飞出个未来（1999）
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飞出个未来（1999）
Futurama S02E01
Part 4
Feb. 14, 2026, 6:10 p.m.
i'm an expert at not caring.
秘诀就是把别人看得一文不值
the secret is to stop giving a rat's ass about anyone else
只关心你自己想要的东西
and start thinking of the things that you want--
还有你应得的
that you deserve--
同时全世界都欠你的
that the world owes you.
哦，我得有一件新背心
well, i could use a new tank top.
野心大点，大点！
bigger! bigger!
一件时髦的背心，还要镶满宝石的定制皮鞋
a fashionable tank top,and designer boots encrusted with jewels.
不要停
don't stop now.
你还需要裤子来搭配
you'll need some pants to go with that outfit.
没错
yeah.
如果不需要养笨蛋Nibbler我全都买♥♥得起
and i could afford it all if i didn't have to feed that stupid Nibbler.
Bender复活了
Bender is back.
我来救你了，Nibbler
i'll save you, Nibbler.
Bender要挂了
Bender's going to be killed!
你知道我还应该有点什么吗？
you know what else i could use?
去那些很赞的温泉度周末
a weekend at one of those fancy spas.
还有瑞士黑巧克力
and a toblerone.
耶！你成功了
yay! you did it!
我们来个卫生纸大游♥行♥
let's have a tissue tape parade.
不，谢了
no, thanks.
过来，孩子们，来听我讲Bender的传奇故事
gather 'round, children, to hear the legend of Bender.
他从天而降，带着…
he came from above with...
我得等上好几年
it's going to be many a year
才会有另一根琴弦被冲下来了
before someone flushes anotherguitar string.
真是一个恶心的故事
that was a disgusting story.
真是多亏了Bender
and it's all thanks to Bender.
我爱你Bender
i love you, Bender.
我也爱你
i love you, too.
赶紧把该死芯片拆了
get that stupid chip out of me
趁我还没自我了断
before i kill myself.
Bender，说了你都不信
Bender, you won't believe this
这个共情芯片已经烧掉了
but the empathy chip burned out.
你对Nibbler的感情其实是你自己的
the emotion you felt for Nibbler was actually your own.
看来Bender好好上了一课啊
huh. looks like Bender learned an important lesson
终于学会了尊重别人的感受了
about respecting other people's feelings after all.
哦，我搞错了
no, i'm wrong.
芯片在以三倍功率运转
the empathy chip was running at triple capacity.
我什么感觉也没有嘛
and i still barely felt anything.
晚安，废物们
good night, losers.
也许我没教会Bender什么
you know, Bender may not have learned anything from me
但是我觉得他给我上了一课
but i think i actually learned something from him.
回头见，蠢货们！
so long, jerkwads!
回见
so long.
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