消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S06E05

Part 2 Oct. 3, 2020, 2:08 p.m.

Bullshit. He said he'd rather I wouldn't talk to you,
放屁他说他希望我不要来跟你说
that's what he said, but...
他就说了这个但是...
Can't take the bow tie off? No.
不能把领结摘了？不能
That's your final answer? That's my final answer.
这是你的最终答案？这是我的最终答案
Final answer? Yeah, no deal.
最终答案？是啊不成
Pfft! Whatever you want, you know?
切不能你想怎样就怎样吧？
Come on, Larry, please. Okay, all right.
行了拉里拜托了好吧行吧
I feel like a jerk 'cause I kind of promised him.
我感觉像个混♥蛋♥ 因为我跟他保证了
Well, too bad. Go back and say you failed.
那可太糟糕了去跟他说你失败了
Okay, I will. One more thing:
好我会的还有一个事
I got a driver out there.
我外面有个司机
I was wondering if I could bring him in the house.
我在想我能不能让他进屋来
He's sitting out there. He'll be out there for three hours.
他在外面坐着他要在那儿待三个小时
Do you mind if I bring him in?
你介意我把他带进来吗？
Why don't we just send some coffee out to him?
我们给他送点咖啡出去不行吗？
Send coffee out to him? Come on, what is that?
给他送咖啡出去？拜托这算什么？
Let me bring him in. He'll sit in a corner. He won't bother anybody.
让我把他带进来吧他就在角落里坐着不会烦任何人的
It's his job to sit in the car and wait while you have fun.
他的工作就是坐在车里等你在里面玩
I know it's his job, but listen, I used to drive.
我知道这是他的工作但是听着我以前也开过车
I know how it feels to sit in a car for three hours
我知道在车里坐三个小时的感受
and do nothing and freeze and not be able to put the radio on
什么都不做就静止呆着也不能听广播
or the lights. You can't read. There's nothing you can do.
也不能开灯也不能读书看报什么都不能做
You drove limos? Yeah, I did drive limos.
你开过加长轿车？对我开过加长轿车
Really? Yeah.
真的？是啊
Did you wear a little bow tie? No, I did not.
你打小领结了吗？没我没有打
The woman was blind and couldn't see.
女乘客是个盲人看不见
Really? Yeah.
真的？是啊
I didn't even wear the uniform.
我甚至连制♥服♥都没有穿
Really? Yeah, she couldn't see a thing.
真的？是啊她什么都看不见
The car was filthy, but anyway, that's another story.
车也是脏的但不管怎么说那是另外的故事了
Bring him in. I don't care. Put him in the back.
把他带进来吧我不管了让他在后面厨房♥什么的地方待着
Really? Thank you, thank you. Yeah. You're welcome.
真的？谢谢你谢谢你不客气
You happy now? I'm happy.
你满意了？我满意了
Still no on the... No.
那领结的事...？不行
All right, I'm gonna go get him. Thanks, man. Okay.
好的我这就去找他谢谢哥们好嘞
Who's this from again? Barney and ellen.
这是谁送的来着？巴尼和艾伦
Oh, look at that.
哦瞧啊
Thank you! Thank you so much. It's nice.
谢谢太感谢了真好
Who this? Doesn't have a name? Nancy and george.
这是谁的？上面没有名字吗？南希和乔治
You excited about tomorrow night?
明晚出去你激动不？
What's tomorrow night? The mccartney concert.
明晚什么活动来着？麦卡特尼的演唱会啊
Oh, yeah, right. How often do you go to concerts?
哦是啊对哦你多久去一次演唱会啊？
You know what? I am excited. Yeah, I am too.
你知道么？我超兴奋是啊我也是
We'll go out to dinner. It'll be fun. Yeah, it'll be fun.
我们出去吃晚饭会很好玩的是啊会很好玩的
This is great. These do a lot of good. Yeah.
这个太好了做了很多好事是啊
Have you seen this, everybody?
看到这个了吗大家？
发起的慈善机构的Product Red于2006年与摩托罗拉合作推出的手♥机♥
波诺的慈善手♥机♥(the Bono phone)：U2乐队主唱波诺
Oh, the bono phone. Oh, that's great.
哦波诺的慈善手♥机♥ 哦太好了
Gives money to aids in africa. Oh, that's so great.
为非洲艾滋病捐款哦太棒了
That doesn't affect heterosexuals, right?
艾滋病不传染异性恋对吧？
What are you doing? The guy's impossible.
你说什么呢？这人简直了
Thank you so much. It's not funny.
非常感谢这不好笑
It's a joke, people. It's a joke, come on.
是个玩笑大家只是开玩笑拜托
Okay. I'm not sure.
好的我不确定谁送的
What is that? Oh, that's mine. Hey!
是什么？哦那是我送的！嘿！
This is the one you told me about? That's it, yeah.
这就是你跟我说的那个？就是它是的
"Mondo..." "Mondo freaks."
《大观......》《畸形大观》
"Mondo freaks."
《畸形大观》
Leaf through it.
翻翻看
Huh? Are you loving that?
哈？喜欢吧？
Well, thank you, Larry. Thank you very much.
谢谢你拉里非常感谢
You're welcome. It's a great coffee-table book.
不客气这书非常适合放在咖啡桌上
Oh, yeah, wait.
哦对等一下
I wanna just show it to Jeff, okay?
我想给杰夫看一下好吗？
Yeah, thanks.
好嘞谢谢
All right, what have we got next here?
好的接下来这是谁送的？
I'll be right back.
我马上回来
Okay...
好的...
It's pete peterson. All right, what have we got here?
这是彼得彼得森好的这是什么呢？
That's unbelievable.
难以置信
What do we got here?
这是什么呢？
His head tilted!
他的头是歪的！
Oh!
哦！
You all right, buddy?
你还好吧伙计？
Happy birthday, becker.
生日快乐贝克
Oh, jesus.
哦天哪
I'm sorry about that. Who is he?
很抱歉他是谁啊？
Does anyone know?
有人认识吗？
I think that's my driver. That's your driver?
我觉得那是我的司机那是你的司机？
This is the guy you brought into my house?
这就是你带进我家里的人？
I'm sorry, man. You're sorry? That guy's plastered.
我很抱歉哥们你很抱歉？那人醉成狗了
It was an accident. He didn't do it on purpose. Get off me!
是个意外他不是故意的手从我身上拿开！
God, get...
天哪出...
Get out of here, you stupid creep!
出去你这个死变♥态♥！
What happened?
怎么了？
That guy, the drunk guy, just groped me. He what?
那个人那个醉鬼他非礼我他什么？
He just... ooh! Put his hands all over me.
他...哦！手在我身上到处摸
I don't believe him. That son of a...
我简直不能信那个王八...
You know something? You're out of here. Go on.
那啥你给我出去走
What? Go on, get out of here, Larry.
什么？走出去拉里
What? Get the hell out of my house, will you?
什么？从我的房♥子里滚出去好吗？
What? It was an accident. Take your freaky friend
什么？这只是个意外带着你的畸形朋友
and your freak book and get the hell out. What?
和你畸形的书给我出去什么？
He gropes my wife, and he breaks... I can't believe this!
他非礼我太太他还打碎了... 我简直不能相信！
Fine, fine, I'm leaving! Go on.
好好我这就走！走
Fine. Happy birthday. Come on, Cheryl.
好吧生日快乐走吧谢丽儿
I'm sorry. Oh Cheryl, it's not your fault.
我很抱歉哦谢丽儿不是你的错
Happy birthday.
生日快乐
That was a bullshit party. Yeah.
真是个狗屎派对是啊
Let's get out of here. Get in.
我们走吧上车
No, you're not driving. I'm totally fine.
不你不能开车我完全没事
Are you crazy? You're not driving. I'm not that drunk.
你疯了吧？你不能开车我没有那么醉
What are you doing? Hey, I know.
你在干什么？嘿我知道
I'm just joking around. But seriously,
我就是开开玩笑但是说真的
you two, get in. I'm driving.
你们俩上车我来开
No, you're not. You can't drive. You're drunk.
不你不能开你喝醉了
You are not gonna drive us home. Nobody in their right mind
你不能开车送我们回家正常人都不会
would get in a car with you right now. Come on, get in the car.
上你的开的车的来吧上车
You'll stay right over here. Okay okay okay.
你待在这儿好好好
Don't forget me, bud.
别忘了我兄弟
Do you know how to drive a limo? I don't know.
你知道怎么开加长轿车吗？我不知道
Hey, charlie. Stay out of the glove compartment.
嘿查理别动手套匣
Charlie. Stay out of the glove compartment.
查理别动手套匣
Get...
上...
Come on, charlie. Come on, get up.
来吧查理来起来
No kidding? Let's go.
不是在开玩笑吧？走
Oh, man.
哦不是吧
Oh, my goodness.
哦天哪
There she is.
这就是我家
Come on, step, step, come on.
走台阶台阶走
Honey, honey...!
亲爱的亲爱的...！
Nobody's home. Stay out. Come on, baby.
没人在家待在外面拜托了宝贝
No, not again. God damn you!
不又喝醉你这混♥蛋♥
Huh-uh, huh-uh. Who are you?
别进来你们是谁？
Get off! Get off!
下来！下来！
Don't you dare get on that couch. Hey, what are you doing?
你不准睡沙发！嘿你们这是干啥？
Huh? You party with this fuckface?
哈？跟这个操蛋的货喝酒？
No, we weren't partying.
不我们没有一起喝酒
No, he was driving us.
不是的他是我们的司机
And he had too much to drink, so we thought...
他喝多了所以我们就...