少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S03E12

Part 2 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:34 p.m.

Yeah!
真厉害
I love cake.
我爱蛋糕
Happy Birthday, Danny.
生日快乐丹尼
Can you wave? Wave to Daddy.
来挥挥手跟爸爸打个招呼
Can you wave to Daddy? Wait a minute.
跟爸爸挥挥手等会儿
Wait a minute. That's my aunt Margot, right?
等会儿那是我姨妈玛戈特对吗
Uh, yeah. Why does she look like she's pregnant?
没错为什么她看起来像怀孕了一样
Because she is.
因为她就是
Oh my god. She couldn't have been much more than like 16.
天哪她那会儿最多只有十六岁
So? Isn't being a teen mom
那又如何未婚少女妈妈
kind of a rite of passage for you people?
对你们来说不是早就见怪不怪了吗
But Margot doesn't have any kids, all right?
但玛戈特根本没有小孩好吗
She said she didn't want to be tied down.
她说过不想被孩子束缚
Oh, my god. How did I not know this?
天哪我居然一直都不知道
Should I just tell her that I know,
我该直接去问她呢
or I could kinda hint at it,
还是暗示她
or say I saw your old video? Oh, my god.
说我在一卷旧录像里看到了你天哪
I can't believe my family finally has a juicy dark secret.
真不敢相信我们家也有这么劲爆的黑色秘密
I'll-- I'll talk to you guys later.
回头再聊
Wait, hold up. Why do scandalous secrets have to be dark?
等等为什么丑闻秘密一定要是黑色的
I mean, that's just racist.
这简直是种族歧视
What's wrong with a juicy white secret?
劲爆的白色秘密听起来也不错啊
Yeah, I don't think that's their only secret.
我想这不是他们的唯一秘密
That might be Riley's aunt Margot,
莱丽的姨妈玛戈特是怀孕了
but that very unpregnant woman
但那边的莱丽妈妈
is Riley's mom. So?
却没有怀孕那又怎样
So? Riley was born just two weeks after my first birthday.
莱丽是在我一岁生日后两周出世的
Her mom should be ready to explode.
她老妈的肚子早该鼓得跟球一样了
So you're saying... I think Riley's mom is her aunt
你的意思是莱丽老妈其实是她姨妈
and her aunt is her mom.
而她姨妈才是她真正的老妈
Oh, that is one juicy white secret.
这真是个超级劲爆的白色秘密
See? It totally works.
瞧很顺口吧
Jenny, come on.
珍妮别这样
You don't give somebody freezer burn over half their body
你不能让别人半边身子都被冷冻灼伤了后
and then pretend like it's not nice to see them again.
还装得好像不乐意见到他们一样
Yeah, fine, it's nice to see you again.
行再次见到你真高兴
And you know what would be even nicer?
你知道什么会让我更高兴吗
Seeing you go.
你滚了我就更高兴
Please, your dad still can't be mad.
别这样你♥爸♥爸不可能还生气吧
It's been almost seven years. Ben, you don't know my dad.
这都快七年了本你不了解我爸爸
He never met a grudge he didn't like.
他这人容不得眼中钉
Okay okay, fine.
行好的
How about you just let us have Emma's birthday here then?
你就让我们在这里给艾玛过生日就行
It's not really up to me.
我真的做不了主
You don't have got a lot of nerve coming in here like this.
你就这么大摇大摆的走进来一点不紧张
Come on. It is my granddaughter's first birthday.
别这样这可是我孙女第一个生日
If you had any grandkids,
如果你有孙子孙女
you would understand how important this is.
你就会知道这意义重大
Are you-- you're kidding me, right?
你在你在跟我开玩笑吧
You Hey, grandpa, come on! Help me make a sundae!
你爷爷来帮我做份圣代
Okay, all right. Hey, hold up.
好的等等
I want to introduce you to somebody.
我想给你介绍个人
This is my grandson... Ben.
这是我孙子... 本
Ben? Yeah.
本是啊
She wanted to name him after the father.
她想让孩子和他爹叫一样的名字
Ben?
本
Seriously, I can't believe he threw me out of there again.
说真的我简直不相信他又把我赶出来了
I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first person
我肯定我不是第一个
to defrost Jenny Deluca.
"解冻"珍妮·德卢卡的人
So, Ben, take me back.
本跟我说说
Exactly how long ago were you banned
你到底是多久之前就被
from Frankie & Bobbie's?
弗波冰淇淋店列入黑名单了
I don't know, like seven years ago.
不知道好像有七年了吧
How does six years and nine months sound?
是不是差不多六年九个月的样子
About right.
差不多吧
I don't suppose when you and Jenny were
我猜你和珍妮在那冰柜里滚来滚去时
rolling around in that freezer you covered up?
你肯定也没穿"衣服"吧
Well, it was pretty cold in there, so I definitely had a coat on.
那里超级冷的我肯定穿了外套
On the part that counts? I was 16...
你重要部位呢我那时才16
and an idiot...
脑子也不太好使
And in a rush, so no, probably not.
而且想速战速决所以大概没有
Why are you asking me all these questions?
你为什么问我这些问题
Because Jenny has a six-year-old son...
因为珍妮有个六岁的儿子
Oh! Glad I dodged that bullet.
幸好我逃过一劫
named Ben.
名字叫本
Wow. I can't believe she named her kid after me. That's really...
简直不敢相信她儿子跟我一个名真是
Oh, my god! Exactly!
我的天哪就是这样
No, there's no way.
不不可能
Well, I guess there was a way.
可能还是有可能的
There were several ways. Oh, god, don't tell me!
很有可能天哪别告诉我
Are you sure? Well, Frankie Deluca is.
你确定吗弗兰基·德卢卡确定
Well, what am I gonna do?
那我要怎么办才好
Well, either build a time machine
要么你就建个时光机
so you can fix your mistakes or take 30 seconds
这样你就能回到过去弥补你的错误
and read the instructions on the back of a condom!
要么花上半分钟好好读读套套背后的使用方法
Put it on. No. I'm not gonna put it on.
戴上它不我宁死不屈
I said put it on.
我说戴上它
Fine.
好吧
How do you feel?
感觉如何
My palms are sweating a little bit,
我手心开始出汗了
but my nose is warm.
但我鼻子感觉很温暖
Now let's do something about your cold feet.
现在让我们来好好治治你的冷脚[胆怯心理]
I don't see what's so funny about that.
我不觉得这有什么好笑的
It's basically just a pair of my shoes.
这不过就是一双我的鞋子而已
Slightly smaller.
尺寸偏小点
No more Mr. Nice clown, Danny.
我不跟你好言相劝了丹尼
It's time to pull on your big bozo pants
是时候穿上你的小丑裤
and clown up.
好好扮小丑了
Do it for Emma.
这都是为了艾玛
It's Riley. She's with Margot.
是莱丽她和玛戈特在一起
What if Riley asks her about the baby?
如果莱丽问了她孩子的事情怎么办
What if Margot tells her that she's her mom?
要是玛戈特告诉莱丽她才是她亲妈怎么办
I mean, I guess I would wanna know.
我是说我肯定会想知道的
Well, if I grew up with your mom
如果我从小是被你母亲养大的
and there was a chance that I could get a new one,
现在给我个机会让我能有一个新妈妈
I'd wanna know too.
我也会想要知道的
But what if Riley's devastated?
但是要是莱丽崩溃了该怎么办
I should be there for her. I gotta go.
我得陪在她身边我得走了
Yeah, still super creepy.
好吧还是感觉很诡异
I love Emma,
我爱艾玛
and I shall prove it by purchasing
我会证明这一点的
a very extravagant gift.
我会给她买♥♥份特别贵重的礼物
I'm thinking puppy.
干脆买♥♥只小狗吧
Well, here, take this to cheer Riley up.
给你拿这个去逗莱丽开心
I believe it's a donkey.
这应该是头驴子
I didn't think a teenager with a 10:00 curfew
我觉得孩子不能交给一个晚十点禁足
and a hamster named Luke Perry
还养了只名叫卢克·贝里仓鼠的
should be raising a child.
青少年抚养
Hey, ladies, what are we talking about?
女士们聊什么呢
Anyone need a shoulder to cry on?
有人要靠在我肩膀哭泣吗
I brought two.
我有两个肩膀哦
You are not gonna believe what Aunt Margot just told me.
你简直没法相信玛戈特阿姨刚才告诉我的事
She gave up a baby for adoption
在十几岁时她把自己的孩子
when she was a teenager.
送给别人收养了
It's okay if I tell people, right?
我告诉别人没事吧
Wow, really? Is that all she told you?
真的吗她就告诉你这些吗
Well, I also mentioned
我还告诉她
I had a out of body experience in a sweat lodge,
我在蒸汗室有过一次灵魂出窍
but the baby was kinda the big news.
但看来孩子的事比较引人注意
It was a girl and she never saw her again.
那是个女孩之后她就再也没见过她