凯文救世界

Kevin (Probably) Saves the World S01E05

Part 1 June 30, 2020, 6:49 a.m.

我的生活本来一团糟
My life was going pretty terrible.
我丢了工作不得不搬去
I lost my job, had to move in
和我姐姐以及外甥女住一起
with my sister and my niece.
然后画风开始突变
And then, things got weird.
我劝你不要
I wouldn't do that.
超级诡异
Super weird.
- 我还在睡梦中吗 - 不
- Am I still asleep? - No.
每一个时代
In every generation,
都会出现三十六个义人
there are 36 righteous souls.
你是最后一个义人
You are the last of the righteous.
你的使命是让万物
You are on a mission to bring
回归平衡
balance to the Universe.
- 你在和谁说话 - 她看不见我
- Who are you talking to? - She can't see me.
但是她成功说服了我
She's done a pretty good job
她是真实存在的
convincing me she's real.
保护你真不容易
You don't make protecting you easy.
现在我得做一些
And now I have to do something
以前没做过的事
I haven't had to do before...
先人后己帮助他人
Put others before myself, help people.
我绝不会是你想要的那种救世主
I am the last guy you'd ever want to save the world,
但是我觉得我能搞定
but I think I can figure it out...
大概吧
Probably.
那颗流星给了你超能力吗
Did that meteor give you superpowers?
有没有
Did it?
超能力
Uh, superpowers?
那是这个
That's... What's so...
你为什么要这么问
Why would you even ask that?
因为我看到了奇怪的事
Because I've seen weird stuff.
瑞斯你那不是
Reese, you have... That's not...
瑞斯那是我听过的
Reese, that is the craziest
最扯的事
thing that I have ever heard.
我有超能力吗
Do I have superpowers?
首先如果我确实有超能力
First of all, if I did have superpowers,
你觉得我会藏着不说吗
do you think I would be keeping it a secret?
我知道他不会痛痛快快回答我的
I knew he wouldn't give me a straight answer.
这有点让我伤心了
... kind of hurts my feelings 'cause
- 我一直想拥有超能力 - 但是没关系
- I've always wanted superpowers... - But that's fine.
我想知道的事他已经都告诉我了
He already told me everything I need to know.
想要在这个世界拥有一些很平常的能力
... trying to, like, live in the world with normal powers,
我甚至连平常的能力都没有
not even... I don't even have normal powers.
他越是像个疯子一样说话
The more he talks like a crazy person...
平平庸庸的普通人
... medium-regular-guy type of thing...
我知道我就越接近真♥相♥了
... the more I know I'm closer to the truth.
因为如果你没有脑子进水
... because if you're not hydrated,
你就能开始看清一切了
then you can start to see things...
流星坠落的那天晚上一定发生了什么
Something happened the night the meteor fell.
有个家伙以为他有超能力
There was a guy who thought he had superpowers
因为他嗑药了他跳下了悬崖
'cause he was on drugs, and he jumped off a cliff.
我已经有推理了
And I have a theory.
这是典型的起源故事
It's the classic origin story.
流星坠落在地球上
Meteor falls to Earth...
是我就不会碰的
I wouldn't touch it!
一个正常的呆瓜碰了它
... normal idiot touches it.
呆瓜行为诡异回到了家
Idiot acts weird, heads home,
进入梦乡然后改变就开始了
goes to sleep, and then the changes begin.
呆瓜从此脱胎换骨
Idiot will never be the same again.
吃早饭了吃早饭了
Eating breakfast, eating breakfast
但是他有哪种能力呢
But what kind of powers does he have?
我已经见过一些了
I've already seen a couple.
他可能有不死之身
He might be immortal.
他能凭空飞起
He can definitely float in thin air.
食物全部进到肚子里
Goes right in my tummy
但只限于此还是说
But is that all, or are there
他还有我没见过的能力
more powers I haven't seen yet?
也许他可以用意念移♥动♥东西
Maybe he can move things with his mind.
吃着真美味
Tastes so good
嘿干啥呢
Hey! Why?
我以为你能接着
I thought you'd stop it.
怎么接
How?
你把我最喜欢的麦片都浪费了
You wasted all of my favorite cereal.
流星一定对他做了什么
The meteor did something to him...
我要知道到底是什么
... and I'm gonna find out what it is.
不接
Nope.
我有一封给凯文·菲恩的挂号♥信
I have certified mail for Kevin Finn.
我可以替他接收
I can take it for him.
早上好
Morning.
你不是应该送瑞斯去学校吗
You taking Reese to school or what?
她会迟到的
She'll be late.
不她今天不上学
Uh, no. She's off...
今天老师们开会
Teacher conference day.
你是被我父母搭配的姐弟装感动了吗
Are you sad because my parents used to dress us alike?
那我有十五年的照片
Because I have about 15 years of
够你哭一阵的了
photos that will make you weep.
小时候的你很可爱
You were darling...
你们两个都很可爱
Both of you.
我们现在也很可爱
We still are.
在这里时间过得真快
Time passes so quickly here.
等你们恍然发觉
And none of you realize it until it's...
已经太迟了
It's too late.
转眼的时间一切都结束了
In a blink of an eye, it's over.
再也回不去小时候了
These two babies will never exist again.
嘿你还好吗
Hey, are you okay?
凯文你在里面吗
Kevin, you in there?
在等一下
Yeah. One second.
- 嗨瑞斯 - 嗨
- Hey, Reese. - Hi.
你看起来很疲惫
You look... tired.
我没有
Oh. Um, I'm not.
那就怪你长得着急了
Hmm. Must just be your face.
是你敲门的对吗
You knocked, right?
给这个是寄给你的
Here, this just came for you.
这是什么
So, what is it?
这是我上一份工作寄来的遣散费
It is my last severance check from work.
来得正是时候我刚好没钱了
It's just in time... The well was running dry.
现在每天早上都可以吃寿司了
Now it's sushi for breakfast every day.
你开玩笑的吗
Is that a joke?
那就不是咯
I guess not.
我能问你一个问题吗这很重要
Can I ask you a question? It's kind of important.
从测验结果看得出来瑞斯
As you can see from the quiz scores, Reese...
她这学期的劲头很足
She really started out the term strong.
那很好
That's great.
每次我问她在学校过得怎么样
Every time I ask her how she's doing
她都只说"还不错"
in school, all I get is "good."
你了解瑞斯的
Eh. Well, you know Reese.
她不喜欢成为大家的焦点
She does not like to be the center of attention.
是的
No.
我其实我找到了
I... Actually, I-I found the place
她最愿意表达自己的方式
that she expresses herself the best.
在她的写作里
It's... It's in her writing.
是的我知道她一直在
Oh, yeah, I know. She's always
写她自己的流水账
writing in that diary of hers.
抱歉
Oh. Sorry.
每次我这么说她都会生气的她的日志
She gets mad when I call it that. Her journal.
其实...
Well, that's actually...
这因如此我很期待
It's kind of why I'm excited to see how
她会在下一次作业中会写什么
she does with this next assignment.
孩子们会跟随并采访
The students will follow and interview
一个他们敬佩的人
someone they admire,
然后写下他们的经历
and then write their history.
- 是吗 - 是的
- Oh. - Yeah.
我们想要教会学生
We're trying to teach them how,