永不满足

Insatiable S01E04

Part 2 Oct. 12, 2019, 11:13 a.m.

and if you win it, you can just qualify?
太荒唐了
That's ridiculous.
本地的选美比赛的规则是很松的
The rules are pretty lax for local pageants.
再大型的选美比赛就会严一些
It gets tougher with the bigger pageants,
像地区赛或州赛
like regionals or state,
但是要达到魔力耶稣小姐的标准
but to qualify for Miss Magic Jesus,
我只需要赢下任何一场选美大赛就行
all I have to do is win any pageant.
也就是说如果我赢了母女选美大赛我就达标了
Which means if I win mother-daughter, boom, qualified.
很简单当然
Simple. Sure.
除了
Except for the fact that
你想破坏科拉莉和鲍勃的婚姻这部分
you're trying to blow up Coralee and Bob's marriage.
那才有意思
That's what makes it so fun.
如果你把从斯黛拉·罗斯那里拿到的项链给了科拉莉
If you give Coralee the necklace from Stella Rose,
她会恨你离开鲍勃
she'll hate you, leave Bob,
毁掉你赢选美大赛的机会
and ruin any chance you have of winning the pageant.
那魔力耶稣小姐就泡汤了
So, poof, there goes Miss Magic Jesus.
该死
Crap.
先选美然后再给项链
Pageant first, then necklace.
而且如果我先选美
Plus, if I do the pageant first,
我可以离科拉莉近些
I can get close to Coralee
弄明白鲍勃喜欢什么样的女人
and find out what Bob likes in a woman.
就像德鲁·巴里莫尔和汤姆·斯凯里特
Like Drew Barrymore did with Tom Skerritt
在《欲海潮》里做的一样
in Poison Ivy.
帕蒂我回家了
Patty, I'm home.
你妈什么时候从匿名戒酒会回来了
When did your mom get back from her AA retreat?
很显然是刚刚
Just now, apparently.
我已经一个星期没她的消息了
I haven't heard from her in a week.
我的匿名戒酒会很棒
My retreat was amazing.
就像...
It's like...
就像在狗狗洗浴中心洗澡一样
It's like taking a bath in Corgi puppies.
我感觉充满了禅意像是我在漂浮
I feel so Zen, just like I'm floating.
不错
Good for you.
我要走了
I gotta go.
去哪
Well, where?
你从什么时候开始在意我去哪了
Since when do you care?
帕蒂拜托那是什么意思
Patty? Come on, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
意思是你好几天消失不见而我需要你
It means you've been gone for days and I needed you.
我在照顾好自己
I was taking care of me
这样我就能照顾好你做一个更好的母亲
so I could take care of you, be a better mom.
很好的养育方式
Great parenting.
你走了连联♥系♥方式都没有留下
You left me with no way to reach you.
你留给我20元买♥♥披萨就够我撑了半天
You left me $20 for pizza. That lasted me exactly half a day.
你错过了我第一天上学错过我遇到危机
You missed my first day of school, and you missed me in crisis.
发生什么了
Well, what happened?
别担心鲍勃·阿姆斯特朗都解决了
Don't worry about it. Bob Armstrong took care of it.
我和你说过让你离他远点
I told you to stay away from him.
幸好我没有
Good thing I didn't.
没有鲍勃我早就烂成一坨屎了
Without Bob, I'd be up shit's creek.
帕蒂注意语言
Patty. Language.
因为我们布拉黛尔的姑娘是那么高档次
'Cause us Bladell girls are so high-class.
衣服不错我能看见你的奶头
Nice shirt, I can see your nipples.
-该死我把内衣落在公园了 -我得走了
- Shit, I left my bra in the park. - I've gotta go.
鲍勃在指导我参加母女选美大赛
Bob is coaching me for a mother-daughter pageant.
我们为上班族妈妈筹钱
We're raising money for working moms.
很好至少我们可以一起做
That's nice. At least we can do that together.
我和鲍勃的老婆科拉莉一起
I'm doing it with Bob's wife, Coralee.
但是帕蒂我是你妈
But, Patty, I'm your mom.
差点唬住我
You could have fooled me.
肯定有别的人能和我一起参加选美
There has got to be someone else who can do the pageant with me.
谁你那个纹着"吻痕留这里"的侄女
Who? Your niece with the hickey-goes-here tattoo?
好好考虑一下你和帕蒂很像
Think about it. You and Patty are a lot alike.
我希望你不要这么说了
I wish you would stop saying that.
你和帕蒂的共同点
You have more in common with Patty
比你和我们女儿的共同点都多
than you do with our own daughter.
凯特是海军陆战队士兵
Cat is a marine.
她从没做过面部护理
She hasn't had a facial in, well, ever.
而且帕蒂对此充满了渴望而且时尚
Plus, Patty is hungry and fashionable
还有她出身卑微
and she comes from humble roots.
说明一下我知道你想干什么
For the record, I know what you're up to.
好吗你这么做不是为我是为了帕蒂
Okay? You're not doing this for me, you're doing this for Patty.
不相信我帕蒂是你最好的选择
No, trust me, Patty is your best option.
除非你想把聚光灯都让给埃特·梅
Unless you want to give Etta Mae the spotlight.
你们结婚多久了
How long have you guys been married?
21年了
Twenty-one years.
你们怎么见面的他穿了什么
How'd you meet? What was he wearing?
他一直都这么搞笑又迷人的吗
He always been this funny and charming?
你们是一见钟情的吗
Was it love at first sight?
科拉莉合作一下
Coralee, work with me here.
你们俩得进一步了解对方
The two of you have to get to know each other better,
所以她才问你问题
that's why she's asking you questions.
她只问关于你的问题
She's only asking about you.
这是一场母女选美大赛
It is a mother-daughter pageant.
世上没有比母女间的纽带更神圣的关系了
There is no bond more sacred.
所以为了面试我们得说服评委
So, for the interview, we have to convince the judge
你们两个非常亲近
that you two are as close
仿佛帕蒂就是从你肚子里
as if Patty had actually come out of your--
好了好了你不用形容得这么生动
All right, that's imagery I don't need right now.
我一点也不想去想象这个
I definitely don't want to think about that.
看吧你们两个正在互相契合中
See? The two of you. Finding common ground already.
这种母女间的联♥系♥ 是超越血缘的
The mother-daughter connection, it goes beyond biology.
它是种灵魂的联♥系♥ 体现于多种形式
It is a soul connection which can take many forms
而这正是你们可以获胜的切入点
and that is the angle that could get you a win.
可我并不想胜出
But I don't want to win.
慢着你说什么
Wait, what?
我不想挡过埃特·梅的光环
I'm trying to stay in Etta Mae's good graces.
她已经不在女青年会了你还在意什么
She is not in the Junior League anymore, so why do you care?
因为她就是神一样的存在
Because she is a force of nature.
而且她点石成金
And everything she touches turns to gold.
我们会成立一个可以
We are gonna start an organization
对抗女青年会的组织
that could rival the Junior League.
我想当她的合作人而不是竞争对手
I want to be her partner, not her competition.
你的想法全错了
You are thinking about this all wrong.
你出对了牌你和埃特·梅就是伙伴
You play your cards right, you and Etta Mae are peers.
可你若输了她就会觉得你是个失败者
But if you lose, she's just gonna think you're a loser.
而那就是你一生奋斗换来的结果
And that's what you've been fighting your entire life.
你说得对
You're right.
说得不能再对了
You are totally right.
我的天
Oh, my God!
你刚刚是在对我心理辅♥导♥好让我帮你们
You just coached me so I would help you and Patty win.
好吧
Fine.
现在我们只需要好好找一些其他的母女
Now we just need to rustle up some other mother-daughters
让你们两个打败了
for you two to beat.
返校之夜就有一堆可以找的
There will be plenty at Back to School night.
我会开始做传♥单♥
I will get started on the flyers.
那是选美大赛的传♥单♥吗我刚刚在想
Is that the flyer for the pageant? Because I was thinking--
我们现在面临着更大的问题
We've got bigger problems.
我当然没有和瑞吉娜·辛克莱睡觉了
Of course I'm not sleeping with Regina Sinclair.
布雷克你是我肚子里怀的
Brick, I grew you inside my body.
我一眼就知道你在说谎
I can tell when you're lying.
好吧
Well...
再也没有了
not anymore.
我是个失败的母亲
I am a failed mother.
你怎么可以和瑞吉娜发♥生♥关♥系♥
How could you have sex with Regina?
她控诉过我性骚扰
She accused me of molestation.
你是认真的吗
Seriously?
我们的儿子被侵犯了你却只想着自己
Our son's been raped, and you can only think about yourself?
这不是性侵我说了"好"的
It wasn't rape. I said, "Yes."
不止一次
Multiple times.
-太恶心了 -不年长女生可辣了
- That is disgusting. - No, it's not. Older chicks are hot.
我有七个朋友对你有意思
I have like seven friends who totally have a thing for you.
真的假的