同妻俱乐部（2015）

Grace and Frankie S03E02

Part 3 Sept. 18, 2020, 9:18 a.m.

Okay, thank you so much.
好吧多谢了
Lady, you're going too fast.
姐们儿你太快了
I almost walked out of my clogs. That's the idea.
我差点把我的木屐走掉了那就好了
We have a meeting with Highsmith. Oh, great.
我们约好了跟海史密斯见面好
Welcome to Partner'd. I am Tim, your mood engineer.
欢迎来到合伙人我是蒂姆情绪工程师
But no, we're all full up on chunky jewelry.
不我们的大首饰已经够多了
Speak for yourself.
那是你
No. These are for laser tag,
不这是玩激光战的
which we encourage you to enjoy while you're waiting.
我们建议你们等待时可以玩玩
I'll tell Highsmith you're here.
我会通知海史密斯你们来了
In the meantime, have a seat,
现在请坐
help yourself to room-temperature liquids.
自己拿点常温饮品喝
Well, maybe later. We drank in the car.
等会儿吧我们在车上喝过了
Stop it.
行了
Let's get on our phones so we fit in.
把手♥机♥掏出来别显得格格不入
I pride myself on not fitting in, but okay.
我就以格格不入为傲但好吧
So here's the plan.
计划是这样的
I'll talk first, and I'll keep talking, and you don't talk.
我先说然后我继续说你别说话
Bye, girl. Take care of our snow leopard.
再见姑娘照顾好我们的雪豹
That's Highsmith.
这位就是海史密斯
That's him.
他来了
Come on, Frankie.
快走弗兰琦
Just remember,
记住
under no circumstances do you bring up the condoms.
你绝对不可以提安全套的事
Got it. Unless it comes up organically,
知道了除非自然说到了
I do not bring up the condoms.
否则我不提安全套的事
This is an incubator. One baby at a time.
这里是孵化器一次孵一个宝宝
But when it's an incubator for chickens, they have a whole bunch!
但鸡的孵化器是一次孵一窝的
This is an incubator for human babies, one human baby.
这是人类宝宝的孵化器一个人类宝宝
And stop with the damn chickens.
别再说什么鸡的事了
Have a seat. Thank you.
请坐谢谢
Oh, God.
天呐
You guys okay there?
你们没事吧
I'm gonna say "No." We're fine, thank you.
有事没事谢谢
Does this bother you? It helps me think.
这会烦到你们吗有助于我思考
Not at all. It's a little annoying.
没有有点烦人
Great. Ready when you are.
很好准备好就开始
Well... as you may know,
你可能知道
baby boomers are one of the most
婴儿潮一代是
under-served consumer demographics.
需求最没得到满足的消费群体之一
I've heard that.
我听说过
And it's a demo made up of
而且这个群体中
by far more single women than single men.
单身女性远远超过单身男性
Makes sense. Makes sense.
有道理有道理
Single women in their 60s and 70s are the fastest-growing segment
六七十岁的单身女性是成年人中
of the adult population.
人口增长最快的
Really? Yes!
是吗是的
And while their bodies may have changed, their desire has not.
她们的身体虽然变了她们的欲望未减
We at Vybrant intend to make the very first vibrator
我们活力振动棒打算推出第一款
designed specifically for the 60-plus woman's body.
专为六十岁以上女性打造的振动棒
That is fucking dope! All right!
太赞了好吧
Is "dope" good? Yes, dope is fresh to death.
"赞"是好吗嗯就是很新鲜
You know what else is hella dope? Easy-open condoms.
知道还有什么特别赞吗易开安全套
Frankie.
弗兰琦
We call them "Let Her Rip."
我们称之为"尽情释放"
I love it. I love it all.
我喜欢我都喜欢
He loves it all!
他都喜欢
These are great ideas and you're both fantastic.
这些点子好棒你们都好棒
I see us getting stoned
我能想象我们嗑药
and watching The Muppets Take Manhattan together.
然后一起看《木偶出征百老汇》
I'd be down.
那个我乐意
And I want to bring you home and have you organize my closets.
我想带你回家让你给我整理衣橱
Well, I'm very good at that.
这个我是很擅长
But I can't help you.
但我不能帮你们
Why not? We don't make things here.
为什么我们不制♥造♥东西
We're disruptors. We disrupt markets. We break shit.
我们是扰乱者我们扰乱市场我们破坏东西
You break shit? How can you break shit without making shit?
你们破坏东西不制♥造♥东西怎么破坏东西
We break other people's shit. Like, taxis become Uber,
我们破坏其他人的东西比如出租车变成优步
or books become E-readers,
或是书变成电子书
or going to the dermatologist becomes Rashy.
或是去看皮肤科医生变成皮疹看看
That's our new rash-identification app.
那是我们的新皮疹诊断app
But we're that. That-- What is that word?
我们就是那个什么来着
Disruptors. Yes! That's what we are too.
扰乱者是的我们也是
Nobody's ever done this.
没人做过这样的事
We could revolutionize a whole market.
我们可以革新整个市场
And I believe it. It's just...
我相信只是
We're a tech company.
我们是科技公♥司♥
Not a making-things company.
不是制♥造♥公♥司♥
Sorry.
抱歉
We'll always have this, though.
这回忆会长存的
Grace, wait, wait, wait!
格蕾丝等等
Didn't I tell you not to bring up those freaking condoms?
我不是叫你别提那该死的安全套吗
What does it matter? They don't make anything here.
有什么关系他们这里什么都不制♥造♥
Why are you so mad at me?
你为什么这么生我的气
We had a vision and a plan for a vibrator!
我们为振动棒构想了未来制定了方案
And now it's all "Poke 'n' Pull" and "Let 'Em Rip"
现在变成了"捅立拉" "尽情释放"
and our vibrator has been kicked to the curb!
我们的振动棒被丢到一边了
Well, you may not need a vibrator anymore, but I still do.
你可能不需要振动棒了但我还需要
I do. I need one. No, you don't.
我需要的不你不需要了
You're too busy
你在忙着
burning through those fancy condoms with your boyfriend.
跟你的男朋友一个个用那些高档安全套呢
Who hates me, by the way.
他还讨厌我
No, Jacob doesn't hate you. Oh, he told me he does!
不雅各布才不讨厌你他自己说的
Ever since that day I got drunk and ruined your lunch.
自从那次我喝醉了毁了你们的午餐
Well, he is a little touchy about that.
那事的确挺让他生气
Well, now I'm a little touchy about this.
这事还挺让我生气呢
And now it's raining. Oh, great.
还下雨了这可好
Can I just...
我能...
Here. I must have lost the laser.
给激光笔我肯定是弄丢了
Isn't it in your--
是不是在...
You know, peeking in a woman's purse
告诉你偷瞄女人的包包
is akin to looking up her skirt, just FYI.
跟看裙底是一个性质
And is that stapler yours?
那个订书器是你的吗
It is not.
不是
Aren't you glad we stayed home this rainy day?
你难道不庆幸我们下雨天没出门吗
Well... Oh, come on, admit it.
这个嘛... 得了承认吧
It was killing you, having all these boxes everywhere.
这些盒子堆得到处都是让你难受死了
Look at you, you're in bubble-wrap heaven.
看看你你陷入泡泡纸天堂了
God, this is good.
天呐感觉好奇妙
Wait a second, I thought these were supposed to go into storage.
等等这个不是要放仓库的吗
Our CDs? We need them.
我们的CD吗我们需要那个
No, no, this is a smart house. It's all in a cloud.
不不这是智能住房♥ 都在云端了
What does that mean?
什么意思
I'm not exactly sure,
我也不确定
but I know it has something to do with this.
但好像跟这个有关
Some Pirates of Penzance, perhaps?
《潘赞斯的海盗》如何
How about Little Richard? Fine. Go into the study.
小理查德吧好去书房♥
Why? Did you toot? No! Just go.
为什么你放屁了吗没有快去
You are so bossy in our new house.
你在我们的新家好霸道
That's what you love about me. Go on.
你就喜欢我这点快去
Ready?
准备好了吗
Ready!
好了
There are zones! I can hear my music, but I can't hear yours!
有不同的分区我可以听到我的音乐听不到你的
I can hear my music, but I can't hear yours!
我听得到我的音乐但听不到你的
Bud?
巴德
Bud, is that you?
巴德是你吗
You're blind now?
你还瞎了吗
Fancy meeting you here.
真没想到会在这儿见到你
Where else would I be after it rains?
下了雨我还能去哪
I know this isn't a problem you can throw yarn at,
我知道这个问题不能丢毛线就解决