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To have Brick all to myself,
但克里斯蒂安一直在我脑子里挥散不去
but I couldn't get Christian out of my head.
我觉得内疚
I felt guilty.
我有个惊喜给你
I have a surprise for you.
所以你
So you...
在我解开你衣扣的同时 打开它
open it while I open these.
但是我情难自禁
But I couldn't help it.
克里斯蒂安身上的味道太好闻了
Christian smelled so good
当他在我耳边轻语时 我像是欲♥火♥焚身
and when he whispered in my ear, it was like my body was on fire.
我内心充斥着那些想法
I was consumed with thoughts about--
布瑞克 你穿着衣服吗
Brick, you decent?
爸 我以为你在上点心课
Dad? I thought you had a pastry class?
我取消了 我能进来吗
I canceled. Permission to enter?
不能 我们就隔着门交流吧
Denied. Talk through the door.
在你指出我对摔跤运动缺乏兴趣后
Well, after you pointed out my lack of interest in wrestling,
我做了一些功课
I did some research.
原来在大赛的前夜 你应该保存
Turns out the night before a big match, you're supposed to keep
身体里那些睾丸素和体液
all that testosterone and fluids inside your body.
爸 快走开
Dad, go away.
所以 我给你五秒钟把衣服穿好
So, I'm gonna give you five seconds to get decent.
五 四
Five, four,
-三 二 -小点声
- three, two... - Shh!
帕蒂
Patty.
她就是你的约炮对象
She's the sex date?
你告诉他我们要做♥爱♥
You told him we were gonna have sex?
不 我没有告诉他任何关于我们的事情
No, I didn't tell him anything about us.
-我让他不要 -你简直不可理喻
- I told him not... - I can't believe you.
首先 你睡了我的宿敌
First, you sleep with my mortal enemy,
现在又想诱骗我的女门徒
and now you are trying to seduce my protégée.
真的吗 你又觉得什么事都和你有关
Seriously? You're gonna make this about you, again.
等下 这是某种对你♥爸♥的变♥态♥的报复行为吗
Wait, is this some kind of sick "Eff you" To your dad?
不是的 帕蒂 我保证
No, Patty, I promise--
你知道吗 我要走了
You know what? I'm gonna go.
如果布瑞克是在利用我 那我选错人了
If Brick was using me, I picked the wrong guy.
但我心仪的那家伙 已经被我撮合给别人了
But the guy I wanted, I had set up with someone else.
因为无私 我把自己玩完了
By being selfless, I had screwed myself.
爸 什么鬼
What the hell, Dad?
我喜欢帕蒂 结果你搅合了我的良宵
I like Patty and you just cock blocked me.
布瑞克 你一定要小心一点
Brick, you have to be careful.
你不能玩弄帕蒂的感情
You can't toy with Patty's emotions.
你是认真的吗 比起我 你更关心她
Seriously? You're more worried about her than me?
不 我是想保护你
No. I am trying to protect you.
帕蒂这个人 很复杂
Patty is... complicated.
当她沮丧时 她会表现出来
And when she gets upset, she acts out.
我只是不想看到你受伤害
I just don't wanna see you get hurt.
放屁 你只是不想她输
Bullshit! You just don't want her to lose.
你为什么突然关心起我做的一切
Why are you suddenly so interested in everything I do?
我想做个好爸爸
I wanna be a good dad.
突如其来 我是说 为什么是现在
Out of the blue. I mean, why now?
我最近一直去见迈克牧师
I have been meeting with Pastor Mike
他说如果我想做一个好的教父
and he says that if I wanna be a good godfather,
我得先做一个更好的父亲
I need to be a better dad.
-所以我真的在努力 -教父
- So I'm really trying. - Godfather?
-谁的 -帕蒂的
- To who? - To Patty.
你要做帕蒂的教父
You're gonna be Patty's godfather?
你什么时候开始去教堂的
Since when do you go to church?
我不去 但是帕蒂要为魔力耶稣小姐受洗
I don't. But Patty needs to be baptized for Miss Magic Jesus,
所以看起来我得赶紧行动起来
so it looks like I'd better start.
我想说 你有两个自己的孩子
Wow! I mean, two children of your own,
但这不足以让你皈依宗教
but that's not enough to make you find religion.
但为了帕蒂 我是说 我们只是
But for Patty, I mean, we just--
我不是这个意思
That's not what I meant.
听着好吗 只是帕蒂需要一个父亲的角色
Look, hmm? It's just Patty needs a father figure.
她妈简直是一团糟
Her mom is a mess.
是的 你不也是一团糟吗
Right, and you're not?
谢谢你开车载我
Thanks for the ride.
我很高兴你能打电♥话♥给我
I was glad you called.
我的戒酒互助会马上开始了 但就在这附近
My AA meeting is starting soon, but it's just around the corner.
我可以把你送回家 或者
I could drop you off at home or...
你可以跟我一起去
you could come with.
我想和你多待一会 你知道吗
I'd love to spend a little extra time, you know?
你还好吗
You okay?
你安静得有点不对劲
You've been unusually quiet.
我觉得布瑞克不是出于正确的原因才喜欢我
I think Brick might not be into me for the right reasons.
宝贝 我很抱歉
Oh, babe. I'm sorry.
我知道你对你们之间的事有多激动
I know how excited you've been about that.
你喜欢他那么久了
You've been into him for such a long time.
而且我对洗礼的事感到抱歉
And I'm sorry about the whole baptism thing.
你知道的 你是对的
You know, you were right.
这是件大事 我早该做了
It's a big deal. I should have done it.
但是我星期天会到场的
But I'll be there Sunday.
迟做总比不做好 对吗
Better late than never, right?
是的 如果迈克牧师同意把它做完的话
Yeah, if Pastor Mike agrees to go through with it.
他想我少想着自己
He wants me to think less about myself
要多想着别人
and more about other people,
但是我已经做了一件无私奉献的好事
but I already did a selfless good deed.
我撮合了玛格诺莉娅和另一个家伙
I set Magnolia up with another guy to make up
来弥补我从她那抢走了布瑞克的事
for stealing Brick.
等下 你抢走了布瑞克
Wait, you stole Brick?
天啊 他在这
Oh my God, he's here.
我撮合给玛格诺莉娅的那个人
The guy that I set Magnolia up with.
我更喜欢的那个人
That I like better.
也许这是一个预兆
Maybe that's a sign...
告诉我应该和他在一起
that I should be with him instead.
等等 你从玛格诺莉娅那抢走了布瑞克
Wait, you stole Brick from Magnolia
然后现在你又要抢走另一个人
and now you're gonna steal the other guy too?
-迈克牧师同意了吗 -没有
- Does Pastor Mike sign off on this? - No.
因为这听起来并不像你为他人着想
'Cause it doesn't sound like you're thinking about other people.
反而像是你自私自利
It sounds like you're being selfish.
这出自整天喝得烂醉
Says the woman who was too busy getting drunk
没空带我洗礼的女人之口
to get me baptized.
我觉得我自私 很好 原来和你一样
You think I'm selfish? Great. Turning out just like you.
你在这做什么
Hey. What are you doing here?
这不重要 你有车吗
It doesn't matter. Do you have a car?
你想一起去兜个风什么的吗
Do you wanna go for a drive or something?
*耶稣给予我的馈赠*
*Jesus gave it to me*
*我要让它光芒四射*
*I'm gonna let it shine*
*耶稣给予我的馈赠*
*Jesus gave it to me, yeah*
*我要让它光芒四射*
*I'm gonna let it shine*
-*让一切顺其自然* -她太棒了
- *Let it* - She's amazing.
你的声音也很好听 你应该上去唱歌♥
You have a great voice too. You should get up there and sing.
*闪耀*
*Shine*
谢谢
Thank you.
如果你们有兴趣
If any of you are interested
看一个不只吃西芹和年糕的
in seeing a beauty pageant contestant
选美大赛参赛者
who eats something besides celery and rice cakes,
这周末请来魔力耶稣小姐大赛现场支持我
come out and support me in Miss Magic Jesus this weekend.
话说
So...
你一直没有回答我关于帕蒂的问题
you never answered my question about Patty.
我说等你想清楚你的感觉就告诉我
I told you to let me know when you've figured out how you feel
可你却一直在躲我
and you've been dodging me ever since.
我没有躲你 我这不是在你面前吗
I'm not dodging you, I'm here with you right now.
但我希望这是我们的约会
But I want this to be like a date
但我不知道 因为不确定你是不是同性恋
and I don't know if it is because I don't know if you're gay.
我也不知道 好吗
Neither do I, okay?
我不蠢
Look, I'm not stupid.
我知道大家在议论我什么
I know what people say about me,
就算是在迪克西的逼照事件之前
even before the whole Dixie vag pic thing.
我也一直在想 经常想
And I've thought about it... A lot.
到底是不是这样
Like, whether or not it's true.
然后呢
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