飞出个未来（1999）

1999年12月31日
宇宙空间
Space
看似无边无际
It seems to go on and on forever.
但是当你到达尽头时
But then you get to the end
一只大猩猩开始向你扔木桶
and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you
这游戏就要这么玩
And that's how you play the game.
你水平太菜了 loser
You stink, loser.
嘿 Fry 有披萨要外送了
Hey, Fry! Pizza going out.
动作快点！
Come on!
Panucci披萨 不要给送餐员小费！
啧 啧 啧
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
新年快乐
O'GRADY 酒吧
Michelle 宝贝 你要去哪儿啊？
Michelle, baby, where you going?
我们之间不会有结果的 Fry
It's not working out, Fry.
我把你的东西扔在人行道了！
I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
我讨厌我的生活 我讨厌我的生活 我讨厌我的生活
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.
《纽约邮报》 2000年到来！
末日预言者们持谨慎的乐观态度
新年快乐！
Happy New Year!
应用活体低温冷冻公♥司♥
自1997年以来从未停电
有人吗！披萨送到了 是给...
Hello! Pizza delivery for, uh...
I.C. Wiener的?
(音同 i see wiener)
噢 可恶
Oh, crud.
我总觉得以我现在的人生处境 我才应该是那个打恶作剧电♥话♥的人
I always thought by this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls.
为又一个糟糕的千禧年干杯
Here's to another lousy millennium.
十！
Ten!
九 ！（法语）
(SPEAK FRENCH)
八！（意大利语）
(SPEAK ITALIAN)
七！（阿♥拉♥伯语）
(SPEAK ARABIC)
六！（希腊语）
(SPEAK GREEK)
五！（普通话）
(SPEAK MANDARIN)
四！（印地语）
(SPEAK HINDI)
三！（祖鲁语）
(SPEAK ZULU)
二！（日语）
(SPEAK JAPANESE)
一！
One!
1000年
搞什么…
What the...
2秒
1秒
0秒
呼
Phew.
我的天
My God.
这是未来啊
It's the future.
我的父母
My parents.
我的同事
My coworkers.
我的女朋友
My girlfriend.
我永远见不到他们了
I'll never see any of them again.
太棒了！
Ya-hoo!
欢迎来到明日世界！
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
你为什么总是用那种语气说话？
Why do you always have to say it that way?
你从来没听说过表演技巧吗？
Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called showmanship?
来吧！汝之命运在等待！
Come! Your destiny awaits!
命运安排官
祝你有个美好未来
Have a nice future.
太酷了 就像在《星际迷航》里
Cool. Just like in Star Trek.
Oh!
下午好 先生
Good afternoon, sir.
Mmm...
名字？
Name?
额... Fry
Uh... Fry.
我是Leela 现在是除夕夜
I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve
所以我希望尽快决定你的命运 然后离开这儿
so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.
我能问你个问题吗？
Can I ask you a question?
只要不是关于我的眼睛的问题就可以
As long as it's not about my eye.
Uh...
是关于我的眼睛吗？
Is it about my eye?
有点儿吧
Sort of.
那你赶紧问吧
Just ask the question.
你的眼睛是怎么了？
What's with the eye?
我是个外星人 行了吧？ 别再说这个话题了
I'm an alien, all right? Let's drop the subject.
太酷了 一个外星人
Cool. An alien.
你们的种族已经占领地球了吗？
Has your race taken over the earth?
没有 我只是在这儿工作
No. I just work here.
新年快乐
公元3000年！
等一下
Wait a minute.
那飞艇上的日期准确吗？
Is that blimp accurate?
是的 今天是2999年12月31日
Yup. It's December 31, 2999.
我的老天 过去了一百万年
My God. A million years.
我知道这肯定会让你感到很难受
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
你知道吗 我想我应该悲伤
You know, I guess it should be,
但实际上我很高兴
but actually I'm glad.
原来的生活没什么令我可牵挂的
I had nothing to live for in my old life.
我一贫如洗 我也没有体面的工作
I was broke, I had a humiliating job
而且我开始怀疑我的女朋友可能对我不忠
and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
好吧 不过至少在这里 你会被有尊严的对待的
Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity.
现在 脱♥光♥衣服 然后躺在诊断台上
Now, strip naked and get on the probulator.
Ooh!
有意思
Interesting.
你的DNA检测显示你还有一个活着的亲人
Your DNA test shows one living relative.
他是你的曾-曾-曾-曾-曾-曾
He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-
曾-曾-曾-曾-曾侄子
great-great-great-great-great nephew.
太好了 那小家伙叫什么名字？
That's great.What's the little guy's name?
Hubert Farnsworth 教授
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Ew.
你知道吗 我是整个未来中最幸运的人
You know, I'm the luckiest guy
in the whole future.
我有了第二次机会
I've been given a second chance
而这一次 我绝对不会再做一个彻头彻尾的失败者了
and this time, I'm not going to be a total loser.
什么声音？
What's that?
那是你的永久职业分配
Your permanent career assignment.
送货员？
Delivery boy?
不！不能又是这个
No! Not again.
求你了 其它任何工作都行
Please, anything else.
把你的手拿开
Take your hands off me.
你被分配了你最擅长的工作
You've been assigned the job you're best at
就像其它任何人一样
just like everyone else.
如果我拒绝呢？
What if I refuse?
那你就会被开除（发射）
Then you'll be fired.
好吧
Fine
从一架炮台里发射向太阳
Out of a cannon into the sun.
但是我不想当送货员
But I don't like being a delivery boy.
这确实挺艰难
Well, that's tough.
许多人不喜欢自己的工作 但还是不得不做
Lots of people don't like their jobs, but we do them anyway.
“你必须做你必须做的事情”
"you gotta do what you gotta do."
现在把手伸出来
Now hold out your hand.
我要为你植入职业芯片
I'm going to implant your career chip.
它将永久标识你送货员的身份
It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy.
把那东西拿开！
Keep that thing away from me!
站住 可恶！
Hold still, damn it!
我的深度知觉不太好
I don't have good depth perception.
Aah!
1000年
你有五秒钟时间放我出来
You've got to the count of five to let me out of here.
1...
One...
1000年后再见
See you in a thousand years.
5分钟
你欠我一次人情
You owe me one.
哇哦
Whoa.
无线电城 变种人♥大♥厅
Radio City Mutant Hall.
酷
Cool.
额 城际特快
Uh, Cross-Town Express.
Whoo-hoo!
Yaah...
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oomph!
啧 外地游客
Pfft. Tourist.
嘿 那儿有个公共电♥话♥亭
Hey, a phone booth.
我可以给我侄子打个电♥话♥
I can call my nephew.
哇哦 一个真正的机器人
Whoa. A real-life robot.
还是某种俗气的新年装扮？
Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
咬我闪亮的金属屁♥股♥啊
Bite my shiny metal ass.