
快接快接快接
You need to calm down.
你需要冷静
Hi, is Dr. Sloane available?
你好斯隆医生在吗
It's Kevin Finn.
我是凯文·菲恩
Kevin, put the phone away.
凯文把手♥机♥放下
Uh... Oh. He's on a plane.
他在飞机上
Um... can we call the plane?
能打给飞机吗
We do not have time for this.
我们没时间打电♥话♥了
Well, I can just talk to you, right? You can do that?
我跟你说也行你可以吗
Look, I'm a couple blocks away from a pharmacy.
我现在离一家药店有两个街区
Can you just call me in something awesome?
你能指导一下我买♥♥♥♥什么吗
What the heck just happened?!
见鬼刚刚发生了什么
Like I said, I'm here to protect you.
我说了我是来保护你的
And that's what I'm going to do.
这也是我接下来要做的
So pull your head out of your ass.
所以面对现实吧
We got work to do.
有事情等着我们去做
I imagine you have questions. Go ahead.
我猜你有问题要问问吧
You...
你...
Threw a truck.
扔飞了一辆卡车
Is that your question?
这就是你的问题吗
Maybe? No! No.
也许不是不是
Mm. Are you an angel?
你是天使吗
Angels are a human construct.
天使是人类虚构的
Let's just say I'm a warrior for God.
这么说吧我是为神而战的勇士
Can I see your wings? Okay, cool, we're done with questions.
我能看你的翅膀吗好吧别问了
Here's what you need to understand.
你得明白我下面说的
You are the last of the righteous.
你是最后的义人
You have a sacred mission
你的神圣使命是
to restore balance to the world
选定三十五个新的灵魂
by anointing 35... new souls.
恢复这个世界的公平
Got it?
懂了吗
Got it? Um...
懂了吗
Nope. Nope.
没有没有
I definitely don't "got it." Um,
我还真没明白
look, I'm not righteous, okay?
我跟正义不搭边好吗
Go down the street to the church,
沿着这条街去教堂
I guarantee you'll find a bunch of people
我保证你能找到一群人
more righteous than me. Can't you see the gift
比我更正义你看不到
that you've been given? To serve God, to...
给予你的天赋吗去侍奉上帝去...
But... To... to... to protect humanity?
但是去保护人类
What more could one want from existence?
一个人除了生存还想要什么呢
I can think of millions of things right now.
我现在能想到成千上万的东西
Uh, money, naps, girls,
金钱打盹靓妹
sushi, muscles, uh, an awesome
寿司肌肉一把绝佳的
electric guitar. Guitar lessons.
电吉他吉他课
This is gonna be a problem.
这下麻烦了
Hey, here's another problem. I don't believe in God.
另外一个麻烦是我不信仰上帝
Hi.
嗨
Uh... I just love this song.
我喜欢这首歌♥♥
I just don't know the lyrics.
我只是不知道歌♥♥词
Cause I... I don't...
因为我...
God does not stop existing
上帝永远存在
based on what you believe.
不管你信仰什么
Yeah, well, I don't believe that, either.
我也不相信那个
We need to start building up your spiritual power
我们得开始铸造你的精神力量
so you can find the righteous.
从而让你找到正义感
That's all. That's all. Yeah, but you say that...
就这些仅此而已但是你说...
I don't know what that means,... That's all.
我不知道那是什么意思没别的了
Just trust me! K Dog?
请相信我凯哥
No way! It's Tyler!
不是吧我是泰勒
Hey, Ty! What's going on?
嘿泰最近如何
Life, you know?
日子就这样
Been working here for the past six years...
在这工作六年了
Like, six, seven years. Great job... free coffee,
大概六七年很棒的工作有免费的咖啡
living with my mom, you know, since the divorce.
离婚以后和老妈一起生活
Do you remember Tammy?
还记得塔米不
Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
十分遗憾
Oh, no. It's all good ... totally amicable.
不用这样没事的和好了
Let's hang out.
我们聚一聚吧
I don't have a car at the moment. Mine got stolen.
虽然我的车被偷了我现在没有车