飞出个未来（1999）
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飞出个未来（1999）
Futurama S02E08
Part 1
Feb. 14, 2026, 6:10 p.m.
获得三项格莱美奖提名
愤怒的Bender
Raging Bender
好消息 各位
good news, everyone.
我让吐司机拥有情感啦
i've taught the toaster to feel love.
还有Hermes假结束回来了
and Hermes returns from his vacation today.
大家早上好
good morning, people.
嘿 Hermes 见到你真高兴
hey, Hermes. good to see you.
哟 老兄
yo. my man.
Spleef星云好玩吗
so, how was the Spleef Nebula?
航♥班♥中途停在了大脑鼻涕虫星
the flight had a stopover on the brain slug planet.
Hermes非常喜欢那里
Hermes liked it so much
他自愿放弃自己的意志
he decided to stay of his own free will.
Hermes玩得真尽兴
Hermes has all the fun.
等等
wait a second!
他头上有大脑鼻涕虫
he's got a brain slug on his head.
嘘 你这样会害我们全被同化的
shh. you're going to get us all assimilated.
装作没事 换用大蒜味洗发水吧
just act normal and switch to a garlic shampoo.
言归正传 今天的任务是
on to new business. today's mission
你们全去大脑鼻涕虫星
is for you all to go to the brain slug planet.
我们去那里干什么
what are we going to do there?
就是不戴头盔到处逛逛
just walk around, not wearing a helmet.
听上去不错 Hermes
sounds great, Hermes!
你说了算
oh, whatever you say.
我们甩开他去看电影吧
wha- hey, let's ditch him and go to the movies.
好主意
hey, yeah, that's a good idea.
我要和朋友们一起看电影了
i'm seeing a movie with friends.
LOEW影院
它来自非洲9号♥星地轴
当男人爱上一个傻笑
酷 我们看这一部吧
cool! let's see this one.
星际大战
不行 我没心情看历史纪录片
nah, i'm not in the mood for a historical documentary.
我听说《Quizblorg , Quizblorg》评价不错
i've heard good things about Quizblorg, Quizblorg.
我讨厌看字幕
i hate subtitles.
外星片总是自以为是
alien films are so pretentious.
伙计们 伙计们
fellows, fellows,
看一部我们都会喜欢的吧
how about a film we can all enjoy?
《蛤人星球》
planet of the clams.
电影里那个世界颠倒混乱
it's about an upside-down world
龙虾人是蛤人的奴隶
where lobster is slave to clam.
是谁带你们来的？
who invited you?
我们去看《我的全部电路》剧场版
let's just see All My Circuits: THE MOVIE
好主意 Bender
good point, Bender.
我要小杯Slurm
i'll take a small Slurm.
超小杯便宜25美分
for only 25 cents less, you can get a super-small.
好
uh, okay.
有没有搞错
oh, man!
给我来大杯麦芽酒
hey, give me a large diet malt liquor
和加润滑油的爆米花
and a popcorn with extra motor oil.
开始了
down in front!
格莱格纳人皮脆为您呈献
本周宇宙要闻
这可真是未来风格
ooh, this is real futuristic.
嘘 不要在看电影时喧哗
shh. don't talk during the movie.
新纽约市长C Randall Poopenmeyer
new new york Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer
开通了新的交通管道 以减缓高峰期的交通拥堵
opens a new tube line to alleviate rush hour traffic.
短评:草履虫母星
dateline: paramecium homeworld.
新加冕的宇宙小姐Gladys Lennox
newly crowned miss universe, Gladys Lennox
慰问将出发消灭人类的远征军
entertains troops fighting to wipe out the human race.
冲啊 小伙子们
go get 'em, boys!
在机器人终极搏击赛中
and in the world of ultimate robot fighting,
蒙面机器人战胜了
the masked unit wins his championship bout
华丽蛋娃娃 并把对手烧化了
against gorgeous gonks by technical melting.
加油 蒙面机器人
go, masked unit!
嘿 哥们 说你呢
hey, buddy. yo!
你能不能把头摘下来
you mind taking your head off?
对不起 先生
i'm sorry, sir,
但我需要用它看电影
but i need it to watch the movie.
让这肥婆之后把剧情告诉你就行了
just ask flabby over here to describe it to you, later.
先生 是工厂把她做成这样的
sir, she is as the factory made her.
那他们该停止生产这种半吊子的产品
well, they should have stopped making her about halfway through.
M-14级
不适合来自M-14
星的外星人观看
导演：
4号♥导演机器人
注：Joe Eszterhas为美国著名编剧
编剧：
编剧机器5号♥
与编剧机器12号♥
与Joe Eszterhas
改编自17号♥真实角色机器
饰演的真实角色
终于处理完了这些文件
well, that finishes this paperwork.
Calculon集团
Calculon 仓库突然发生战斗
Calculon, a fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse.
快过来
come, quickly
否则爆♥炸♥要波及走廊伤到无辜了
before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway.
我别无选择 只有...
i have no choice but to-
如果你希望Calculon
if you want Calculon
开着悬浮法拉利
to race to the lasergun battle
赶往激光枪战现场 请按“1”
in his hover ferrari press one.
如果您希望Calculon
if you want Calculon
重新检查他的文件 请按“2”
to double-check his paperwork press two
请现在输入
enter now.
您按了“2”键 我没有
you have pressed two. no, i didn't.
我非常确定你按了
i'm almost positive you did.
加上表格16-A栏 再减去第2-B行
add in the carryover from form 16-a, then deduct line 2-b.
打扰了 先生
pardon me, sir,
你似乎在无意识地踢我的椅子
but you seem to be inadvertently kicking my seat.
打扰了 先生
pardon me, sir-
没错 我就是说这个
yes, that's the gist of what i said.
你能别踢了吗
would you mind?
当然了 伙计
sure thing, pal.
先生
uh, sir-
谁扔的
who threw that?
够了
that's it!
先生 我要和你搏击决斗
sir, i challenge you to fisticuffs.
我完了
oh, i'm boned.
大家快到大厅去
let's all go to the lobby.
看我不把你揍得屁滚尿流
i'm going to open a file of whoop-ass on you!
Bender 你知道他是谁吗
Bender, do you know who that was?
天啊 蒙面机器人
cripes! the masked unit!
你把他打倒了
you knocked him out cold.
太牛逼了
i'm impressed.
孩子 我是机器人终极搏击赛的委员
son, i'm the commissioner of ultimate robot fighting.
我是鉴赏那些在电影院里打架的混♥蛋♥的行家
i'm a connoisseur of jerks who pick fights in movie theaters
你是我见过的人中最棒的
and you're the biggest i've ever seen.
你差点就要参加我的葬礼了
you should see me at funerals.
小伙子 我想请你加入
kid, i want you
机器人终极搏击联盟
in the ultimate robot fighting league.
终极机器人搏击？
ultimate robot fighting?
听起来不错 我去
sounds pleasant. i'll do it.
我的英雄
my hero.
啊 这么感人的电影哪里找
ah, they don't make movies like this anymore.
我将成为史上最伟大的终极机器人斗士
i'm going to be the greatest ultimate robot fighter ever.
像漂流机器人一样轻盈
float like a float-bot,
像自动打孔机一样犀利
sting like an automatic stinging machine.
Bender你不能去做终极机器人斗士
Bender, you can't be an ultimate robot fighter.
它是银河系里最残忍♥的比赛
it's the most brutal form of competition in the galaxy.
是吗
it is?
比赛没有规则
there are no rules.
两个机器人上场一个横着出去
two robots enter. one robot leaves.
另一个只有成为最终胜利者才能离开
then, later, the other robot leaves after being declared the winner.
那听起来不是很可怕啊
that doesn't sound so bad.
我有没有说那极端的剧痛
oh, did i mention the crippling, agonizing pain?
我肯定说了
i'm pretty sure i did.
是的 说了
oh, ah, yes, definitely.
极端剧痛
crippling pain?
这可不在我的骗人保险的范围内
that's not covered by my insurance fraud.
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