少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S03E20

Part 3 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

Ring ring.
铃铃铃
Oh, wait. Oh, look,
等一下啊看
it's my calling...
我的电♥话♥工作[响]了
calling to tell your calling that you stole my calling.
它在提醒着我你抢了本大爷的饭碗
But you know what? I'm a professional,
但是你知道吗我是专业的
and my job is to help you.
我的职责就是帮助你
Well, how hard could it be?
能有多难啊
I just have to read these cards.
我就照着卡片读呗
Yeah, fine, you know? Just read the cards.
好吧你就照着卡片读吧
That is if you wanna totally suck.
但是你也不想读的七零八落吧
I mean, you know what?
我是说
A little inside advice: just lose the cards.
给你点小建议抛开卡片
Really? Yeah, Mary responds to spontaneity.
真的吗当然玛丽就喜欢临场发挥
Oh my god, thank you, Tucker. Yeah.
天呐谢谢你塔克尔没事
Oh god, I would've made a fool of myself.
天呐本来我会像个傻子一样
Nobody wants that. I hear you.
谁会想当傻子啊我知道了
Oh, anything else?
还有别的建议吗
Actually, yeah. Oh yeah? Good, give it.
其实还有真的吗太好了跟我说说
Yeah, touch her as much as possible.
抓住所有机会去碰她
Oh. Okay. May loves to be touched.
好嘞梅就喜欢别人碰她
And don't worry about time.
也别担心时间问题
The longer your anecdotes, the better.
你的奇闻轶事讲得越长越好
And remember: any thought, no matter how small, silly
记住随便什么想法不管它看着有多不重要
or offensive it may seem, just throw it out there.
多傻或多冒犯人尽管说出来
Okay. Okay.
好好的
Oh, here's Mary.
梅来了
Okay, people, I have a charity event at 7:00,
好了各位我七点钟有个慈善活动
but that means I have to be there at 6:45
但也就是说我六点四十五就得到那
to find out what it's about.
去搞清楚那活动是干什么的
All right, people, are we ready to make some memories?
好了各位准备好留下点美好记忆了吗
Yes. I know I am.
好了我知道我已经准备好了
Bonnie Wheeler camera test.
邦妮·维勒试镜
And we are rolling in five, four, three...
倒数五四三
Hello, everybody and welcome to "The Mary Hart Show."
大家好欢迎收看《玛丽·哈特秀》
I'm Mary Hart and this is my new co-host...
我是玛丽·哈特这是我的新搭档
Bonnie Wheeler! ...Bonnie Wheeler.
邦妮·维勒 ...邦妮·维勒
I'm supposed to say that.
这该由我说
Bonnie is a newly-single mom.
邦妮刚刚成为单亲妈妈
She just moved here to--
她刚搬来这里...
Who is definitely in the mood to mingle...
她绝对已经做好了跟年轻朋友
with young people.
交往的准备
Male people. Young male people.
男性朋友年轻的男性朋友
Did I mention I was single?
我有说过我还单身吗
Oh, now that is a juicy story.
这个故事还挺有意思的
It turns out my first husband was gay,
原来我的第一任丈夫是个同志
which is why I'm making sure my second one is rich.
所以我得确保我的第二任丈夫一定要有钱
You know what I'm talking about, right, Mare? Huh?
你懂我的意思吧梅
You know, Mary Hart.
你懂的玛丽·哈特
Mrs. Wheeler?
维勒太太
Yes, come in. Come in.
在请进请进
Hi. Finally. Did you give Ben my note?
你终于来了我的字条给本了吗
What took you so long? I'm sorry.
你怎么去了那么久抱歉
I have this bad habit of taking care of people who tip me first.
我这人有个坏习惯就是收了小费才办事儿
Here here here.
给给给
Relax. He'll be here any minute.
放松他随时可能来
Riley, hey, I got your...
莱丽我收到你的...
Riley?
莱丽
Is everything okay? Yeah, I guess I just misunderstood.
一切还好吧恩我想我可能误会了
Then should we finish what we started?
那咱俩继续啊
Yup, and if we do it right,
好啊要是我们成功了
tonight is going to be amazing.
今晚一定会很难忘的
Oh, you have no idea
姐会让你知道
how amazing it is going to be.
今晚有多难忘
And that is why you never mix
所以你一定不要把
box wine with rollerblades.
酒和旱冰鞋混堆在一块
True story.
真实的故事
Oh! That looks like that is all the time we have for today.
以上就是今天《玛丽·哈特秀》所有的内容了
For "The Mary Hart show," I'm Bonnie Wheeler.
我是邦妮·维勒
That's your cue.
抢你台词了哈
And she's Mary Hart! Good night, America!
这位是玛丽·哈特大伙晚安
And we're out!
收工
All right, great job, everyone. right!
干得漂亮太棒了
Oh, that was amazing! Oh, Mary, I just have to--
刚才真是太棒了玛丽我...
And Mary has to go. Run along now. Okay.
玛丽得走了好吧
That woman is wild. yes, I'm afraid so.
这女的太疯了是啊
She never even looked at her cards. Not a one.
她都不看手卡的我知道
She totally winged it. Never knew what she was gonna say.
她完全是即兴发挥不知道她要说什么
And I loved it! you what?
我爱死她了你什么
It was invigorating.
太刺♥激♥了
I mean, I should be more like Bonnie.
我应该学学邦妮
I am so married to my cards.
我有点太依赖手卡了
But you love the cards.
但这是你的特点啊
You know, actually, mare-mare,
其实呢你知道吗
losing the cards was Tucker's idea.
不用手卡这是塔克的主意
He is a great producer. You know what? You're right.
他是个好制片你说得对
Congratulations, Tucker. I am making you our new senior producer.
塔克恭喜你成为我们的新任高级制片人
Really? Oh my god, thank you.
真的吗天哪谢谢你
I'm so sorry.
抱歉
And, Bonnie, you've got the job.
邦妮这份工作是你的了
You can start on Monday.
星期一来上班吧
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢
Oh, this is going to be so amazing.
真是太棒了
You will not regret this, Mary.
你不会后悔的玛丽
Me and you, we're a team, you know?
咱俩是一个团队
Like this fabulous mother and daughter act. You know?
就像那种传说中的"母女行动"
You're like the wise, old sage
你就像那年迈的智者
and I'm the young buck, learning from the master.
而我就是那跟师♥父♥讨教的年轻学徒
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun, mare bear.
一定会很好玩的
Where's...?
人呢
So, as your new senior producer,
作为你的新任高级制片人
Is there anything I can do for you?
我能为你做些什么吗
Yes. You can fire Bonnie Wheeler.
是的你可以帮我炒了邦妮·维勒
I hope it's not too awkward for you.
希望不会让你太尴尬
Oh, it won't be awkward at all.
一点也不会尴尬
**Tucker puts the hart in Mary, Tucker.*
*塔克一心为玛丽塔克
So, would you like me to pour?
要我倒酒吗
Can't drink if you don't pour.
你不倒怎么喝呢
Really?
真的吗
Really? Candles, wine,
不是吧蜡烛美酒
a girl who's name I'm sure you've just already forgotten.
还有一个你根本连名字都不记得的女孩
It's Samantha. It's irrelevant.
我叫萨曼莎爱谁谁
Riley, are you okay? What happened to you?
莱丽你还好吗你怎么了
You! You! You happened to me. That's what.
我怎么了你惹了我还装蒜
And don't even try to tell me that this isn't what it looks like,
别跟我解释说什么不是这样的
because if you say that this isn't what it looks like,
你如果敢这么说
I will scream, and we all know just exactly what that looks like.
我就大喊让大家看看它到底是怎样的
Me screaming!
老娘会大喊的
Okay, Riley, you need to calm down.
莱丽你冷静点
Oh my god! I am calm, okay?
我很冷静好吗
I am as calm as a cucumber.
老娘简直"气冻神闲"
I'm pretty sure that's "Cool as a..."
我想那应该是"气定神闲"
Oh, stuff it, liquor lady!
干♥你♥的活去吧啤酒妹
I can't believe that I was about to throw myself at you!
我自己都不敢相信我准备对你投怀送抱了
I was-- I was willing to give us another chance!
我很想再给咱俩一次机会
We were gonna have sex.
我们本来要做♥爱♥的
Hey, can I get this dinner to go?
我能把晚餐打包不
Oh. Oh, sure.
当然可以
Let me pack this up for you.
姐来帮你包
What do you think of that?
你觉得这怎么样
I think you're gonna feel really silly
我觉得你知道晚餐是为谁准备的以后