永不满足

Insatiable S01E01

Part 5 Oct. 12, 2019, 11:13 a.m.

我就知道
成了吗
还没我想要更多的
我提出动议驳回一切进展顺利
I'd filed a motion to dismiss and everything was in order.
帕蒂表现不错
Patty looked great.
流浪汉甚至都没有出席
And homeless guy didn't even bother to show up.
但要证明当时是自卫还得靠我
But it was up to me to prove self-defense,
也就是说帕蒂要表现得比那店员更有说服力
which meant Patty had to be more convincing than the clerk.
怎么回事
What was that?
他有点喜欢我
He's like, kind of in love with me.
-因为我 -别说话了
- Because I... - Don't say another word.
我传唤对方证人有些冒险
It was a risk to call their witness myself,
但假如帕蒂是对的我可以坏了他们的案子
but if Patty was right, I could ruin their case
让小鲍勃·巴纳德背上这惨败的名声
and stick it to Bob Baby Banana Barnard.
所以我猛增信心
So, I took a leap of faith.
被告传唤唐纳德·蔡
The defense calls Donald Choi.
请按照回忆叙述八月二十九日发生的事件
Tell us the events of August 29th, as you recall them.
提醒你年轻人你已宣誓
Let me remind you, young man, that you're under oath.
我不记得了
I don't remember.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
帕蒂的招数很管用
Whatever Patty had done, it worked.
现在就看她的证词了
Now, it all came down to her testimony.
他言语威胁我
He threatened me verbally
然后肢体上表现出攻击性
and then he got physically aggressive.
对我的身材进行羞辱于是我以为
He was making comments about my body, so I thought...
他想侵犯我
he was gonna try and force himself on me.
那么你做了什么
And what did you do?
自卫
I defended myself.
没有别的问题了法官大人
Nothing further, your honor.
帕蒂把弱女子演得很到位
Patty had played the damsel perfectly.
她只需再撑过迪尔达科恩队长的盘问
She just had to survive a cross examination by Captain Dildacorn.
布拉黛尔女士
Ms. Bladell.
你说受害者对你的身体进行羞辱
You said the victim commented on your body.
他具体说了什么
What did he say exactly?
他叫我胖子
He called me a fatty.
"谁都不准叫我胖子"
"And nobody calls me fatty!"
你在执行逮捕的警员的书面记录里是这么写的
That was the written statement you gave the arresting officer.
-我不记得写过这个 -你记得揍过他吗
- I don't remember writing that. - Your remember punching him?
狠到揍断了他鼻子
Hard enough to break his nose?
记得但是
Yes, but...
你觉得自己是暴♥力♥的人吗布拉黛尔女士
Would you say you're a violent person, Ms. Bladell?
不绝对不是
No. No, definitely not.
那你为什么揍他
So then why would you hit him?
是因为他想抢你的食物吗
Was it because he was trying to take your food?
当然胖帕蒂为了保护她的巧克力给他一拳
Sure, fatty Patty threw a punch to protect her chocolate.
你是说这事活该发生在我身上吗
Are you saying... I deserved what happened?
就因为我胖
Just because I was fat?
-不不不 -因为这不是我活该
- No. No, no, no, no, no. - Because I didn't.
如果你说是我活该
And if you're saying that,
就等于
then you're telling
让美国每个体重过重的青少年
every single overweight teenager in America to just...
闭上嘴忍♥受羞辱
shut up and take it.
就算这意味着要被人往脸上揍
Even if it means getting punched in the face.
这不是我想传递的观念
And that's not exactly a message I wanna be sending.
你呢法官大人
Do you, your honor?
案件驳回
Case dismissed!
我们应该庆祝一下亲热一下
We should celebrate, make out.
和男人亲热不是我们俩
With guys, not each other.
那流浪汉真胆大竟然没到场看我怎么胜诉
It's balls that homeless guy wasn't there to see me win.
-我们能反诉吗 -何必他是流浪汉
- Can we file a counter suit? - Why? He's homeless.
我要报复每个
Yeah, I want revenge against anyone
曾经羞辱过我的人
who has ever been mean to me.
我已经尝到成功的滋味了但这不够
I had a taste of victory, but it's not enough.
-我想要更多 -最好的复仇就是把日子过好
- I want more. - The best revenge is a life well lived.
你可以成为榜样
You could be a role model
那些受体重困扰的女孩的榜样
for girls that struggle with their weight.
你可以让她们知道她们也做得到
You could show them what's possible.
你可以从内部改变整个体系
You could help change the system from the inside.
参加选美
Pageants.
我当你的教练
I'd like to coach you.
对不起你说的是选美比赛吗
Excuse me, like beauty pageants?
对看看她安吉她多么夺目
Yes! Look at her, Angie, she's stunning.
是的我知道她长得就像我年轻的时候
Yeah, I know, she looks like me when I was her age,
-就是胸小了点 -而且
- except smaller boobs. - And...
你已经赢了一次
You won your first.
在法官面前
Being in front of a judge,
那就是最大型的选美比赛
that is the biggest pageant there is.
选美比赛
Beauty pageant.
我们从小做起先是魔力耶稣小姐选美
We'll start small, Miss Magic Jesus.
有我在你的团队里
But with me on your team,
你将有机会成为下一位美国小姐
I think you have a shot at being the next Miss USA.
你觉得怎么样
What do you say?
绝对不行
Absolutely not.
我不想让我女儿成为别人眼里
I don't want my daughter sexualized, objectified.
尤其是老男人眼里的性玩物
Especially not by older men.
你走开点好吗离我们远点
You stay away, okay? From both of us.
不妈妈
No, mom! Hey!
我再也不想听到有关鲍勃·阿姆斯特朗的消息
I don't wanna hear another word about Bob Armstrong, okay?
你的官司打赢了你也瘦了
You won your case, you got skinny.
-这就够了 -不这不够
- That's enough. - No, it's not.
我可以成名像德鲁·巴里莫尔一样出名
I could be famous, like Drew Barrymore famous.
这样所有嘲笑过我的混♥蛋♥们就会嫉妒无比
So all those jack holes who made fun of me will be so jealous,
嫉妒到无法呼吸
they can't even breathe.
这是我戒酒第100天今天应该是属于我的一天
Come on, I'm a 100 days sober. Today is supposed to be about me!
糟了这些甜甜圈本来是为集♥会♥准备的
Crap, these donuts are supposed to be for the meeting.
后备箱里还有一盒巧克力
I have a box of chocolates in the trunk,
如果你还想吃的话
if you wanna pound those back, too?
那是我的短裤吗
Those my shorty shorts?
是我可以穿吗
Yeah, that okay?
当然你穿更好看
Sure, they look better on you.
她妈妈嫉妒她那嫉妒都写在脸上了
Her mother was jealous, it was written all over her face.
我本来要帮她做些大事的
I was gonna help her to do something important.
她又治不好肛♥门♥癌
Well, it's not like she'll be curing ass cancer.
《当场抓包》
我无法想象我的生活会多不一样
I can't imagine how different my life would be,
如果有人在青春期的时候鼓励我做自己
if someone had encouraged me to be myself,
而不是让我做另一个鲍勃
instead of spending my entire adolescence being the other Bob
活在鲍勃·巴逼·巴纳德
being obfuscated by the dazzling light
耀眼光芒的阴影之下
that is Bob Bagina Barnard.
你刚才是说了"巴逼"
Did you just say "Bagina"?
而且他每时每刻都那么完美
Plus, he's so perfect all the time!
他埃特·梅和玛格诺莉亚
Him and Etta Mae and Magnolia. It's just...
如果帕蒂让我给她当教练就好了
Ugh, if Patty had just let me coach her.
天啊
Oh my god.
你从来不是想帮那个女孩
You never cared about helping that girl,
你只想向鲍勃·巴纳德开战
you just wanted to stick it to Bob Barnard.
-这根本不是事实 -这就是
- That is so not true. - That is true.
你觉得可以利用帕蒂打败玛格诺莉亚
You thought that you could use Patty to beat Magnolia.
去他的玛格诺莉亚
Screw Magnolia.
-如果她再自视甚高... -您好
- If the stick was any further up her... - Hi.
阿姆斯特朗先生阿姆斯特朗太太
Mr. Armstrong. Mrs. Armstrong.
-玛格诺莉亚 -太巧了
- Magnolia. - Wow, look, what are the odds?
我在这工作
I work here.
这就是很巧啊
Those are pretty good odds.
好吧
All right, well,
我现在要走了
I'm gonna get going now.
你能告诉你妈妈打电♥话♥给我吗
Will you have your mother call me?
我想谈谈女青年会的事
I wanna talk about Junior League.
我还是自己打给她吧你真漂亮
Actually, I'll just call her myself. You look beautiful.
至于你我爱你
And you, I love you.
我对我说的话感到抱歉我有点沮丧
I'm sorry about what I said, I was a little upset.
但是我同意你说的
But, I agree with you.