永不满足

Insatiable S01E08

Part 2 Oct. 12, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

还有什么方法♥会♥比
What better way to do that
在菜单中加入更健康的选择更好的呢
than by adding healthier options to the menu?
瘦热狗是什么
What's a Leaner Wiener?
是热狗卷饼的健康版
It's the healthy version of the Wiener Taco.
就像是火鸡肉热狗或者素食热狗
So like a turkey wiener, or a veggie wiener.
那不就成绿色热狗了吗
Wouldn't that be a greener wiener?
设想一下一个宣传健康饮食的广♥告♥
Imagine, a healthy eating campaign,
由梅森维尔的魔力耶稣小姐本人站台
fronted by Masonville's very own Miss Magic Jesus,
她倡导正面♥积♥极的身体形象
who advocates for positive body image.
我还可以主持你们的重新开业仪式
Also, I could host your grand reopening.
我们可以叫你热狗女王
We could call you the Wiener Queen,
或者热狗卷饼美人
or the Wiener Taco Belle.
-还给你做一个热狗皇冠 -悠着点蔡
- We'll make you a Wiener crown. - Hold your roll, Choi.
我这生意才刚刚开张
I just opened a new business.
你们为什么会觉得
What makes you think I have any money
我还会有钱砸给一个选美的
to throw at a pageant girl?
说得好蔡先生
A valid point, Mr. Choi.
所以我自作主张了一下
Which... is why I took the liberty
列出了这个多管齐下的营销计划
of outlining this multi-pronged marketing plan.
妈
Mom?
赫尔曼·蔡很喜欢瘦热狗的点子
Herman Choi loved the Leaner Wiener pitch,
他会赞助我参加地区赛
and he's gonna sponsor me for regionals.
太棒了那我们俩都有好消息
Oh, yay! Oh, we both have good news.
我来月经了又躲过怀孕一劫
Oh, I got my period, dodged another pregnancy bullet.
来击个掌
Up top.
我去
Oh, shit.
你晚了多少天了
So, how late are you?
大概一个礼拜
Maybe a week?
钱包里要记得放套啊
Gotta keep a stash of condoms in your purse.
我们戴了套啊
We used one.
看来我就是那不幸的百分之二了
Figures I would be in the unlucky two percent.
他可能是放在了钱包里
He probably keeps 'em in his wallet.
你屁♥股♥散发的热气破坏了胶乳
The heat from your butt breaks down the latex,
"小蝌蚪"就趁虚而入了
lets the swimmers get through.
希望这是虚惊一场吧
Let's just hope this is a false alarm.
你的第一次
So... your first time?
是件大事啊
It's a big deal.
他可不这么想
Yeah, he didn't think so.
做完之后我说了我爱他
I told him I loved him afterwards.
-你猜他怎么回的 -"给我做个三明治"
- You know what he said? - "Make me a sandwich"?
"你叫什么来着" "别告诉我老婆"
"What's your name again"? "Don't tell my wife"?
"我有现金"
"I have cash"?
这是我想到的最佳回答
Just some of my greatest hits.
都不是
Yeah, no.
他说的是"挺好玩的"
He said... "That was fun."
帕蒂
Oh, Patty.
每个人的第一次都不是想象中的那样美好
Nobody's first time is ever what they expected it to be.
我的第一次从头到尾就是个错误
Mine was, well, totally wrong, all of it.
我就想快点忘掉这回事
I just want to forget about it.
嗯...
Well...
问题有点棘手了
it's gonna be a little hard to do now.
谁他妈会第一次做就怀孕的啊
Who the hell gets pregnant the first time they have sex?
而且还戴了套我一定是被诅咒了
After using a condom? I had to be cursed.
我要抓狂了
I'm freaking the fuck out.
我也这么觉得
Yeah, that's how I felt.
我该怎么做
I-- I don't know what to do.
亲爱的你得做出人生中最重要的决定
Sweetie, you have to make the biggest decision of your life.
你要告诉克里斯蒂安吗
Are you gonna tell Christian?
等我想到该怎么做之后再说
Not until I decide what I'm gonna do.
也对
Right.
好吧
All right.
好了
Okay.
我从没告诉过你这件事
I never told you this before,
我原本是想把你送去领养的
but... I was gonna give you up for adoption.
你说什么
Wait, what?
我当时还很年轻又是单身
I was young, single,
而且不想去做人流
and I didn't want to get an abortion.
我认为一名女性有自己作主的权利
I think a woman should have the right to choose.
我真的这么觉得但是我自己...
I do, but I-- I just personally...
我做不到
I couldn't do it.
好吧
Okay.
你是什么时候决定留下我的
When did you decide to keep me?
你刚出生的时候
Right after you were born.
是这样的我问护士能不能抱抱你的时候
See, I fucked up when I asked the nurse
已经一团糟了
if I could hold you,
因为我以为自己会好好跟你道别
because I figured I'd give you a proper goodbye
然后把你拱手送给别人
and then hand you off to people
他们至少没我过得这么糟
who were a little less, well... train-wrecky.
但你在我怀里的时候
But then I held you,
你的小脑袋闻起来就像是蛋糕
and your little head smelled like cake.
你就抬头看着我
And you just looked up at
像是在激我说 "就知道你不会养我"
me like you were just daring me to raise you.
就在此时我知道我绝不会让你离开
And that's when I knew I could never let you go.
你觉得这是一个错误吗
And you think that was a mistake?
不宝贝对我来说绝不是
Oh, baby, no. No, no, no. Not for me.
但对你来说
But for you?
遇上别人你也许会有一段更好的生活
Maybe you could have had a better life with someone else.
如果没有你那也不会是我
Well, then I wouldn't be me if I didn't have you.
宝贝你说得对
Right. Oh, my baby.
所以你觉得我应该怎么做
So, what do you think I should do?
我十七岁的女儿产下孩子
The idea of my 17-year-old
这个主意看起来很荒谬
daughter having a baby seems ridiculous.
而且想到让我当外婆拜托
And the idea of me being a grandma, come on.
所以你认为我应该流产
So you think I should have an abortion?
理论上说是的
Theoretically, yeah.
但事实上不
But in reality, no.
说实话我不知道该如何告诉你
So I honestly don't know what to tell you.
像这样的时候我总希望
It's times like these I do wish you had a dad,
你有父亲或者其他人可以给你意见
or another person to weigh in.
我有鲍勃
I have Bob.
你知道的
You know, yeah.
也许你应该和他谈谈
Maybe you should talk to him.
我终于踏入上升期了
I was finally in an upswing,
布瑞克外出进行格斗静修
and with Brick away at a wrestling retreat,
我终于能放松做次急需的自我保健
I could relax and get some much-needed self-care.
抱歉太用力了吗
Oh, sorry. Too deep?
没有
Never.
尚恩来吧你都为我服务好多年了
Come on, Shane, you've been working on me for years.
你从现在起记住越用力越好
You should know by now, the deeper the better.
好的
Right.
所以所以科拉莉怎么样了
So, how's, uh...? How's Coralee?
真让人放松
So much for relaxing.
你好
Hello?
我马上到
I'll... I'll be right there.
我爸爸昏倒了他们说是胸口疼痛
My father had collapsed. Chest pains, they said.
但在我知道更多消息前我选择冷静
But until I knew more, I chose to stay calm.
直到我的心脏蹦出胸膛的那一刻
Until my own heart leapt out of my chest.
我不敢相信你在这
I can't believe you're here.
我还是你父亲的紧急联♥系♥人
Well, I'm still your father's emergency contact.
而且无论我们之间发生了什么
Plus, no matter what's going on between us...
我仍是你的妻子
I'm still your wife.
你之前去哪了
Where are you staying?
-你可以回家 -在镇上帕洛米诺酒店
- You could come home, and we could... - At the Palomino in town.
-你和医生谈过了吗 -还没有
- Have you talked to the doctors? - Not yet.
是帕蒂
It's Patty.
-你好 -鲍勃我们私下见一面吗
- Hello? - Bob. Can you meet me in person?
我们需要谈谈紧急情况
We need to talk. It's, uh, an emergency.
现在我也有自己的紧急情况
Yeah, I'm kind of having my own emergency right now.
-我父亲住院了 -天呐我很抱歉
- My dad's in the hospital. - Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
没事我们待会再谈你够忙了
Never mind, we can talk later. You've got enough to deal with.