永不满足

Insatiable S01E07

Part 2 Oct. 12, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

Then I would say you embody
恰恰是魔力耶稣小姐的潜质
exactly what Miss Magic Jesus is all about.
你可以留在选美比赛里
You can stay in the pageant.
这简直是奇迹
It was a miracle.
也许天父真的站在我们这边
Maybe the heavenly father was on our side.
但恶魔还没跟我们算完账
But the devil wasn't through with us yet.
斯黛拉·罗斯你来干什
Stella Rose, what are you...?
我们有一位评委在最后时刻退出了
We had a judge drop out at the last minute,
斯黛拉·罗斯大方地同意了来补位
and Stella Rose graciously agreed to fill in.
你好鲍勃
Hello, Bob.
洛克西会参加选美吗
Is Roxy gonna be in the pageant?
不
Oh, no.
我赢得驯马小姐大赛时
I already qualified for regionals
就已经获得地区赛的资格了
when I won Miss Bareback Buckaroo.
她只是来观看比赛
She's just here to check out the competition.
我还没见过玛格诺莉娅·巴纳德比赛
I've never seen Magnolia Barnard in action.
斯黛拉·罗斯建议给比赛增加一个环节
Stella Rose suggested adding a new segment to the competition,
圣经知识问答
Bible Trivia Quiz.
我觉得这是
Now, I think this is a great way
让我们有别于非宗教选美的好办法
to set us apart from the secular pageants.
但我们没时间去学习
But we don't have time to study for...
再说了任何配得上荆棘皇冠的女孩
Besides, any girl who's deserving of the crown of thorns
都早已熟知圣经了
already knows her Bible.
迈克牧师斯黛拉·罗斯有利益冲突的
Pastor Mike, Stella Rose has a conflict of interest.
多年以前她是我的选美导师
Years ago, she was my pageant mentor.
我们不欢而散
It did not end well.
她可能会因为我俩的过往
She may give Patty a low score
而给帕蒂打低分
to try and settle an old one with me.
得了吧鲍勃那都是陈年旧事了
Oh, come on, Bob, that's ancient history.
或许你和我应该去吃顿午饭
Maybe you and I should go to lunch
我俩试试能不能消除隔阂
and see if we can put our differences behind us.
你在干什么
What are you doing?
斯黛拉·罗斯很明显是来搞我们俩的
Stella Rose obviously just came here to screw us.
她想要搞我
She wants to screw me.
不这是我跟斯黛拉·罗斯之间的事
No. This is between me and Stella Rose.
我会试着去说服她
I am gonna try and convince her
让她别搅合别把你卷进来
to back off and leave you out of it.
等下
Hold on.
那圣经知识问答怎么办
Look, what about the Bible quiz?
明显她设计这环节就是要从中作梗针对我
She obviously came up with that to stack the deck against me.
我连圣经讲鸡毛的都不知道
I don't know dick about the Bible.
或许最好别把
Maybe start by not saying
"鸡毛"和"圣经"连在一起说
"Dick" And "Bible" In the same sentence.
听着你是特优生帕蒂
Look, you are a straight-A student, Patty.
你知道该怎么做
You know how to do this.
回家把自己锁屋里
Go home, lock yourself in a room,
开始死记硬背圣经
and start cramming for Christ.
能让斯黛拉·罗斯收手的唯一办法
The only way to get Stella Rose to back off
就是让她觉得自己已经胜利了
was to make her believe she'd already won.
诚然我跟科拉莉之间还有希望
Sure, there was still hope for me and Coralee,
但是斯黛拉·罗斯不需要知道这些
but Stella Rose didn't need to know that.
我只想说别把帕蒂卷进来
All I am saying is leave Patty out of it.
你已经得偿所愿了
You already got what you wanted.
你使我心碎科拉莉离开了我
You broke my heart, Coralee left me.
能真正让你心碎的唯一办法
The only way to really break your heart
就是把你踢出选美比赛
is to get you out of the pageants.
这就是为什么我要除掉帕蒂
Which is why I'm going to obliterate Patty.
化悲愤为食欲吗鲍勃
Eating your feelings, Bob?
看着跟粪肥似的
Aw... Just like fresh manure.
鲍勃·巴纳德
Ahem. Bob Barnard.
那个鲍勃·巴纳德吗
The Bob Barnard?
这位是斯黛拉·罗斯·巴克利
This is Stella Rose Buckley,
我的选美导师
my... pageant mentor.
你以前提起过她
Oh, you've mentioned her before.
我是魔力耶稣小姐的替补评委
I'm a last-minute judge for the MMJ.
我们真走运啊
Oh, lucky us.
你知道吗我女儿参加选美比赛了
You know, my daughter's in the pageant.
玛格诺莉娅·巴纳德她可是个劲敌
Magnolia Barnard. She's the one to beat.
不是唯一的劲敌
Not the only one.
斯黛拉·罗斯带着她的
Stella Rose brought her
明星培训班客户洛克西来的
star coaching client, Roxy.
她俩是来刺探比赛情报的
They are here to scope out the competition.
我得去给我的薯块拿点番茄酱
I need to get some ketchup for my tots.
什么意思 "不是唯一的一个"
What do you mean, "Not the only one"?
你是在说迪克西吗
Are you talking about Dixie?
帕蒂仍然会参赛
Patty's still in.
我们去找了迈克牧师
We went straight to Pastor Mike
向他忏悔了性♥爱♥录像带的事
and confessed about the sex tape.
他拍了一下她的手腕就宽恕她了
He let her off with a slap on the wrist.
巴纳德六份维也纳香肠
Barnard! Six hard wieners
还有一份维恩洋葱圈
and an order of Ween Rings!
叫你呢鲍勃·"勒索"·巴纳德
Oh, that's you, Bob "Blackmail" Barnard.
巴纳德
Barnard!
来了你喊第一声时我就听到了
I'm coming. I heard you the first time.
妈妈我正要去购物然后去健身选美大赛见
洛克西是斯黛拉·罗斯的女儿
Roxy was Stella Rose's daughter?
我几乎要尿到我的低腰CK四角内♥裤♥上了
I practically soiled my low-rise Calvin Klein boxer briefs.
如果斯黛拉·罗斯是洛克西的妈妈
If Stella Rose was Roxy's mom,
我会不会是她的...
could I be her...?
洛克西的爸爸是谁
Who's Roxy's father?
你说什么
I'm sorry?
她要去健身房♥ 妈妈
She's going to the gym, Mom.
你为什么不告诉我
Why didn't you tell me?
没提到过这件事
It never came up.
她是我的孩子吗我算了一下
Is she mine? I did the math.
二十年前咱俩...
Twenty years ago, you and I...
别说了鲍勃
Drop it, Bob.
这顿午餐结束了
This lunch is over,
就像你的选美教练生涯一样
just like your pageant career.
有没有这种可能
Could it be possible
这些年来我一直还有一个女儿
that all these years I had another daughter
然而我却不知道
and I never even knew?
可以谈谈了吗
如果洛克西是我的孩子
If Roxy was mine,
那么任何挽救我的婚姻的希望
any hope of saving my marriage
都只会变得遥不可及了
would be a distant memory.
在了解真♥相♥之前我不能和科拉莉交谈
I couldn't speak to Coralee until I knew the truth.
太抱歉了我遇到点急事会尽快打给你
清醒清醒啦
Wakey-wakey.
喝喝咖啡啦
Drinky-drinky.
-不太热了 -快点振作起来吧
- No, it's too hot. - Snap out of it.
你差点把我的瓷牙贴片打掉了
You could have popped out my veneers!
你的什么
Your what?
我的两颗门牙上的贴片
The covers on my two front teeth.
我妈捡到我的时候我的门牙一片混乱
They were all messed up when my mama found me.
它们被磨成了像鲨鱼似的尖牙
They're shaved like shark teeth under there.
好恶心
Gross.
你才恶心呢喝你的咖啡吧
You're gross. Drink your coffee.
你那愚蠢的勒索计划失败了我要自己处理这些事情了
我才不蠢呢我很聪明
I'm not stupid! I'm smart!
我会切西红柿
I know how to slice tomatoes,
我还会背双肩包
and I know how to wear a backpack.
别喊了
Stop yelling.
我帮你把这个凉一凉吧
Let me cool that off for you.
马上回来
I'll be right back.
在我家有这种特殊的冰盒
You know, at my house, we got these special little ice trays,
可以做出来各种形状
and you can make ice cubes
各种大小的可爱冰块
of all cute little shapes and sizes.
比如心形的
Oh, we got hearts,
还有星星形和独角兽形的
and we've got some stars and unicorns,
还有还有球形的
and, um... oh, we got balls.
小球球大球球中号♥球球
Little balls, big balls, medium balls.
喝吧小姐妹