永不满足

Insatiable S01E06

Part 1 Oct. 12, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

很多年来失去童贞
For years, losing my virginity
对我来说和减肥一样不可能
felt just as impossible as losing the weight.
所以我根本没怎么想过
So I hadn't given it much thought.
但现在
But now...
我想用我新的身体看看会怎么样
I wanted to take out my new body and see what it could do.
我还是不习惯我新的肌肤
I still wasn't totally comfortable in my new skin.
但是感觉贴着布瑞克的肌肤简直让我疯狂
But feeling Brick's skin against mine was driving me crazy.
我正在和自我入校起
I was making out with the guy
就着迷的人亲热
I'd been crushing on since junior high.
这简直是我的校园幻想成真
It was my schoolgirl fantasy come true.
我不在乎这是不是爱
I didn't care if it was love.
我这辈子第一次如此渴求
For the first time in my life, I was hungry
食物以外的东西
for something other than food.
我还要更多
And I wanted more.
慢点
Wow, wow. Hey, slow down.
为什么我做错什么了吗
Why? Am I doing something wrong?
不我只是
No. I just...
我真的很喜欢你
I really like you and
玛格诺莉娅总说我太快了所以
Magnolia always said I was going too fast, so.
我不是玛格诺莉娅
I'm not Magnolia.
除非你并不确定
Unless you're not sure?
你不喜欢我吗
Are you not attracted to me?
不不不我喜欢
No, no, no. No. I am.
我当然喜欢
I definitely am.
我...
I...
我只是...
I just...
我还是觉得应该特别一点
I still think it should be special.
让我为你做些什么
Let me do something nice for you.
我知道你能为我做什么
I know what you can do for me.
天啊
Oh my God.
玛格诺莉娅因为你不回她信息快疯了
Magnolia's freaking that you're not returning her texts.
她问我你有没有跟别人鬼混
She's asking me if I think you're hooking up with someone else.
你们是朋友吗
You guys are friends?
要是她知道我们的事就做不了朋友了
We won't be for long if she finds out about us.
天啊太不公平了玛格诺莉娅要什么有什么
God, it's so unfair. Magnolia gets everything she wants.
选美皇冠朋友们和你
Pageant crowns and friends and you.
现在终于轮到我了
Now that's finally my turn,
她又让我充满愧疚感
she gets to make me feel guilty about it.
你不说我不说
I won't tell her if you don't.
你能不能也别告诉你♥爸♥爸
Could you also not tell your dad?
他只会担心
He'll just get worried that
你会干扰我参选魔力耶稣小姐
you're gonna distract me from Miss Magic Jesus.
相信我我最不想把他牵扯进来
Trust me, the last thing I want is for him to get involved.
为什么玛格诺莉娅不...
Why won't Magnolia...
是你♥爸♥爸
Oh, it's your dad.
该死
Crap!
我得去拿我的施洗证明
I gotta go get my baptism certificate.
你能送我吗
Could you give me a ride?
第一季第六集
你从来没受洗过吗
You were never baptized?
帕蒂我好几个星期前就问过你了
Patty, I asked you about this weeks ago!
我以为我受洗过
I assumed that I was.
我知道我们不去教堂但是我们在信教区
I know we don't go to church, but we're in the Bible Belt.
我认识的所有人都受洗了连犹太人都是
Everyone I know has been baptized, even Jews.
为什么我就不一样
Why would I be the exception?
我想带你去的
I kept meaning to do it.
你出生后我一直很忙补偿六...
I was kinda busy after you were born, making up six...
九个月没有喝酒的日子
nine months of not drinking.
再说了你本来就不信这一套吧
Besides, you don't really believe in all that stuff, do you?
什么上帝至高权力
What, God? A higher power?
你声称让你清醒
The thing that you said got you sober
而没有让你死在臭水沟里的那些玩意吗
and kept you from ending up dead in a ditch?
你说得对我为什么要信那一套
You're right. Why would I believe in any of that?
我以为你会保护我
I figured maybe you would
不会让我的灵魂遭到永恒的诅咒
protect my immortal soul from eternal damnation.
假设真的有地狱的话
You know, just in case hell is real.
是真的好吗
Oh, it is real. All right?
没有施洗证明你就处于选美炼狱
Without that baptism certificate, you are in pageant purgatory.
没有魔力耶稣小姐没有美国小姐
No Miss Magic Jesus, no Miss American Lady.
我得在赛季前找迈克牧师谈谈
I have to talk to Pastor Mike before orientation.
什么牧师
Pastor who?
他刚刚接管了第四施洗教堂
He just took over the Fourth Baptist Church.
他负责选美
He is in charge of the pageant.
也许他愿意给你开个例外以主慈悲之名
Maybe he'll make an exception, show us some of the Lord's mercy.
不可能何塞听着
No way, Jose. Look.
我可能的确是刚接触选美
I may be new to the whole pageant thing,
但这是常识
but it's just common sense.
帕蒂如果没有施洗
Patty can't be in a pageant
就不可能参加魔力耶稣小姐选美
called Miss Magic Jesus if she isn't baptized.
这不合教条
It just wouldn't be kosher.
你能不能做个快速施洗
Well, could you do a quickie baptism,
泡一下就行
you know, like a dunk 'n' go?
我不做泡一下老大不允许
I don't do dunk 'n' goes. The big boss wouldn't approve.
-老大 -就是上帝鲍勃
- The big boss? - God, Bob.
你可不会想惹到他的
And you don't wanna piss him off.
我得好好施洗帕蒂
I'd have to baptize Patty properly.
首先她需要精神辅♥导♥ 还需要教父母
She would need spiritual counseling first and then godparents.
一位够了吗
Well, is one enough?
应该是吧
I suppose so.
很好那我就是她的教父
Great. Then I will be her godfather.
你确定你准备好接受这个任务了吗
Are you sure you are up to the task?
不就是说说我是她教父了就行了吗
Isn't it like you just say, I'm her godfather and then it's done?
-就像哔哩吧啦... -那是仙女教母鲍勃
- Like bibbidy bobbidi-- - That's a fairy godmother, Bob.
好吧
Right. Got it.
你将要成为
You would be pledging to
帕蒂一生中的精神导师和榜样
be Patty's spiritual mentor and role model for her entire life.
你认为你愿意承受圣灵的果子吗
Do you feel that you embody the Fruits of the Spirit?
当然了
I mean, yeah.
我觉得我内心很适合长果子
I feel like my insides are appropriately fruity.
你想当我的教父
You wanna be my godfather?
我必须这么做如果你想受洗的话
I have to be, if we're gonna get you baptized.
否则迈克牧师不让你参赛
Otherwise, Pastor Mike won't let you compete.
我已经是你的教练了
I'm already your coach.
也不是什么大的跨越
It's not that big a leap,
除了要对你的余生负责
except being responsible for you for the rest of your life.
直到死亡把我们分开
'Til death do us part?
更像是以父亲的角色
Hmm, more like a father figure.
这一结束你就到迈克牧师的办公室找我
Meet me in Pastor Mike's office as soon as orientation is over.
我们开始精神辅♥导♥
We'll start spiritual counseling.
我从没把鲍勃看做是父亲
I've never looked at Bob as a father.
他比性感辣爸更性感
He was always more of a DILF,
但我在和鲍勃的儿子约会
but I was dating Bob's son.
那为什么不让鲍勃负责我的圣灵呢
So, why not put Bob in charge of my Holy Spirit?
-躲开肥仔 -去你大爷的迪克西
- Move out of the way, Fatty. - Suck it, Dixie.
没说你说的是她
Not you. Her.
大码选美大赛不是在上周吗
Wasn't the plus-size pageant last week?
袖珍选美大赛不是在上个月吗
Wasn't the pocket-sized pageant last month?
还是你在去蓝精灵音乐剧的路上转错弯了
Or did you make a wrong turn on the way to Smurfs, the Musical?
没事的我能搞定
It's cool. I got this.
我喜欢我的样子
I like the way I look.
所以我参加选美
That's why I do pageants.
向大家展示美的形式是多种多样的
To show people that
所有的样子和型号♥都可以很美
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
甚至像你这样的小傻帽也可以
Even short little mofos like you.
我想你可能是我新的最好的朋友
I think you might be my new best friend.
我以为我是你新的最好的朋友
I thought I was your new best friend.
你收到我的短♥信♥了吗
Did you get my text?
收到了抱歉我事太多
Yeah, sorry. I was tied up.
那你怎么想布瑞克在和别人鬼混吗
So, what do you think? Is Brick seeing someone else?
不可能我很确定你只是多疑而已
No way. I'm sure you're just being paranoid.
我看到你在洗狗狗大会亲他了你个婊♥子♥