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So, let me get this straight.
You were belly dancing on the beach
and decided that you needed to cool off by going skinny-dipping,
and you forgot where you left your clothes.
Oh, my God, I am having such adéjà vu right now.
Maybe one of those beagles swooped down and took it.
You mean a seagull.
No, maybe I mean an eagle.
Look at that.
There she be!
Great. Now all we have to do is find your top.
Okay, we're looking for two gold nipple graduation cap thingies.
Grace, you have a word for everything.
There actually are words for everything.
You crack me up.
- So funny. - Yeah.
You're like a dictionary.
There's a beagle!
Or is it an eagle?
-不是 是你说的另一个 -走开
- No, it's the other one you said. - Shoo! Shoo!
The Santa Fe light has so much to teach me, Jacob.
It's like you think you know what a cactus looks like,
但然后光说 "再看看 女士 你不懂"
but then, the light says, "Look again, lady. You don't know."
亲爱的 如禅宗大♥师♥所说 太极的要义是聆听
Honey, Tai Chi is all about hearing what the Zen masters called
"The soundless sound."
It's just so big.
I'm not sure how I'd walk into my house...
Now available in travel size!
Fits discreetly into your purse.
Or in the seat-cubby of your walker.
I love your jackalope. It moves me.
I feel the fur.
And thank you for this gorgeous eggplant, Fred.
You're so welcome.
That's your fourth sale today. Santa Fe loves you.
It really does.
No, it's Frankie.
About to be known as Grandma.
Oh, hush, hush, hush, hush.
You can't call me that yet.
Two more months, and even then, not Grandma.
I'm trying to decide between Mee-maw, Gabba-Gabba, or Adele.
Oh, good, I was hoping Santa Fe would make you weirder.
Yeah, but a weekend with you will level me out.
Oh, God, I'm thrilled that Bud and Allison
are having this ridiculous whatever-it-is party so I can see you.
But a gender reveal party is not ridiculous, Grace.
I mean, obviously,
we're also gonna need to have a gender decision party
when the child is 12.
弗兰琦 记住 你要睡客房♥
Oh, Frankie, remember you're gonna be in the guest room.
Sheree's in the studio now.
Why can't the lodger sleep somewhere else?
Because the "lodger" is paying us actual rent.
对了 弗兰琦 你得在她的租约上签字
Oh, and Frankie, you need to sign her lease.
What time do you land tomorrow?
My plane gets in at 12:20.
Oh, well, you're definitely gonna miss that flight.
And most likely the one after that.
So I'll meet you at the airport
three flights after the one you were supposed to come in on.
I feel so known.
I told you, Sol,
you can't block the entrance to the Build-A-Bear.
Those kids and creepy adults get very angry.
But we did good this time, Terry.
Channel Seven was there. They put us on the midday news.
I'm sure it was a hit with all
the pets whose owners left the TV on for them.
重要的是吸引眼球 要造势 罗伯特
Eyeballs, Robert. It's all about the eyeballs.
Now Tallwater Commons will be known as the mall
that kicked out two women for kissing.
Don't you guys usually do these protests with a big group?
We do. Dedicated resistance fighters all.
So how come you two are the only ones who ever get arrested?
-他们比我们年轻 跑得动 -说得很对
- They're younger. They can run. - Yeah.
Oh, I'm so glad to be home,
and I can't believe that
I haven't even talked to my grandbaby in utero yet.
Little help here?
Oh, there's so much to
teach him/her before he/she even gets born.
Frankie, what the hell do you have in here?
Oh, just some highly-personalized chunky turquoise jewelry
I bought for everyone from the world's greatest city.
That must have set you back a pretty pumpkin.
So? Did you sign up for that dating site I signed you up for?
当然 真奇怪 我没在嬉皮士集结网上
Yes. And oddly enough, I didn't find the love of my life
You've got to open up your mind, Grace.
- Old hippies are the best lovers. - Well, Sol's an old hippie.
He was always a very giving lover.
If a bit distracted.
Like the time he called me "Robert."
Which, in retrospect, makes a lot of sense.
- Did Robert ever call you... - No!
Did he ever say, "That's all,"
but what he was really saying was, "That's Sol"?
There was no talking.
No, it was all a very silent, separate experience.
Everyone was left to their own thoughts.
Which is why you need an old hippie.
They bring the ruckus every night.
Well, my ruckus is just fine, thank you.
Are you seeing someone? Are you holding out on me?
No! No! No, no, no, of course not, no.
How are you and Jacob doing?
Oh, he's a dream.
He takes me camping in the desert,
he makes breakfast for me every morning,
he reads to me every night.
And he didn't even mind when I adopted a pack of stray dogs.
So it's working out perfectly. That's what I figured.
I'm happy for you, Frankie.
Do you know anyone who wants a stray dog?
Hey, hon, I'm back with the groceries!
- Who's that? - Sheree.
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