飞出个未来（1999）
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飞出个未来（1999）
Futurama S02E04
Part 4
Feb. 14, 2026, 6:10 p.m.
一个蹦蹦跷
a pogo stick.
至于其他人
as for the rest of you
我会像撕纸一样撕碎你们
i'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper
然后用你们的内脏装饰大厅
and deck the halls with your guts.
是吗？但是我并不相信圣诞老人
yeah? well, i don't believe in Santa Claus.
大家快上
come on, everybody.
如果你不相信他 他就伤害不了你
if you don't believe in him,he can't hurt you.
哦天呐 好痛！
oh, god, the pain!
是时候从你们这些坏蛋身上取乐了
time to get jolly on your naughty asses.
小心！
watch out!
他的肚子正在抖动 像是装满了炸♥药♥
his belly is shaking like a bowl full of nitroglycerin.
Rudolph的鼻子！
Rudolph's nose!
他要爆♥炸♥了！
he's going to blow!
圣诞节晚餐 各位
Xmas dinner, everyone.
额，Bender...
uh, Bender...
你从哪弄的这个鸟？
where did you get that bird?
我看到它躺在街上
i found it lying in the street
就像我做过的所有食物一样
like all the food i cook.
开吃吧各位！
dig in, everyone.
谢谢先生
thank you, sir.
你得到了脚指甲
you got the toenail.
听着 食物不是重要的东西
look, the food isn't what's important.
我很饿
i'm so hungry.
最重要的事是
the important thing is
我们在圣诞节相聚在一起
we're all together for Xmas
即使在我周围的是机器人
and even though i'm surrounded by robots
怪物和老家伙
and monsters and old people
这比我在家里的感觉还好
i've never felt more at home.
没错 没错
hear, hear.
现在别多说了 唱歌♥吧
now let's all of us shut up and sing.
♪他知道你什么时候睡觉♪
♪he knows when you are sleeping♪
♪他知道你什么时候在罐子上♪
♪he knows when you're on the can♪
♪他会抓到你♪
♪he'll hunt you down and blast your ass♪
♪并把你扔到巴基斯坦♪
♪from here to pakistan♪
♪你最好别呼吸，你最好别动♪
♪you better not breathe, you better not move♪
♪你最好死掉 我在告诫你 伙计♪
♪you're better off dead, i'm telling you, dude♪
♪圣诞老人正朝你开枪♪！
♪Santa Claus is gunning you down.♪
祝大家圣诞节快乐
Merry Xmas, everyone.
我会回来 在你们最意想不到的时候回来
i'll be back--back when you least expect it.
下个圣诞节！
next Xmas!
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