同妻俱乐部（2015）

Grace and Frankie S05E11

Part 5 Sept. 16, 2020, 12:13 p.m.

我们爱他真的我们爱巴里
Look, we love-- We love him. We do. We love Barry.
但这人的东西
But this guy's stuff, he's just...
是最好的
It's primo.
就是这样
That's what it is.
你想要最好的吗
You want primo?
巴里从未霸过床
Barry has never once hogged the bed.
他每周自愿三次给我按♥摩♥脚
He rubs my feet at least three times a week of his own volition.
他每周给他妈打一次电♥话♥ 尽管她让人难以忍♥受
He calls his mother once a week even though she's insufferable.
他聪明但又不宣扬
He is smart, but he doesn't brag about it.
他帅气但又不外显
He's handsome, but he doesn't act like it.
他看《连环阴谋》这样的电影会哭
And he cries at movies like Conspiracy Theory.
-我们不是... -这个库珀虽然帅得掉渣
- It's not that we-- - This Cooper, though incredibly handsome,
-麻烦把那张照片发我 -好
- please send me that picture... - Sure.
他是巴里吗
...is he a Barry?
你们会把这个孩子养得很好的
You guys are going to do an amazing job at raising this kid,
但就如本该做总统的那位说的养孩子需要一个村
but it takes a village as the should-be President once said.
如果你需要另一位村民帮忙
And should you need another person in that village,
巴里会出现的
Barry will be there.
库珀·布莱德利会吗
Will Cooper Bradley?
如果有他骑马的照片
And if there are any photos of him on a horse...
我特别喜欢马麻烦发给我
I do have a horse thing, so please send those along.
刚发生了最不可思议的事
The darnedest thing just happened.
巴里我们谈过这个的
Barry, we talked about darnedest.
嗯艾琳打给了我
Yeah. Erin called me
她们突然又想要我的精♥子♥了
and they suddenly want my sperm again.
你不会知道是怎么回事吧
You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
不知道
Nope.
谢谢你
Thank you.
不客气
You're welcome.
我爱你
I love you.
嗯你还好吧
Yeah, you're all right.
我们还早上喝酒了
Oh, we're drinking in the morning.
我们肯定是要庆祝什么
We must be celebrating something.
我们要去马尔代夫了
We are going to the Maldives.
-太好了 -嗯
- Yes! Hey! - Yes.
敬积极的解决办法
To dynamic solutions!
你想看视频吗
Do you want to see the video?
语言非常模糊的
The language is extremely vague.
我说了协同不止一次而是两次呢
I say synergy not once, but twice.
-不是吧情话留着回头说 -来
- Stop. Save some for later. - Come here.
幸好我没穿围裙
Good thing I'm not wearing a sarong.
大家好我是格蕾丝·汉森
Hello. I'm Grace Hanson.
我是弗兰琦·伯格斯丁
And I'm Frankie Bergstein.
-我们是活力振动棒 -我们是活力振动棒
- And we're Vybrant. - And we're Vybrant.
我们想为之前的视频道歉
And we'd like to apologize for the previous video
那个已被删除
that was released.
我们一发送就立刻意识到那是个错误
We both realized it was a mistake the second we sent it out,
我们很抱歉
and we are sorry.
天呐弗兰琦重剪了视频
Oh, my God. Frankie recut the video.
我们做出了大承诺要向五万名女性寄出免费甜甜圈
We made a big promise to send free vibrators and donuts
和振动棒
to 50,000 ladies.
是吧格蕾丝
Isn't that right, Grace?
没错弗兰琦
That's right-- Frankie!
我们是不是有义务履行我们对他们
And don't we owe it to each and every one of these people
每个人的承诺
to fulfill our promise?
没错弗兰琦
That's right-- Frankie!
格蕾丝再问个问题
And Grace, one more question.
我们是不是偶尔会趁夜溜进对方的卧室
Don't we sometimes sneak into each other's bedrooms at night
亲吻对方的嘴
to kiss each other on the mouth?
没错弗兰琦
That's right-- Frankie!
活力振动棒
我真不敢相信
I don't believe it.
是吗
Really?
因为我才开始了解你们的关系
Because I'm new to this whole relationship
我倒是挺相信的
and I'd have put money on it.
真不敢相信她这么做了
I can't believe she did this.
没事的我们死了再去马尔代夫吧
It's fine, we can go to the Maldives when we're dead.
我去联♥系♥旅行中介
I'll call my travel guy.
尼克
Nick.
我们能多快动身去马尔代夫
How soon can we leave for the Maldives?
我能安排飞机加好油我们到机场时就能起飞
I could have the plane gassed up by the time we get to the airport.
我要现在就去马上走
I wanna go now. Right now.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
是的
Yeah.
不管了
Fuck it.