飞出个未来（1999）

Futurama S02E15

Part 2 Feb. 14, 2026, 6:10 p.m.

popplers are living creatures.
肉米花是活生生的动物
you've got to stop harvesting them for food.
捕杀它们做成吃的这种行为必须停止
or what?
不停会怎样？
or we'll boycott fishy joe's.
那我们就抵♥制♥鱼人堡
you're vegetarians.
你们是素食者
who cares what you do?
谁会在乎你们做什么？
uh... shut up!
闭嘴！
animals eat other animals.
动物吃动物
it's nature.
这是大自然的规律
no, it isn't.
不才不是
we taught a lion to eat tofu.
我们教会了一头狮子吃豆腐
the point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
重点是你们不应该吃那些有痛觉的生物
okay, we won't eat you.
行那我们不吃你了
i'll go get some more bricks.
我去多拿些砖头来
Fry, i wish you'd throw out these week-old popplers.
Fry 你能不能把这些放了一周的肉米花扔了
they're getting big and scaly.
它们变大了壳也硬了
ooh, there's one left.
哦这儿还剩了一个
mama.
妈妈
蜂蜜芥末酱
stop! stop eating popplers.
停！别吃肉米花了！
why?
为啥？
my booze!
我的酒！
popplers are intelligent.
肉米花是智慧生物
this one called me "mama."
这只刚刚叫我“妈妈”
congratulations.
恭喜你啊
i assume Amy is the father.
我盲猜Amy是爸爸
popplers can't talk.
肉米花不会说话的
Leela must be hallucinating from not eating enough popplers.
Leela一定因为肉米花没吃够才产生这种幻觉
here, eat some now.
来吃点儿吧
no!
不！
i said eat!
我说了让你吃！
come on! mangia!
快吃！
sorry, babies.
对不起宝贝们
Leela, maybe you should lie down.
Leela 你可能需要躺下休息一会儿
yes, listen to the father.
没错听它爸爸的
i'm telling you it spoke to me.
我说过了它刚才跟我说话了
come on, little poppler.
醒醒小肉米花
say "mama."
叫“妈妈”
look, Leela, even if you heard one talk
听我说 Leela 就算你听到它叫你了
that doesn't mean it's intelligent.
也不能说明它是智慧生物
i mean, parrots talk, and we eat them, right?
我的意思是鹦鹉还会说话呢但我们不还是照吃？
yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry.
是啊它没准儿就跟Fry一样只是鹦鹉学舌罢了
like Fry, like Fry.
跟Fry一样跟Fry一样
there's one way, and only one way
有且只有一个办法
to determine if an animal is intelligent--
才能来判断它到底是不是智慧生物
dissect its brain.
那就是解剖它的大脑
no! mama!
不！妈妈！
stop grandpa!
快阻止外公！
enough chitchat.
都说够了吧
restrain the specimen.
都说够了吧
...some of that special sauce.
抓住那个试验品
stop eating popplers!
停止食用肉米花！
they can talk!
它们会说话！
免吃
肉米花
don't stop to talk.
别听她的！
eat popplers!
接着吃！
免费吃
肉米花
hey, cut it out.
嘿你闭嘴！
take a coupon.
拿好你的优♥惠♥券
cut it out.
然后闭嘴
people, i won't let you enter.
大伙听着我是不会让你们进去的
popplers are as intelligent as you or me.
肉米花和我们一样都是智慧生物
you, maybe.
是啊跟你一样智慧
hear me! hear me!
听我说！听我说！
stop eating popplers!
别再吃肉米花了！
stop eating them with honey mustard sauce!
别再蘸着蜂蜜芥末酱吃肉米花了
stop eating them with tangy sweet- and-sour sauce.
也别再蘸着糖醋酱吃肉米花了
stop eating the new fiesta poppler salad.
还有新出的限定肉米花沙拉也别吃了
stop taking advantage of the money-saving 12-pack.
也别买♥♥那种优♥惠♥的十二连包家庭装
stop enjoying popplers on the patio, in the car, or on the boat--
别再在院里车里或船上或是任何充满美好回忆的地方
wherever good times are had.
享用肉米花大餐了
请不要
再吃肉
米花了
tonight, on date night:
今晚的《每夜相约》
popplers-- eating them.
食用肉米花
is it all right to?
是否应该？
we have with us the C.E.O. of fishy joe's
我们请来了鱼人堡的首席执行官
Mr. Fishy Joseph Gillman
Fishy Joseph Gillman先生
noted anti-eating activist, Free Waterfall, jr.
著名的反食用活动家Free Waterfall二世
and the discoverer of popplers, Captain Taranga Leela.
以及肉米花的发现者Taranga Leela船长
注： Fry的全名是Phillip J Fry
Taranga?
that's her name, Phillip.
那是她名字个 Phillip
Phillip?
Fishy Joe, is it wrong to eat intelligent animals?
Fishy Joe食用智慧生物是错的吗？
absolutely not, Linda.
当然不是 Linda
i don't think anyone's here to make that claim.
我想这里没人能拍胸口说出这话
i am.
我能
me, too.
我也能
listen--shut up.
听着闭嘴
we're talking about a snack
我们现在讨论的是
shut up. that's low in fat
你闭嘴一种任吃不胖的零食
shut up. and high in profit.
你闭嘴而且利润可观
you're crazy, man. he is crazy.
你疯了伙计这人疯了
there's not even any strong evidence that these popplers are intelligent.
没有任何证据能证明肉米花是智慧生物
shut up, shut up. that's not true.
闭嘴闭嘴你说的是假话
i have one right here that can talk.
我这有只会说话的肉米花
shut up.
闭嘴
come on. say "mama."
快叫“妈妈”
caca.
咔咔
okay, we'll have to bleep that.
好的我们用哔哔来回应它
look, i'm not saying eating meat is wrong.
我并不是说吃肉就是错的
shut up.
闭嘴
i don't think anyone's here to make that claim.
我相信这里没人会这么说
i am. but eating an intelligent animal is different.
我会但是吃智慧生物跟吃肉是两码事
shut up, shut up, shut up.
闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴
oh, don't force your tired philosophy on us.
别把你那陈腐的思想强加给我们
i mean, the only reason we don't eat people
要我说我们不吃人的唯一原因
is because it tastes lousy.
是因为人类不好吃
you're all nuts.
你们这群木头
shut up. let me talk.
闭嘴听我说
you shut up, please.
请你闭嘴
no, you shut up, please.
不请你闭嘴
popplers are no smarter than any other animal i've served
肉米花比我之前养过的任何动物都聪明
and that includes cats.
包括猫
caca-head.
咔咔头
mean old caca-head.
卑鄙的咔咔老头
sir, i'm making a point.
我说一点
if these gutter-mouth creatures are so smart
如果这些臭嘴生物真的那么聪明
why don't they defend themselves, huh?
那它们咋不知道保护自己呢？
stop it.
不要！
i call murder on that.
我会称之为谋杀
look, i'm willing to grant that it's murder.
听着我同意这是谋杀行为
the real issue is...
但现在最大的问题是
...who's going to stop me?
谁会来阻止我呢？
we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties
我们似乎遇到了些技术难题
and crap like i've never seen.
以及一场前所未有的恶战
people of earth, i am Lurr
地球人我是Lurr
of the planet omicron persei i eight.
来自奥米克龙-英仙座八号♥行星
turn down the tv, Ndunda.
把电视音量调小点 Ndunda
dear lord, they're back.
老天它们回来了
we're doomed.
我们完犊子了
doomed!