佐伊的读心歌单

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist S01E07

Part 2 May 6, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

Well, however it started,
我意识到我在处理我父亲的事上
I realized that I have been leaning on you
太依赖你的意见了
way too much about my dad stuff,
所以我认为
which is why I think
我们只需变回同事的关系
we just gotta go back to being co-workers.
这样我们的关系就能光明正大保持专业
Think it'll help keep things aboveboard and professional.
我同意
I totally agree.
-那就好 -从现在起
- All right. - We are gonna be
我们要做到绝对专业
ultra-professional from now on.
那我祝你今天愉快
And with that, I bid you good day.
我从来没和她对视过
I never look at her in the eyes, anyway,
不过我觉得今天应该试试
but I feel like I should maybe today.
我一会试试
I'm gonna try it.
出什么事了是我引起的吗
What's the crisis? Did I cause it?
这是爆♥炸♥性新闻
This is literally gonna blow your mind,
琼和查理要离婚了
but Joan and Charlie are getting a divorce.
科技新闻上全是你能信吗
It's all over the tech news. Can you believe it?
显然你能信而且早就知道了
Apparently you can and perhaps already knew?
我要吐了琼和查理
I think I'm gonna be sick. Joan and Charlie
是我们认识最接近美国权贵的人
were the closest thing we have to American royalty.
我差点就要买♥♥纪念牌了
I was this close to getting commemorative plates.
你们觉得她做了什么赶走了他
What do you guys think she did to drive him away?
你们有没有考虑过这可能是查理的错
Did you ever think that maybe it was Charlie's fault?
查理唯一的过错就是做了一款
Charlie's only fault was making a video game
让我坐着玩了无数小时的游戏
I sat and played for so many hours
最后导致我小脚趾坏死切掉了
I had to get my baby toe amputated.
-你真切了 -切了三分之二
- You did? - Two-thirds.
好啊大家聊上司的婚姻八卦
Hi. Everyone having a fun gossip sesh
聊得很开心嘛带我一个
about the boss's marriage? I want in.
大家别上当她可是老板
Guys, don't fall for it. She's the boss.
不要慌我知道我离婚的消息今天曝光了
Relax, I know the news of my divorce broke today
因为我让公♥关♥把这个消息放出同时配上
because I had my publicist plant it along with
我穿着性感骑马裤
a photo of me in hot riding pants
及查理穿着凉鞋参加费西乐队演唱会的照片
and Charlie in Tevas at a Phish concert.
里夫和我想出一个
So Leif and I have come up with
绝妙的主意能让各位都大吃一惊走吧
a fantastic idea that's gonna blow your minds. Let's go.
你还记得西蒙的订婚派对吗
You may recall Simon's engagement party,
佐伊在那试图一把火烧光
where Zoey tried to burn the place down.
着火的同时
Well, while that was going on,
里夫和我想出一个主意来
Leif and I came up with an idea
我们都认为会是革命性的
that we think is going to be pretty revolutionary.
我们命名为"睛鸣"
It's called The Chirp.
-睛鸣 -别那样
- The Chirp! - Don't do that.
睛鸣是一个带有高像素摄像头的蓝牙耳机
So, The Chirp is a Bluetooth earpiece with a high-res camera.
斯帕克波恩特睛鸣
使用人工智能和人脸识别技术
It uses AI and facial recognition technology
获取用户所见一切事物的信息
to gather information on everything the user sees.
它会搜索公共与私人数据库
It'll search public and personal databases,
过滤结果然后回鸣到你耳边
filter the results, and then chirp in your ear
你即时需要的准确信息
the exact thing you need to know in real time.
不会再忘掉你同事
No more forgetting the name
没有存在感的丈夫名字了
of your coworker's forgettable husband.
也不用在一起观察鸟类时好奇
Or wondering what brand of kale chips
你旁边的人吃的是
the man next to you is eating
什么牌子的甘蓝脆片了
when you're both out birdwatching together.
好了我们再考虑下应用场景示例
'Kay. We'll work on the examples.
听起来很棒
That sounds great.
你想让团队从哪开始着手
How would you like the team to take it from here?
我觉得目前
Well, I think Leif and I
里夫和我就够了
are just fine on our own for now,
不过我们之后需要什么会通知你的
but we'll let you know what we need in the future
在那之前别傻乎乎的赶紧去写代码吧
and until then, stop gawking and start coding.
快去工作
Get to work.
琼
Um, Joan?
我能和你说几句吗
Could I, um, just talk to you for a second?
我想具体聊聊这个"睛鸣"耳机
Um, I wanted to talk about The Chirp.
因为理论上讲我是
Since I am technically
里夫的上级你不想让我负责
Leif's...supervisor, you don't want me to...
不用不用操心
No, just sit tight.
我们正努力工作呢
We're working so closely on it,
我们应该再多研究一阵
I think we're just gonna cook it a little while longer.
需要的话我会通知你谢了
We'll let you know if we need you, thanks.
好吧
Okay.
里夫兄弟
Leif. Bro?
我现在超为你骄傲
I am so proud of you right now.
但你为什么不早告诉我
But...why didn't you tell me?
抱歉这算是须知原则
Sorry, it was all on a need-to-know basis.
上次我摸了三表妹的胸
The time I got to second base with my third cousin
那才是须知原则但我也告诉你了啊
was a need-to-know basis, but I told you about it.
我只是一直在忙着研究"睛鸣"耳机
I've just been really busy with The Chirp, okay?
不过我会弥补你的
But hey, I'll make it up to you
在庆祝拼字纪念日那天好吗
when we celebrate the Spell-iversary, right?
这还差不多
Now we're talking.
相信大家都知道拼字纪念日
Everybody, as you all know, Spell-iversary is--
是你们共同庆祝十一岁
The day you both celebrate winning
获得全国拼字大赛冠军的日子
the National Spelling Bee at age 11.
对啊你每年只告诉我们一次
Yeah, you only tell us about it every year.
真不好意思啊你个甲壳纲触角关节
Well, excuse us, you ischiocerite.
-甲壳什么玩意 -抱歉
- Ishy-occshu-what? - Sorry.
你要我告诉你词汇来源吗
You need a country of origin, bro?
还是要我用它造个句
Or you want me to use it in a sentence?
里夫我打赌这些类人猿
Hey, Leif, I bet these troglodytes
都撑不到第三回合对吧
wouldn't make it past round three, am I right?
有什么好词用来形容"被人晾到一边"啊
Hey, uh, what's a good word for "Hung out to dry"?
"被拒绝"
"Repudiated."
-里夫今天看起来超得意啊 -是啊
- Leif looked so smug today. - Yeah.
脸上挂着邪恶的笑容
With his evil little grin
还穿着考究的裤子
and his well-tailored pants.
他这么做显然是
He's clearly doing all of this
因为同行互评在报复我
to get back at me for the peer reviews
而我甚至都不是那个打击他的人
and I wasn't even the one who dinged him.
麦克斯你还好吗
Max, are you okay?
你看起来比平时更苍白
You look... paler than usual.
不我很好我其实
No, I'm fine. I'm actually--
我其实真的很开心
I'm actually really, uh, happy.
你看起来可不高兴
You don't look happy.
你看起来病恹恹的
You look ill.
一切都很好只是
Everything's okay, it's just--
BGM: If I Can't Have You
♪若我无法拥有你一切都毫无意义♪
♪ Everything means nothing if I can't have you ♪
♪我写的每一首歌♥都与你有关♪
♪ I can't write one song that's not about you ♪
♪酣畅饮酒你萦绕心头♪
♪ Can't drink without thinking about you ♪
♪现在表白是否太迟♪
♪ Is it too late to tell you that ♪
♪若我无法拥有你一切都毫无意义♪
♪ Everything means nothing if I can't have you ♪
糟了我真的给了你错觉
Oh, no, I did give you the wrong impression.
♪我很擅长与你保持距离♪
♪ Oh, I'm good at keeping my distance ♪
♪我知道自己在想念你♪
♪ I know that you're the feeling I'm missing ♪
♪你知道我不想承认这一切♪
♪ You know that I hate to admit it ♪
♪但若我无法拥有你一切都毫无意义♪
♪ But everything means nothing if I can't have you ♪
这歌♥阵势真大
This is a big number.
你一定感受很深
You must really be feeling this one.
♪我写的每一首歌♥都与你有关♪
♪ I can't write one song that's not about you ♪
♪酣畅饮酒你萦绕心头♪
♪ Can't drink without thinking about you ♪
♪现在表白是否太迟♪
♪ Is it too late to tell you that ♪
我们明明过得很愉快
We were having such a nice time.
♪若我无法拥有你一切都毫无意义♪
♪ Everything means nothing if I can't have you ♪
为什么你一定要对我唱歌♥呢
Why'd you have to go and sing to me?
你说你想生活里多一点麦克斯
You said you wanted more Max in your life.
♪我写的每一首歌♥都与你有关♪
♪ I can't write one song that's not about you ♪
我也希望如此
Well, I want that too!
♪酣畅饮酒你萦绕心头♪
♪ Can't drink without thinking about you ♪
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