少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S03E14

Part 2 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:35 p.m.

Tucker, man, what am I going to do?
塔克我该怎么办
Hey, Benji.
你在这呢小本
I just talked to Janice from the old neighborhood.
我刚跟老街坊詹尼斯聊完天
And I told her that I had two tickets to Bon Jovi.
我告诉她我有两张邦·乔维的演唱会门票
And that she can suck it,
让她羡慕嫉妒恨去吧
because I am bringing my favorite son.
因为我会和我最爱的儿子一起去
Whoa, mom, there's been a little hitch
等等老妈咱们的计划
in our giddy-up.
出了点意外
A what in our who-dy-up?
你在说啥呢
What Ben is trying to say
本的意思是
is that the seats aren't in the first row.
你们的票不是第一排的
They're in the third.
而是第三排
They are?
真的吗
They are. I'm sorry.
没错我很抱歉
Oh! No, no. That's fine.
不不没关系
Oh, my god, Benji!
天哪小本
I am so excited!
人家真是太激动了
Oh, I'm going to go find my easy-lift shirts
我现在就去找件容易掀起来的衣服
so I can flash Jon a special message--
这样就能露出我给乔的"特别信息"
If you know what I mean.
你懂我意思的
Again, I know.
没错我又懂了
Tucker, you're a life-saver. How did you get those tickets?
塔克你真是救星你从哪弄到票的
Charisma.
克瑞斯玛[魅力]
My aunt Charisma's a ticket scalper.
我的姨妈克瑞斯玛是个黄牛党
Well, I've been stood up for prom.
再一次我的高中舞会又被放鸽子了
My life is officially over!
我这辈子彻底算毁了
There's a horrible storm in Boston
波士顿遭遇暴雪
and all of the planes have been grounded.
所有航♥班♥都取消了
Lamest boyfriend ever.
真是史上最烂男友
Aww, but Cinder-Riley,
可是辛德莱丽
you have to go to the ball.
你一定要去参加舞会
No, obviously,
很显然
I am just not meant to go to prom.
我命中注定参加不了高中舞会
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
那可不一定哦
Oh, my god. Danny.
天哪丹尼
What are you doing?
你这是做什么
Well, Philip called,
菲利普打给了我
and he wanted me to make sure that you were okay.
让我确保你没事
I thought I could do better.
我想既然要做就做得漂亮点
Corsage?
腕花喜欢吗
This is just about the sweetest thing
这大概是别人对我做过
anyone has ever done for me.
最甜蜜的事情了
Philip is just the best boyfriend ever.
菲利普简直是绝世好男友
Yeah, he's great. But we should probably get moving.
那可不是但我们得赶紧出发了
All right.
没错
Bye, Tucker. Don't wait up.
再见塔克不用等门了
Oh, I won't. You know.
我不会的你知道
Mostly because I have a date.
因为我有约会
With Emma. Oh, come on.
与艾玛别这样
She didn't have to know that.
她又不需要知道这些
Hey, Ben. Hey, how are the seats?
你好啊本座位怎么样
Oh, yeah. They're great.
简直不能再好了
Except they're a little far from the stage.
就是里舞台稍微有点远
Those tickets were fakes, dude.
那些是假票哥们
We've been arrested.
我们被抓了
Really, Ben?
真的吗本
Fake tickets?
假票
We could go to jail.
我们会进监狱的
Mom, don't worry.
妈妈别担心
I'll straighten everything out with the guard.
我会跟保安把事情说清楚的
But just in case, you are wearing that easy-lift shirt--
但是以防万一你穿的是易脱衬衫
right? Duh.
对吧这还用问
Excuse me, officer. There's been a huge mistake.
打扰一下警官这真是天大的误会
What? Coming to a concert with fake tickets
什么你是说持假票看演唱会
or coming to a concert with your mommy?
还是说你是和你妈妈一起去演唱会
Look, she's the biggest Bon Jovi fan in the world.
她是邦·乔维的头号♥粉丝
She once sat outside of his house for three days.
她曾经在他屋子外蹲点三天
And that's only because she couldn't scale a 15-foot wall.
那是因为她爬不过那面15英尺高的墙
Wall? Please.
墙拜托
It was an electric fence.
那可是电围网好吗
And I still got a bald spot in the back of my head.
我后脑勺上现在还留着一块斑秃呢
Sir, look at this face.
警官看看这张脸
That is the face of innocence.
这上面写满了无辜
And the best mom in the world.
这是世界上最好的妈妈
And I know, behind the cold steel of that badge,
我知道在那冰冷的钢制徽章后
there's a heart in there somewhere.
有着一颗温柔的内心
So please, I beg of you.
所以拜托了我请求你
Punish me twice, and let this amazing,
请双倍的惩罚我让这个美好的
selfless woman go.
无私的女人离开吧
Hey, hey. I've got a mom too.
我自己也有妈妈
And I'd do anything for her.
我会为她付出一切
Oh, you both can go.
你们两个都可以离开
Really? Thank you!
真的吗谢谢你
Oh, my god. I love you, huh?
我的天我爱死你了
Oh, where do you think you're going?
你这是要去哪儿
Oh, no, no. It's okay.
不不没关系的
He's letting us go.
他让我们离开了
And perhaps calling me later.
也许等下要叫我回来
Well, it's going to be his one phone call.
确实是他一通电♥话♥的事
'Cause that bag of nuts is in here
那家伙可是因为假扮警官
for impersonating an officer.
被抓进来的呢
Riley, calm down. You look fine.
莱丽冷静点你看起来很棒
I do not look fine.
我看起来糟透了
I do not look fine.
我看起来糟透了
I tore my dress on the limo,
我在轿车里把裙子弄坏了
and I spilled wine all down the front.
我还把红酒泼得身前都是
And there are just, oh, a dozen sparkly hairpins
还有我头上的那堆闪闪的发卡
scattered all across the New Jersey turnpike.
在新泽西的高速公路上撒得遍地都是
Well, I guess there's always a chance of that happening
当你把你的脑袋从时速70英里的车顶棚
when you stick your head out of the sunroof at 70 miles an hour
伸出去还高呼"我去毕业舞会了贱♥人♥们"时
and scream, "I'm going to prom, bitches!"
这确实是有可能发生的
Perrin.
佩林
Where have you been?
你去哪儿了
You look like one of those after-prom pictures
你看起来像是从我们用来告诫姑娘们不要
we use to warn girls not to drink too much
酗酒的舞会后照片中走出来的
and give it up in the back of a limo.
但后来我坐在轿车后座时就放弃了这方法
Oh, is that Danny Wheeler?
这是丹尼·维勒吗
Hello, vice principal Peters.
您好彼得斯副校长
Oh, please, Daniel. You are an adult now.
丹尼尔你现在是个成年人了
You may call me Darlene.
你可以叫我达琳
And now you're legal-- oh!
现在你可以正大光明的叫了
Okay, all right. Well, we're just going to go into the dance
好吧我们现在要去跳舞
and start chaperoning, okay?
然后一起玩乐了好吗
So see you under the disco ball, Darlene.
迪斯科球下见达琳
Oh, no. You can hang up your dancing shoes.
不你暂时不必用到你的舞鞋
You're on duty in the girls' bathroom
开始的头一个小时
for the first hour. What?
你去女卫生间值班什么
Why?
为什么
What happens in there?
那里发生了什么
Well, if you'd gone to prom the first time
如果你第一次毕业舞会时
like a normal person, you'd know.
像个正常人一样参加了你就会知道了
I kind of used to have a crush on her.
我过去还暗恋过她呢
Okay, so, I think I'm going to go with--
那我还是继续去做那些
things couldn't get any worse, all right?
糟的不能再糟的事情好了
So I'm just going to go into the bathroom
我这就去卫生间里
and serve my sentence.
乖乖服刑了
And then we will hit the dance floor.
然后我们一起去舞池
Right after we bail your mom
好吧我得先从邦·乔维监狱里
and Ben out of Bon Jovi jail.
把你妈妈和本保释出来
Thank you for coming to my rescue.
谢谢你来救我