飞出个未来（1999）

Futurama S02E13

Part 4 Feb. 14, 2026, 6:10 p.m.

i can be quite the rough customer.
哦不可怜的Bender
oh, no, poor Bender.
我不太舒服
i don't feel good.
尝尝这个！
chew on this!
接招吧蠢货！
take that, you twit!
不要求求你停下来
no, stop it!
这是最后一箱了
that's the last of them.
好了现在该做点黑♥手♥党♥要做的事了
all right, now, let's mafia things up a bit.
鼠标垫烧掉飞船
joey, burn down the ship.
夹钳烧死船员
clamps, burn down the crew.
亲爱的Dod老大
uh, donnie, baby
给我个机会嗯？
give me a chance here, huh?
你们先离开
youse guys skedaddle.
剩下的脏活我来干
let me take care of the doity woik.
嘿我喜欢你的工作态度
hey, i like your attitude
还有你的新口音
and your latest accent.
保持住总有一天我会给你
keep it up and i might just get you
你自己的大夹钳
your own pair of clamps, huh?
大夹钳···
the clamps--
大夹钳大夹钳大夹钳
clamps, clamps, clamps.
Leela 我们要完蛋了
Leela, we may not have much time left
剩下的时间我们来追悼Bender吧
so let's spend all of it reminiscing about Bender.
他就像一个有魔法的大型计算机
he was like a big computer that ran on magic.
救命！救命啊！
help! help!
Bender？
你没事！
you're okay.
是啊！我没事！
yes, i am,
刚刚花了一分钟时间醒过来
having just this minute regained consciousness.
我有主意了别动！
i've got an idea. hold still.
快要断了！
it's about to break.
快了！快了！
yes! yes!
好了！
all right!
太好了！断了！
yay! yeah, it broke, all right.
我跟你们说Leela好酷应付自如
i'm telling you--Leela was cool, she was in command
踢起人来也特别疼
and when she kicked people, it hurt.
真的很疼
it reall hurt.
激动人心时刻要来了
well, this is the big moment.
终于能摘掉眼罩了
it's finally time to take my eye patch off.
我来剪绳子
i'll handle the snipping.
毕竟我有最合适的装备
after all, i do have the proper equipment.
他有点像酒鬼
i think it's blotto--
我眼罩掉了后看到的那个黑♥手♥党♥
that gangster i saw when my patch fell off.
教授？
professor?
你昨晚10点在哪里？
where were you at 10:00 p.m. last night?
我现在在哪里？
where am i now?
所以他们派了个无助的小孩来杀我
so they sent a helpless child to kill me.
好吧死之前至少要先打一场
well, i'm not going out without a fight. hee-ya!
踢得漂亮先生但是我来这里
fine kick, sir, but i'm actually here
是给你送抢雪茄的份子钱
to deliver your cut from the cigar heist.
亲爱的钞票
oh, sweet legal tender.
小家伙告诉Dod老大我要退出有组织的犯罪
kid, tell the don-bot i'm quitting organized crime.
从现在起我只做一些寻常的犯罪
from now on, i'll stick to the regular kind.
真有趣 Bender
uh, it's funny, Bender.
你病了 Leela看不见
with you sick and Leela blind
只有我知道发生了什么
only i know what really went on up there.
也许某天我会把整个故事讲给你们听
maybe someday i'll tell you the whole story.
也许那天我根本不想听
and maybe someday, i won't listen.