消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S06E06

Part 4 Oct. 3, 2020, 2:08 p.m.

You want me to kiss him?! Yeah, to make up... sure.
你想我亲亲它？来补偿... 好啊
Okay okay.
好吧好吧
Yeah yeah.
来吧来吧
Thank you.
谢谢你
Oh, and your husband... I was in the bathroom...
噢还有你丈夫... 我在洗手间...
You know, and he was washing and I went like this
他在洗手我比了个动作
'cause I had a scratch and...
因为我拉伸了手指...
That's bad. "cocksucker," come on.
那意思很不好 "吸大屌♥" 我的天啊
Misunderstanding.
都是误会
Yeah, misunderstanding.
误会
Okay. Sorry.
我很抱歉
You'll be at the play? "Grease"?
你们也会去看《油脂》？
...that she... Kind of joy. Hmm.
她... 挺享受的呃
It's not that. Of course, it's some sexual...
不是那样的是一种性方面...
But she's got a kind of way of looking at me
她看我的方式很特殊
that makes me feel warm. She does it for you, huh?
让我觉得很温暖她专门为你这么做是吧？
Oh my god. And listen, I saw a cappuccino machine.
噢我的天听着我看到一台咖啡机
I love this thing and I know you are too.
我觉得它很棒你也会喜欢的
You're not getting her a cappuccino machine, okay?
你不能送她咖啡机
Listen, dad. I set this massage up, okay? This woman gives like...
听着爸是我安排的这次按♥摩♥好么？她专门提供...
You know, happy- ending massages. She gives them to everybody.
这种特殊照顾的服务只要是她的顾客她都会提供
I don't know what you're talking about with this happy ending.
我不知道你说的特殊照顾是什么
I'm talking about this. all I know is, this girl, for goodness sake...
我说的就是这个我只知道这个女孩非常非常...
You know. Yeah. Oh.
就是你懂的噢
Oh...
噢...
No, that wasn't to you! It's a misunderstanding!
不我不是指你这是个误会！
Misunderstanding!
误会啊！
Oh, hey, Hal. It's Larry David calling.
嘿哈尔我是拉里大卫
Um, there was a little incident at the department store earlier today
呃今天早些时候我跟你妻子在商店里
with your wife. And she may have misinterpreted something I did,
发生了点误会她可能误解了我的所作所为
a gesture, you know, uh...
就是一个手势
Anyway, I just wanna talk to you about it and tell you what's going on.
我只是想告诉你到底怎么了
Um, call me... actually, call me on my cell phone.
呃你可以打我的... 打我的手♥机♥好了
I'm gonna be out. Um, okay.
我要出门了
Thanks, Hal.
谢谢了哈尔
Whoo, Keysha is sick as a dog.
噢凯莎病成狗了
What?! She's sick. She really feels bad.
什么？！她真的很不舒服
You're kidding. Nuh uh, I think...
你胡说吧并不
She's not gonna be in the play? No.
她不演戏了？不了
I think she might've caught that bug that Cheryl's got. Oh, man.
我想她可能被谢丽儿传染了噢天呐
So I'ma take her some juice and see if she can hold it down.
我去给她送点果汁看她喝完能不能不吐
All right.
好吧
Hello? Hi, it's Bill
你好么？嗨我是比尔
from Woodcrest Financial Services calling. I'm calling about the offer.
来自伍德科雷斯特金融服务机构你获得了这次工作机会
Uh, okay.
呃好吧
Bill, listen, do me a favor...
比尔听着帮我个忙吧...
Please stop calling, okay? I'm not interested.
别再打来了好么？我没兴趣
I've got an offer you are gonna love, though. This is a serious offer.
你会喜欢这份工作的我很严肃地通知你
You're a bit of a numbskull, aren't you? Nothing seems to register.
你是傻蛋吧？没人要搭理你
When you order a soda at a counter and you get the soda,
你在柜台点了一杯苏打拿到的时候
do you keep saying, "I'd like a soda, I'd like a soda,
你还会一直重复 "我要一杯苏打我要一杯苏打
I'd like a soda, I'd like a soda"?
我要一杯苏打我要一杯苏打"么？
Wait wait wait. You have any idea what we're talking about here?
等会儿您真的不知道我们在讲什么？
We're prepared to make you an offer.
我们准备给您一份工作
I just called Leon Black to offer him that job.
我刚刚通知里昂布莱克他被录用了
He just about told me to fuck myself. Hmm.
他叫我♥操♥翻自己呃
Yo yo! Hey, it's Hal,
嘿！嘿我是哈尔
just returning your call. What up, Al?
想给你回个电♥话♥ 怎么样哈尔？
What's going on, boy? Yeah, what's going down?
怎么了老铁？
Oh, nothing, uh, you, uh...
没事...
Are you calling to apologize? What?
你是打来道歉的么？啥？
The fuck you talking about, man? Look here, man.
你特么在说什么？听着
Your lady came on to me. I hit that ass and I moved on, dawg.
你的妻子想跟我嘿♥咻♥ 我来了一发然后就翻篇了
You wasn't in town, dawg. This shit is over, man.
你当时都不在城里呢这账就不算了
Oh, okay. Oh, I get it now.
我现在明白了
You're doing the black- guy character because I'm a black guy, right?
你在演黑人因为我也是黑人？
Black man doin' his thing, baby. Barack Obama, motherfucker.
我就是老黑本黑巴拉克奥巴马
Barack Obama, "I'm the president, I'm hitting that ass."
巴拉克奥巴马 "我是总统我要打炮"
Look, that's not cool, man, all right? Actually, it's kind of offensive.
听着这不太好事实上很冒犯人
Don't do it, okay?
别这样好么？
Black man's doin' his motherfucking thing in the world, baby.
老黑闯世界就是这么洒脱
You feel me? Actually, I said, "don't talk to me like that," okay?
懂么？我说别这样跟我说话好么？
It's offensive. I thought you were calling back
这很冒犯人我以为你打回来
to apologize about what you said to my wife!
是要为你对我妻子说的那些话道歉！
You have your wife back, man. I don't want the bitch no more.
你老婆已经回到你身边了我再也不要她了
I just said I hit it and I quit it, man.
我说我♥干♥了然后撤了
Can't believe you, man. I cannot fucking believe you!
真想不到真特么想不到你是这样的人！
I done moved on, dawg. Fuck you, Larry!
我向前看了蠢仔操♥你♥妈♥ 拉里！
Hey, Larry! Hey.
嘿拉里！嘿
Hey, you took my phone, man. What?!
嘿你拿了我的手♥机♥ 什么？！
You got my phone. I have your phone?
你拿了我的手♥机♥ 我拿了你的手♥机♥？
Yeah, our phones got all mixed up, man. You got my phone
是的我们的手♥机♥搞混了你拿了我的
and I got your phone. How do you know?
我拿了你的你怎么知道？
I'm trying to call my boos, man. Gonna use speed dial,
我想打给我女票用快速拨号♥
I'm getting all these old- ass people.
没想到都是一帮老人家
Hey, sorry. Anybody phone me?
嘿我很抱歉有人打给我么？
No, uh- uh.
没有
Anybody call me from Woodcrest Financial?
有伍德科雷斯特金融机构的电♥话♥么？
No. Hmm. Okay.
没有呃好吧
Anybody call me? No.
有人打给我么？没有
Guy named Hal call?
有没有一个叫哈尔的打来？
Nope. Okay.
没有好的
Give me my phone. Give me my phone.
把电♥话♥给我把电♥话♥给我
Mmm! Humph.
嗯！哼
I'll get that.
我去开门
Hi. Hey.
嗨嘿
I'm here for Larry. Come on in, man.
我来找拉里进来吧
Come all up in here.
进来吧
Hey, Larry! What's your name, man? Mike.
嘿拉里你叫什么名字？迈克
Hey, Larry, mike's down here for you.
嘿拉里迈克找你来了在楼下等你
I'll be right down. All right.
我马上下来好的
So how you meet, Larry? Uh...
你怎么认识拉里的？呃...
We met... I run an extermination company
我... 我经营一家灭虫机构
and I was working at Mr. Greene's house
我在客户格林先生家工作
and Larry was there.
拉里刚好也在那儿
That's... that's where I met him.
我就...这么遇见他的
You be killing them bugs, huh? yeah, bugs, rodents...
所以你是杀虫子咯？是的虫子老鼠...
All those... All that.
就那些
So, um, what you and Larry getting into tonight?
那你今晚要跟拉里去干嘛呢？
We're gonna see a production of "Grease"
我们要去看《油脂》
and then maybe get a bite to eat or something. mm hmm.
然后也许去吃点什么嗯哼
L.D., my man.
拉里大卫我的好朋友
Hey. Hey.
嘿嘿
How's it going? Great. How... how you doing?
你好么？很好你好么？
Good.
很好
You look nice. Oh, thanks.
你看起来真不错噢谢谢
So you... You found it okay?
来的路上还算顺利吧？
Yeah. Yeah yeah. I've been here before.
当然当然我以前来过这儿
One of your neighbors had an infestation.
你们有个邻居害虫灾
Good. I already kind of know the area...
挺好的我差不多了解这片区域了...
...a little. Yeah, it was easy, heh.
... 差不多吧挺简单的哈哈
Well, we should probably get going. Okay.
我们也该走了好的
Sounds good. Nice meeting you. All right, man.
听着不错很高兴认识你下次见朋友
Um, I... I'll be a little late.
呃... 我会晚点回来
Have a good time.
玩得开心点
Uh, excuse me.
呃借过一下
Oh, oh...
噢...
This is my masseuse, Lisa; my son Larry.
这是我的按♥摩♥师丽莎这是我的儿子大卫
Hello, hi. Nice to meet you, Mr. David.
你好很高兴认识你大卫先生
This is Mike the exterminator. That's my dad.
这是灭虫师迈克这是我爸