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Curb Your Enthusiasm S06E05

Part 3 Oct. 3, 2020, 2:08 p.m.

You!
你！
Get your stinky, nasty feet off my couch.
把你的又臭又脏的脚从我沙发上拿下来！
Who's there? Is that the goddamn neighbors with their fucking dog?
谁啊？是天杀的邻居和他们那傻♥逼♥狗子么？
No, dad, go to bed! Who's there?
不是的爸去睡觉！谁啊？
This is the shitstorm of my life. It's shit.
我的生活就是这样狂风暴雨的狗屎一坨屎
Yeah, it doesn't look that great.
是啊看着不怎么好
No, it isn't. Aren't you pretty?
是啊不好瞧把你美的
Don't you look nice? You're pretty.
你咋那么好看呢？你很漂亮
You're pretty. Very attractive.
你很漂亮非常吸引人
Tell 'em to stop playing the music. Shut up!
让他们把音乐关了闭嘴！
We have no way to get home tonight because...
我们今晚没有办法回家因为...
No, clearly he can't drive.
是他显然不能开车
I would offer you the upstairs room, but my dad is a fucking mess.
我本来会给你们住楼上房♥间但是我爸一团糟
Can we take the limo home?
我们能开加长轿车回家吗？
I'll bring it back tomorrow. I promise.
我明天会开回来我保证
You gotta bring it back, man.
你可得把它开回来
I don't need you to talk!
我不需要你说话！
Thank you. I'm sorry I couldn't invite you in for a snack.
谢谢抱歉我不能请你们进来吃点东西了
But you know what? There's nothing in the cupboard.
你们猜怎么着橱子里什么吃的都没有
I don't want that dog shitting in my yard! Daddy, so help me!
我不想让那条狗在我院子里拉屎！爸爸算我求你了！
This is gonna be so fun.
会很好玩的
I'm so looking forward to this concert.
我超期待这个演唱会
Oh, my gosh, you're wearing a suit.
哦天哪你在穿西装
This is like a real date.
就像个正式约会
Gonna go to dinner and go to a concert and hang out.
去吃完饭然后去演唱会然后再去玩
Oh my god. You know what I heard?
哦天哪你知道我听说什么了吗？
I heard that heather mills and paul mccartney
我听说海瑟米尔斯和保罗麦卡特尼
might be getting back together.
有可能要复合了
Oh, how exciting. Can you believe that?
哦真刺♥激♥ 你能相信么？
I'm a all atwitter. She might even be there tonight.
我激动得不行她今晚甚至可能在现场
Really? Yeah. See heather mills.
真的？是啊能看到海瑟米尔斯
You know, I gotta tell ya,
你知道我得跟你说
I'm thinking about this Ted danson thing. Yeah.
我在想特德丹森的事情然后呢
I don't think I wanna be buried next to this guy.
我不想埋在这人旁边
That's how I feel.
这就是我的感受
So I was thinking maybe...
所以我在想或许...
Maybe you'll switch plots with me, so you'll be between us.
或许你愿意跟我换个地方这样你就在我俩中间了
I don't care.
我无所谓
But you know that means that you'll be next to Susie.
但是你知道那就意味着你会在苏西隔壁
So you're gonna need her permission.
所以你需要她同意
I don't care what you do.
你怎样我无所谓
Oh, hey, that's them.
哦嘿他们来了
Oh, I'll get it.
哦我去开门
Paul McCartney, baby, yeah! Paul McCartney!
保罗麦卡特尼啊亲耶！保罗麦卡特尼
Hey, guys. Hey, you look great. Oh, look, a suit too.
嘿你们好嘿你看起来很棒哦瞧你也穿了西装
I know. Isn't that nice? Yeah, you do look good.
可不挺帅的不是？是啊你穿得也很好看
I love this outfit. You do?
我喜欢你这一身你喜欢？
Oh, yeah, it's great... the pink. I love this stuff.
哦是啊真好看粉红色... 我喜欢这个东西
Wow, glad you like it.
哇哦很高兴你喜欢
Really nice, yeah. It's a rock star thing.
真的好看真的摇滚明星范儿
Great combo. Yeah, looks terrific. Glad you like it.
搭配得非常好是啊看起来好极了很高兴你喜欢
You want some wine, cheese? I'd love some wine. That'd be great.
你们想不想来点葡萄酒和奶酪？我确实想喝点太好了
Where's the freak book?
畸形人的书呢？
Left it in the car. Oh, man, all right.
忘在车里了哦不是啊好吧
I'm sorry. It's all right.
我很抱歉没关系
How about a toast? To good friends, good friendship.
祝个酒如何？敬好朋友敬友谊
Nice, very nice, very nice. To friendship?
好非常好很好敬友谊？
You know, you weren't there last night.
你知道你昨天晚上不在
No, I heard. Ted danson,
不我听说了特德丹森
I have had it with this guy.
我受够这个人了
He's a little pompous lately, I notice. So full of himself.
他最近有些膨胀我发现特别自大
Let me just say this, okay? I don't wanna be buried next to this guy.
我怎么说吧好吗？我不想埋在这人旁边
I really don't. I've been thinking about it.
我真的不想我一直在想这件事
I was talking to Cheryl, and I asked Cheryl
我之前跟谢丽儿聊天我就问她
if she'd switch plots with me, and she agreed.
愿不愿意跟我换个地方她同意了
So now I'll be buried next to you. Next to me?
所以现在我就要埋在你旁边了在我旁边？
Yeah, next to you, so that's that.
是啊在你旁边就这样了
I don't really like that, lar. I don't like that.
我真的不喜欢这样拉儿我不喜欢
Why not? Because I liked it the way it was.
为什么不喜欢？因为我喜欢原来的安排
What's the big deal?
有什么大不了的？
Because, Larry, honestly, I don't wanna be next to you for eternity.
因为拉里说实话我不想永远埋在你身边
May I be so bold?
这么说是不是太直了？
Your best self emerges after you're dead.
人死了之后最好的一面才浮现出来
You don't know that for a fact. I do know. I came back.
你又不能确定这件事我确定我死而复生过
Guess what. Even your best self, I'm not interested for eternity.
你猜怎么着即使是最好的你我也没兴趣永远地埋在一起
I take back my toast.
我收回我的祝酒辞
Good friends? Fine, take back your toast.
好朋友？行收回你的祝酒辞把
I take back the toast, and I take back what I said about your outfit.
我收回祝酒辞也收回关于你衣服的评论
Well, you only said it 'cause you had this in mind
好啊就因为你想着这事儿才那么说的
to get me to switch plots. There's always an ulterior motive.
就为了让我换地方你说话总是别有用心
If you were married to me, I never would have let you out of the house with that.
如果你嫁给我我绝对不会让你穿着这身衣服出门
That's fine. I'm not married to you.
没关系我又没有嫁给你
And I'm not gonna be next to you forever and ever and ever.
而且我永远也不会待在你身边
I want some peace and quiet. Okay, fine.
我想要一点清净好吧行
How about this? I'll switch with Cheryl,
这样如何？我跟谢丽儿换
but then you switch with Jeff.
然后你跟杰夫换
I can't do that. I need to be on the end. That's true.
我不行我必须在边上确实是这样
I'm claustrophobic. I can't be anywhere but the end.
我幽闭恐惧我除了在边上哪儿都不行
He hyperventilates. He has to be on the end.
不然他就喘不上气他必须在边上
Yeah, it's not good. I'll tell you what's not good, okay?
是啊这么不好我来跟你说什么不好好吧？
The selfishness that's going on here.
你们的自私
No, I wanna be next to my goddamn husband for eternity, not Ted danson.
不我想永恒地埋在我该死的丈夫身边不是特德丹森旁边
That's the way we lay there. I made a vow to him, Larry.
我们就这么埋我对他许过誓言的拉里
OK. We're leaving this cemetery. We're getting another plot.
行吧我们搬离这片墓地我们去找别的墓地
No, we're not. No, we are not. Yes, we are! Yes, we are!
不不能我们不能能我们要搬！能我们要搬！
Nobody's switching? Is that what you're saying to me?
没人愿意换位子？你们是这个意思吗？
We should keep it the way it is.
我们应该保持现状
You're gonna keep it the way it is? Fine, fine. Enjoy your evening, okay?
你们要保持现状？行行祝你们晚上开心
What are you talking about? I'm going. I'm going.
你在说什么啊？我要走了我要走了
You don't wanna be buried next to me when you're dead,
你们死了之后不想埋在我身边
I can assume you don't wanna be next to me when you're alive.
我估计你们活着的时候也不想在我身边
I'll see you at the concert.
我们演唱会见
He's a drama queen. He's overreacting. I don't know.
他真是个戏精反应太夸张了我也不知道
Like a little girl. What was that? That was nothing.
跟个小姑娘一样这算什么啊？根本没什么嘛
Where's the car? Leon took it.
车呢？里昂开走了
He didn't ask me.
他没有问我
What are you doing? I'm taking the limo.
你这是干什么？我要开加长轿车
Limo? He's out of his mind.
加长车？他疯了
He's driving a limo?
他要开加长轿车？
Oh, fuck!
哦操！
Hello. Larry, hey, it's charlie, the limo driver.
你好拉里嘿是查理加长轿车司机
Hello, charlie. I'm sorry about last night.
你好查理昨晚的事我很抱歉
Yeah, boy oh boy, you should be.
是啊诶哟诶哟你应该感到抱歉
You shouldn't have had to go through that. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
不应该让你经历这一番折磨是啊挺糟糕的
I didn't mean to get that drunk. I just got out of hand.
我没打算喝那么醉我失控了
I did you a favor. I let you in the house. It was pretty awful.
我帮了你个忙我把你弄进屋了结果挺糟糕的
I'm so... I'm so... Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
我非常...我非常...哦天哪我非常抱歉
Guess what. I'm in the limo right now. Do you want me to return it?
猜怎么着我现在正开着车呢你要我把车送回来不？
Look, man, you gotta do me a huge favor.
听着哥们你得帮我一个大忙
I gotta pick somebody up in 30 minutes at the airport.
我三十分钟后要到机场接个人
He's this huge vip client, and I can't get there, man.
他是个超级 VIP 客户我肯定赶不到
They just called. You gotta go pick him up.
他们刚给我打电♥话♥ 你得去接他
What are you, kidding me? No, please, seriously.
你这是逗我呢吧？不求你了真的
I'm not gonna go pick somebody up at the airport.
我才不去机场接人呢
If I don't get this, I lose my job, man.
如果我不接这一单我工作就丢了哥们
And my wife is gonna lose her health care.
我老婆就没有医保了
We're gonna lose everything, man. The house goes too.
我们就什么都没有了哥们房♥子也没了
I can't pick somebody up at the airport.
我不能去机场接人
Are you insane? Larry, do me a favor. Come on, man.
你疯了吗？拉里帮我个忙拜托了哥们
Oh, jesus. Please, Larry,
哦天哪拜托了拉里