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Come on. Come on. Come on!
Frankie. Wake up!
I'm not sleeping. I'm not sleeping!
You were snort-snoring.
Because I was up all night painting.
But I am totally focused on the business.
I'm a laser beam.
Hello. Sorry to keep you waiting.
It's a busy morning. New copy machine.
I'm Derrick Flout.
Derrick, very nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you, Derrick.
So, uh, you should know
what I do is accept your loan application,
or not, and hand it over to the underwriting department,
most likely located in another state.
Got it. Okay.
Well, I'm... I'm Grace Hanson, and this is--
And I am Frankie Bergstein, head of Creative.
And, um... this is our business plan.
Very comprehensive. Thoroughly proofread.
Spelled with a "Y" for extra fun!
We make vibrators specifically designed for older women...
that take into account their...
all their issues, like, um...
poor eyesight and arthritis--
Tender vaginal tissue.
I let her say that.
Actually, there's no stopping her.
Okay, uh, so we don't need to discuss
every vivid detail of the business.
Got it, Derrick. Well, we would like a $75,000 loan,
知道了 德里克 我们想要7.5万的贷款
and we're hoping for 3.45 percent rather than the usual 4.1.
I'm assuming this would be a short-term loan?
No, we'd like ten years.
And you'd be paying that back...
Well, within ten years.
As is common in a ten-year loan.
And we'll throw in a free vibrator for your lady friend
after you give us the $75,000.
Very nice. Thank you.
So... I don't think that a ten-year loan
would be prudent at this time.
For our bank.
Would a seven-year loan be prudent?
I'm not sure seven is realistic.
What do you think is prudently realistic?
Somewhere in the one-year range.
but I'm not the accountant here,
that doesn't seem like much of a range, Derrick.
I've done the break-even analysis
and it's gonna take at least four years to--
Oh, my God. I know what's going on here.
Me too. This is about you being afraid of female sexuality.
You're one of those bankers who's never read Our Bodies, Ourselves.
It was banned at my school, but one of my friends had it.
Oh, so you did read it? I'm confused.
He's not gonna give us a loan because he thinks we're too old.
Too old? I was blasting Drake all the way here.
You know what this is?
Ageist. Ageist bullshit!
Ladies, there are many, many factors that go into loan decisions.
Oh, I'm sure. There's how old you are,
there's how many birthdays you have left--
How much pubic hair you have left.
See? No stopping her.
Come on, Frankie, let's get out of here.
得了 弗兰琦 我们走吧
I'm going to paint a very unflattering portrait of you.
Here's a flyer for my art show. You can see it there.
And if you want to buy it: 75 large. Come on.
如果你想买♥♥ 拿出7.5万美元 走吧
Okay. Okay. We have to go to a different bank.
好吧 好了 我们得另找一家银行
That's what we have to do.
They all need breaking up anyway.
We'll start with this one.
We'll form an old lady gang.
We're creaky, but tough.
We're forgetful, but fierce.
Gravity may be no friend of ours,
but that doesn't mean our bottom line will bottom out.
Right. It's so insulting.
Do we look like we're about to die?
Do we look like we're senile and can't remember anything?
Where is the car?
I thought you were paying attention.
I told you to take a picture of the space.
I left my phone in the bank.
With my keys.
This is going to be a weird double goodbye with Derrick.
Well, but couldn't we just sit down and talk,
you know, face-to-face?
Well, youth is fleeting and you have a weird laugh.
Another no. This one Googled us.
She knows our combined age is 146.
Well, then time to call Tomato Bank.
What is that, some farmer's market thing?
Tomato Bank is Chinatown's most easy-going loan service.
My friend Guang works there.
Well, he'll probably say "No," too.
Only he'll say it in Chinese.
Are you going to do the dishes?
Two days. I need two days.
And then after the art show
I will call the banks, I will revisit the dishes.
I don't think you understand.
You have paintings to finish,
but I have to walk into that gallery with a loan
that I can shove in our families' faces.
I think you're missing the point of my art show.
No, I'm not.
Okay, everyone, come in, come in.
好了 各位 进来吧
And this is the entranceway.
That could be a study.
Are you squeaking? Yeah, it's my shoes.
And this is the living room, of course. What are they?
Golf shoes. Why?
I'm breaking them in.
Because not only does he teach band...
I am also coach of the girls' golf team. Thank you, staff cuts.
And, uh... this is a fireplace, of course. And it works.
还有 这是个壁炉 能用的
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