少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S03E03

Part 2 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:33 p.m.

And I happen to be one of those people.
而我刚好是那些人中的一员
Well, I still think it would make our daughter happy
可我仍然觉得如果我们试试的话
if we at least gave it a shot.
会让我们的女儿幸福的
Angela, we're not playing house here.
安吉拉我们不是在玩过家家
You don't even know where you're gonna be in the next month.
你都不知道下个月你人会在何处好吗
But that's just it. I'm ready to stay.
没错所以我决定留在这里
In fact, I was offered a big part in L.A,
事实上洛杉矶有个绝佳的角色在等着我
and I already told my agent I'm not interested.
而我已经跟经纪人说了我不感兴趣
Maybe you don't see it,
或许是你还没看透我
but I think we have the makings of a pretty nice little family.
但我想我们能组成一个温馨的小家庭
Oh, I see plenty.
我看得可够透了
No, seriously, go put some clothes on.
说真的能把衣服穿上吗
And they're super absorbent.
而且它们吸水性超强
Huh? Voila! Huh?
看光洁如新
Here, take it.
送你了拿着
I did it.
我做到了
I actually did it.
我真的做到了
Well, so did I last tuesday,
姐上周二也做了
but I'm not running around bragging about it.
也没看我到处跟人瞎炫耀
No. No, no, no.
不我不是这个意思
I talked to Mary Hart
我说服了玛丽·哈特
and I convinced her to book Danny on the show.
她同意让丹尼上节目
Tucker! Thank you!
塔克太感谢了
That's never happening again. No.
这事不会再发生了绝对不会
So-- so how did you do it?
你是怎么做到的
Oh my god, you should have seen me.
老天你真该看看我当时有多神勇
I was amazing.
我简直太牛了
A guest canceled, so I asked if I can book Danny.
一个嘉宾取消了通告我问她能否改让丹尼上
She said, "Whatever, don't talk to me."
她说"随你的便别来烦我"
And then that was it. Done.
这就搞定了大功告成
Yes.
太好了
It's like a Danny Wheeler fan club in here.
这里简直是丹尼·维勒的粉丝俱乐部
Hey, everyone, it's me.
大家好啊我来了
Okay, sweetie, you don't want to cause a riot.
亲爱的名人一般都会低调一些
Okay, guess what?
知道吗
I've got even more good news.
好消息陆续有来
Tucker got you an interview tomorrow with Mary Hart.
塔克帮你约到了明天与玛丽·哈特的访谈
Really?
真的吗
First my jersey sells out
先是我的球衣被销♥售♥一空
and now I get to interview Mary Hart?
现在我还有机会采访玛丽·哈特
Mary, who do you like in the playoffs?
玛丽季后赛里你最喜欢谁
Okay. Yeah.
这有点麻烦没错
Okay, maybe I'll just write out
这样吧不如我帮你
the questions and the answers
把你要回答玛丽的
that you'll be giving to Mary.
所有问题和答案都写出来
Oh, yeah. That works too.
行那也成
I'll help right after you buy me lunch.
请我吃午饭我就帮你一起写
Wait, why am I buying you lunch?
等等为什么我要请你吃饭
Are you kidding me?
你开玩笑吗
After that kiss, you should buy me dinner and a purse.
姐给你那一吻你该请我吃大餐加送名牌包包
Danny, there you are.
丹尼你来了
Hey, so how's Riley doing?
莱丽怎么样了
Is she happy, sad, conflicted,
开心难过还是纠结
sticking pins in a small doll that looks like me?
是不是正对着我的人偶扎针呢
'cause my neck has been killing me all morning.
怪不得今早我的脖子一直疼得不行
Actually, I think she's ready to move on.
说实话我觉得她已经看开了
Move on? As in "Ben" Voyage?
看开你是说她舍"本"而去了
"Ben" there done that?
还是雁过"本"无痕吗
Well, it's not like
说真的
you're over there fighting for her.
你也并没有试着努力挽留她
Well, I would've if I thought
如果那么做有用的话
something like that would work.
我一定不会迟疑的
Oh my god, that could work.
天呐那样真的会有用哎
Oh, I've got to go. Hey, cover for me.
我得走了帮我顶一下
Oh! Hey, mom!
看老妈
Did you know they're making towels
你知道他们居然还把我的球衣
that look like my jersey?
做成了毛巾出♥售♥吗
Ben, hi.
本
Um, what are you doing here?
你怎么来了
We need to talk. Look, Riley,
我们得谈谈听着莱丽
I've been a fool.
我是个傻子
The most important thing--
最重要的是...
Why is there a half-naked man
为什么从你卫生间里
coming out of your bathroom?
走出了一个半裸的男人
Oh, hey, Ben.
你好啊本
You remember Fitch.
你还记得菲奇吧
Seriously? Riley and Fitch?!
不是吧莱丽和菲奇
I can't believe it. Can you believe it?
真不敢相信你能相信吗
'cause I know I can't believe it.
反正我是没法相信
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
Working on questions for Danny's interview.
在准备丹尼上♥访♥谈的问题
If you could have dinner with Gandhi or Jesus Christ,
如果你能与甘地或者耶稣共进晚餐
what would you order?
你会点什么菜
Tucker, I'm having a crisis here.
塔克我正处于危急关头呢
I just thought I meant something to her.
我以为她还在乎我
But obviously she still has feelings for Fitch.
但显然她只是对菲奇余情未了
Riley does not have feelings for Fitch.
莱丽对菲奇没感觉
Oh, you weren't there. Trust me.
那是你当时不在相信我
They were having feelings.
他们俩可有感觉了
Ben, look,
本听着
I believe the scientific term is called rebound.
这种情况有个专业名词叫做反弹关系
It's what you do when you want to get over someone.
人们想忘掉前任时就会这么做
And it seems like that's exactly what Riley's trying to do.
在我看来这正是莱丽的目的
She's moving on.
她已经看开了
That's what Danny said.
丹尼也是这么说的
Well, then maybe you should do that too.
或许你也该这么做
You know, if you could spend one day with Abraham Lincoln,
如果你能与亚伯拉罕·林肯共处一日
would it be a tuesday or a thursday?
你希望在周二还是周四
Thursday. mmhmm.
周四答得好
Now remember, honey.
记住了宝贝
You have nothing to be nervous about.
没什么好紧张的
Other than the fact that this interview
除了这次访谈极有可能
could make or break both of our careers.
同时成就或摧毁我俩的事业
Okay, are you ready? I'm Mary.
准备好了吗我是玛丽
And we're live in four, three...
直播倒数四三...
**Shwada shwada shwa*
*唰哒唰哒唰
**Mary*
*玛丽
Welcome, Danny. First question...
欢迎丹尼第一个问题
She does that. Yes, I know.
她是喜欢这么干学得像吧
What's going on in your love life? Are you single?
你的感情生活如何你是单身吗
Tucker, you know I'm single. Oh my god, I am not tucker.
塔克你知道我是单身天呐我不是塔克
I am Mary. Did you not see the hair flip?
人家是玛丽没看到我撩动秀发的动作吗
Come on. Come on.
拜托给点力行不
I don't want to talk about my love life.
我不想讨论我的感情生活
Can't we just talk about hockey?
我们就不能讨论冰球吗
Conk, click. No.
太无聊了好吗
Danny, nobody gives a crap about hockey.
丹尼没人对冰球感兴趣
They want to hear about romance, affairs of the heart.
人们想听的是罗曼史风流韵事什么的
Well, I haven't had any of those
自从和艾米分手后
since Amy and I broke up.
我就再没有那些经历了
Ooh, Amy.
哇哦艾米呀
Oh, wow, so tell me about amy.
跟我说说艾米吧
Why'd you break up?
你们为什么分手
Well, um...
这个嘛...
I really don't want to talk about it.
我真的不想谈这个
Why? Was it difficult, painful, heart-wrenching?
为什么过于痛苦心碎不堪回首吗
It's just, um...
只是...
See, whenever I end up talking about amy,
要知道每当我谈起艾米
I end up...
我就会...
I end up--
我就会...