永不满足

Insatiable S01E05

Part 3 Oct. 12, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

and I was desperate to win back Coralee.
坚决到和魔鬼做交易
Desperate enough to make a deal with the devil.
我是受害者
I am a victim!
都听好了我是受害者
Attention! I am a victim!
帕蒂·布拉黛尔网络暴♥力♥
Patty Bladell is a cyber-bully!
拉拉婊们开战啦
Lesbian bitch fight!
不不不只是普通的女婊
No, no, no, no! It is not! It is just a regular bitch fight!
迪克西放开我
Dixie, get off me!
帕蒂过来
Patty! Over here.
我们为什么要和玛格诺莉娅坐一桌
Why are we sitting with Magnolia Barnard?
因为没了鲍勃我只能找她了
Because without Bob, I need her help.
再说玛格诺莉娅怎么了
Plus, Magnolia is awesome.
她漂亮又聪明人也好
She's pretty and smart and nice.
所以招人嫌嘛
I know, it's annoying.
给帕蒂和她女朋友挪个地方
Guys. Make room for Patty and her girlfriend.
女性朋友
Friend, who's a girl.
我就是这意思
That's what I said.
迪克西就是个贱♥人♥
Dixie's the worst, right?
她还住在我家真的快疯了
And she's living in my house. It's a total disastrophe.
算了还是说你选美的事吧
Anyway, let's talk about your pageant issues.
你现在是形象问题
What you have is an image problem.
你得搞定选美组委会
You need to worry about the pageant board.
我们得让他们觉得你是个优秀的
We have to get them thinking you're a good person,
配得上魔力耶稣小姐王冠的人
someone who's deserving of the Miss Magic Jesus crown.
-那要怎么做 -需要多线并进
- So, how do we do that? - We need a multi-pronged approach.
首先我们得说服他们
First, we need to prove to them
不是你发的迪克西的逼照
that you didn't send out that picture of Dixie.
找出是谁黑了你手♥机♥
Figure out who hacked your phone.
我可以找电脑俱乐部的人帮忙
I could ask the guys in Computer Club for help.
好主意
Great idea.
同时我们还得
In the meantime, we need to
把你包装得友善又宽容
present you as some one who's kind, charitable.
那种绝对不会
The kind of person who never would've
采取网络暴♥力♥的圣女
cyber-bullied in the first place.
你做过什么慈善吗
Do you have any philanthropy on your resume?
因为大多数魔力耶稣小姐的参赛者
Because most of the main competitors for Miss Magic Jesus
都至少给慈善机构捐过五千美元
have earned at least $5,000 for their respective charities.
靠真的吗
Shit, really?
个人展示的时候
You should choose a cause that has something
你总得拿出点实例
to do with your platform.
-你准备了吗 -个人展示吗
- Do you have one yet? - A platform? Yeah.
我打算讲讲胖和瘦的优缺点
It's something about being fat and then not being fat.
完美警戒饮食及身体紊乱症
Perfect. Awareness of eating and body dysmorphic disorders.
你可以捐钱给
You can raise money for
北乔治亚饮食失调康复中心
the Northern Georgia Eating Disorder Recovery Clinic.
天啊你可真是个天才
Oh, my God! You're really good at this.
然后还得搞个活动
Now, we just need an event.
-比基尼洗车妹 -老套
- Bikini car wash? - Played out.
-领养小狗 -呕
- Dog adoption? - Yawn.
比基尼洗狗狗
Bikini dog wash?
-比基尼洗狗狗 -比基尼洗狗狗
- Bikini dog wash? - Bikini dog wash!
比基尼洗狗狗
Bikini dog wash!
正在饮食失调康复的女生看到比基尼
Bikinis for girls recovering from eating disorders...
-是不是有点 -就这周末干吧
- isn't that sort of--? - Let's do it. This weekend?
好极了帕蒂
Amazing. OK, Patty,
你去联♥系♥电脑俱乐部搞定你的手♥机♥
you talk to the Computer Club about your phone.
我去联♥系♥学生会
I'll talk to Student Council
去拿举办洗车狗活动的许可
about getting a permit for this dog wash.
诺尼你能帮忙做传♥单♥吗
And Nonnie, can you make a flyer?
当然可以对吧诺尼
Yes. She'll totally do it. Right, Nonnie?
-你说了算 -太好了
- Whatever you say. - Okay, perfect.
既然这些都定了接下来考虑怎么宣传
Okay, now that that's sorted, how are we gonna get the word out?
这是重中之重毕竟是为了晋级
First things first, 'cause it's all about promotion.
帕蒂疯了
Patty's losing her mind.
"玛格诺莉娅好厉害
"Oh. Magnolia's so awesome.
玛格诺莉娅什么都懂"
Oh. Magnolia's so everything."
你怎么了
What's wrong?
你三句不离帕蒂
Everything is always about Patty.
我真傻早该想到你是拉拉
I'm such an idiot. I should have known you were gay.
你说什么
Wait, what?
大家都在传你和帕蒂是一对
Everyone's saying you and Patty are a couple.
你脑子坏了吗蔡
What the hell, Choi?
你把舌头伸进我嘴的时候我像拉拉吗
Did I seem gay when your tongue was in my mouth?
是不像可我俩在一起的时候
No, but whenever we're together,
你总是三句不离她
all you do is talk about her.
-怎么可能 -就是这样
- That is so not true. - It is true.
你要是喜欢帕蒂这当然没关系
And if you're into Patty, it's totally cool,
但请你能老实交代
but please, just be honest.
我才不喜欢帕蒂我现在超级烦她
I am not into Patty. I'm super annoyed at her.
六个月前玛格诺莉亚根本理都不理她
Six months ago, Magnolia wouldn't give her the time of day.
她从减肥中心逃出来的时候
I'm the one who was there when she ran out of
她在垃圾桶里翻蛋糕吃的时候
Weight Watcher's points, when she ate
都是我陪着她
birthday cake out of the trash.
你吃醋了
You sound jealous.
认真的吗
Seriously?
我刚从一段
I just got out of a situation
我更喜欢对方的感情中走出来
where I was more into someone than they were into me.
所以等你把这些破事理清了再联♥系♥我
So, when you figure your shit out, let me know.
-先生们 -什么
- Gentlemen. - What?
我需要你们的帮助
I need your help.
有人黑了我的手♥机♥ 放出了那些迪克西的照片
Somebody hacked my phone and leaked those pictures of Dixie.
我需要你们查清楚是谁干的
I need you to figure out who.
等一下那对我们有什么好处
Wait, what's in it for us?
你们想要什么
What do you want?
-约会 -和我们所有人
- A date. - With all of us.
和我们三个一起
Collectively. Three.
恶心你们不能这样要挟我这是不对的
Gross. You can't just leverage me like that, it's wrong.
好难道你没有
Okay. Hey, was it wrong
把你的胸给唐纳德·蔡看吗
when you showed your boobs to Donald Choi?
没说的了吧这是个小地方大家会说三道四
Yeah, it's a small town, people talk.
这是个坏主意
This was a bad idea.
等等神秘女孩也许我能帮你
Hey, mystery girl, maybe I can help you.
不那货
Oh, no. That burnout over there
根本不知道怎么追踪黑客
has no idea how to trace a hacker.
废柴和USB端口做♥爱♥是什么感觉
Loser, what's it like to have sex with a USB port?
克里斯蒂安你怎么...
Christian, how do you--?
我和我爸周游世界
I've traveled the world with my dad,
我大多数时间都是在网咖度过的
spent most of my time in Internet cafes.
我在布鲁塞尔遇到这个人他保护我
I met this guy in Brussels, he took me under his wing,
教我所有关于暗网的知识
taught me all about the dark web.
那你能帮我吗
So, you can help me?
是有代价的
For a price.
-你和他们一样坏 -不是的
- You're just as bad as they are. - Not like that.
我也需要你帮我个忙
I need your help with something too.
我可以相信你对吗
I can trust you, right?
我遇到麻烦了
I'm in trouble.
上周六晚上我因为车里有毒品被逮捕了
Last Saturday night, I, uh, got arrested with drugs in my car.
我妈觉得我在贩毒我并没有
My mom thinks I'm dealing, which I'm not.
她想让我的律师放弃这个案子
And she wants my lawyer to throw the case,
因为她觉得可能在监狱待一段时间对我有益
because she thinks some jail time would do me good.
那太糟了
That sucks.
但我不知道我怎么能帮到你
But I'm not sure how I can help you.
我的律师是你的选美教练
My lawyer is your pageant coach.
我需要你帮我说服他不要让我进监狱
I need you to help me convince him to keep me out of jail.
你们很亲近不是吗
You guys are close, right?
现在不是
Not at the moment.
而且鲍勃不会放弃案子的那是不道德的
Besides, Bob would never throw a case. It's unethical.
也许你没你想的那么了解他
Maybe you don't know him as well as you think.
他绝对同意了
He definitely agreed to do it.
我听到我父母在争论这件事
I heard my parents arguing about it.
所以你能帮我和他说一下吗