同妻俱乐部（2015）

Grace and Frankie S05E10

Part 1 Sept. 16, 2020, 12:13 p.m.

同
妻
俱乐部
第五季第十集
瞧瞧是谁羞耻地溜回来了
Look who's doing the walk of shame.
胸罩不知所踪高跟鞋提在手上
Brassiere is unaccounted for, stilettos in hand.
你很浪啊姑娘
You work it, girl.
你在说些什么
What the hell are you talking about?
我整晚都和男朋友待在一起然后开车回来的
I spent the night with my boyfriend, and took a car back here.
正如我所说羞耻地浪回来了
Like I said. Walk of shame.
你尽管浪吧
You do you, boo.
我们一定要现在谈吗我还得去办公室
Do we have to do this right now? I got to get to the office, boo.
但你答应了要跟我开会讨论振动棒的新点子的
But you promised me a meeting for my Vybrant ideas.
我现在正式反悔了
Well, I am officially breaking my promise.
这不公平我都完成你最新的待办事项清单了
Oh, no fair. I finished your new to-do list.
我都做完了包括买♥♥订书钉
I to-do-ed it all, including getting staples.
"订书钉"是我拿来写清单的本子的牌子
"Staples" is the brand name of the pad I wrote the list on.
很好因为我忘了买♥♥订书钉了
Good, because I forgot to get staples.
你有没有想过为什么有全国甜甜圈日
Ever wonder why the donut has its own national day?
为什么有全国辣芥末周
Ever wonder why spicy mustard has a week?
完全没想过
Not for one second.
无需再想
Well, wonder no more!
"全国振动棒日"
"National Vibrator Day"?
就跟全国甜甜圈日一样但是为振动棒设的
It's like National Donut Day but for vibrators!
格蕾丝这不但会吸引大量公众关注
Grace, not only will this get us tons of great publicity,
还能直达社会各阶层人士的阴♥道♥
it will also reach vaginas of all socioeconomic classes!
我很欣赏你的热情但振动棒跟甜甜圈不一样
I like the enthusiasm, but vibrators aren't like donuts.
人们不会带一堆振动棒去上班
People don't bring a dozen into work.
因为办公室自♥慰♥还未被社会普遍接受
Because masturbation in the office isn't socially acceptable...
暂时还没有
yet.
好吧会议进行得很顺利
Okay, so... great meeting.
这不叫会议连五分钟都没有
That wasn't a meeting. That wasn't even five minutes.
弗兰琦你精力充沛地对我唠唠叨叨
Frankie, this is a lot of energy coming at me
但我在尼克家几乎没睡
and I barely slept at Nick's.
"我在尼克家几乎没睡"
"I barely slept at Nick's."
炫耀你的性生活也阻止不了我继续
Bragging about your love-making is not going to stop me.
那什么能阻止你
What will?
什么都不能我不可阻挡
Nothing. I'm unstoppable.
你的睡袍被橱柜勾住了
Your robe is caught on the cabinet.
为什么老是这样
Why does this keep happening?
再见
Bye!
你能想象我的室友有多禽兽吗
Can you believe my monstrous housemate?
那可是我们的公♥司♥
I mean, it's our company.
索尔你觉得搞一个全国振动棒日怎么样
Sol, how do you go about getting a national day for vibrators?
在全国自♥慰♥月当然了肯定是五月
In Masturbation Month, which is May, of course.
我觉得放在冬季会比较合适
You'd think it would be a winter month.
但我真不太擅长定某个特殊的日子
But day-making isn't really my area of expertise.
既然都已经谈了正事了我可以取消早午餐了
At least now that we've talked shop, I can write this brunch off.
你不能取消卡奥迪做的免费早午餐
You can't write off a free brunch made by Coyote.
免费
Free?
至少他要钱的时候还能给我们做顿饭
At least he cooks us a meal when he asks for money.
要多少钱
How much is this going to cost?
他都准备做什么
I mean, what's on the menu?
早午餐来了
Brunch is served.
卡奥迪牌鸡蛋饼
Frittata Coyota.
就是意式鸡蛋饼
Italian eggs.
肯定是场折磨
This is gonna hurt.
宝贝你用不着这么费心的
Oh, honey, you didn't have to go to all this trouble.
为你们我愿意做任何事
Anything for you two.
告诉我们你需要什么就好
Just tell us what you need.
我需要你们看看椅子下面
What I need is for you guys to look under your seats.
抱歉是盘子下面
Oh, sorry, under your plates.
这是什么
What is this?
我没懂
I don't get it.
这好像是张支票但这是...
It looks like a check, but it's...
但这是开给我的
but it's made out to me.
我打算开始偿还
I wanna start paying you guys back
你们这么多年来借给我的钱
for all the money you've loaned me over the years.
你怎么负担得起的
How can you afford this?
-我是名教师 -对啊你怎么负担得起
- I'm a teacher. - Right, how can you afford this?
我还是个极度省钱主义者
I'm also an extreme couponer.
猜猜看这些刚过期的鸡蛋花了我多少钱
Guess how much I paid for these slightly expired eggs?
-你不需要还我们钱的 -我需要
- You don't have to pay us back. - I do.
而且我早就想这么做了
And I've wanted to for a long time.
这太贴心了
That's very sweet.
-谢谢你 -不客气
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
宝贝我太为你骄傲了
Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
你知不知道该怎么搞一个全国振动棒日
Do you have any idea how to get a national day for a vibrator?
我不知道但我觉得一定得在五月
I don't, but it should definitely be in May.
我也这么觉得
That's what I thought.
布丽安娜觉得我们应该给所有执行董事都送礼物
So, Brianna was thinking we should send gifts to all the execs--
做完了
Did it.
上好的苏格兰威士忌和席琳·迪翁演唱会门票
Nice bottle of scotch and tickets to Celine Dion.
-她还想让你... -工资做完了
- She also wants you-- - Payroll, did it.
好好的
Yep. Okay.
我们还需要列出出♥售♥我们产品的
Now, we need to chart out the best locations
-最佳地区... -做完了按各州
- for our products-- - Did it. Sorted by state,
各城市和丹尼快餐店门店数量分的
cities, and areas with the least number of Denny's.
你一上午就做了这么多事
You did all that already this morning?
没错
Bingo.
你哪里来的精力
Where do you get the energy?
生活给我的精力工作给我精力
Life energizes me. The work energizes me.
我男朋友给我精力
My boyfriend energizes me.
-你今天上午喝了多少咖啡 -一点没喝
- How much coffee you have this morning? - Zip. Zero. Nada.
-你怎么了妈 -一点没事
- What is going on with you, Mom? - Zip. Zero. Nada.
这就是专注的力量
This is what focus looks like.
-格蕾丝我有重大消息 -做完了
- Grace, I have big news. - Did it.
你的中期考核结果非常优秀
Your midterm reviews were stellar.
我们还有中期考核
We have midterm reviews?
-没有 -是的
- No. - Yes.
抱歉玛洛你的考核结果不怎么样
And sorry, Mal, yours are not so great.
但格蕾丝的非常棒
But Grace's are excellent,
所以我决定升你为联合总裁
which is why I am giving you a promotion to co-CEO!
你♥他♥妈♥在胡说些什么
What the hell are you blabbing about?
就是这种属于联合总裁的激♥情♥
See, and there is that co-CEO fire
让你的考核结果如此优秀
that served you so well in those reviews.
我也有激♥情♥
I have fire.
-有话快说 -好吧
- Spill it. - Fine.
《快公♥司♥》杂♥志♥要做"年过古稀的女性总裁"专题
Fast Company is doing a story on "Female CEOs Over 70".
我觉得...
And I think...
凭你的美貌
with this,
我们能上封面
we could get the cover.
所以你先是嘲讽我的年龄现在又需要它了
So, first you mock me for my age and now you need me for it?
我可没看到什么年龄
See, I don't see age.
你整天纠结年纪真的很可悲
Honestly, it's sad you do.
所以我们要假装我是总裁
So, we're going to lie and say I'm CEO?
是的而且你今天就要假装
Yes. And you are going to be lying later today,
-所以我们还有很多准备工作要做 -今天就要吗
- so we have a lot of prep work to do. - This is happening today?
人家叫"快公♥司♥"不是没有原因的他们行动迅速
It's called Fast Company for a reason. They move fast.
而且是别人取消了所以我们才有机会
And also someone else fell through so we have a shot.
好吧我去
Okay, I'm in.
但我周一要在办公室门上看到我的名字
But on Monday I want my name on the office door.
你巨大的名字不就挂在那儿吗
Your name is in gigantic letters right there.
我的姓没有挂上
Not my last name.
我能要一张办公桌吗
Can I get a desk?
你已经有了不就是你面前这张吗
You have a desk. You're at it.
你想再要一张不行
Another one? No.
你太贴心了索尔
Oh, that's so cute, Sol!
来拍一张两张支票放一起的照片
Here, let's take a picture of the two checks together.
我不只是在拍照我是在进行支票存款
I'm not just taking a picture, I'm actually depositing the check.
-什么 -用手♥机♥上这个应用
- What? - Through an app on the phone.
叫做"移♥动♥银行"
It's called mobile banking.