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Curb Your Enthusiasm S06E03

Part 3 Oct. 3, 2020, 2:08 p.m.

Whoa. There you go.
哇哦拿去吧
What's that? It's $50.
这是啥？五十美元啊
Uh... you know...
呃...你知道...
You don't want it?
你不想要？
No, I want money, but... Take it.
不我想要钱但是... 那就拿着啊
It's a good 50!
真的五十美元！
You don't want it?
你不想要吗？
No, I just don't know where you dragged that thing out of.
不是我只是搞不懂你从哪儿扒拉出来这钱的
I mean, you know, that's...
我的意思是你知道这个...
I... I think... do you have any other money, or...
我说啊你有其他的现金吗或者...
Fine.
行
Change...
零钱...
I got, uh...
我有呃...
$45.90.
45.90美元
$45.90? Yeah.
45.90美元？对
Or...
或者...
I can give you the 50.
我可以给你50美元
No.
算了
I'll take the $45.90.
我还是要45.90美元吧
Thank you.
谢谢
Okay.
好叻
I'm gonna get these.
我就买♥♥这个了
All right. Those are 35.
好的一共35刀
Okay.
好
No.
不行
Hey, Funkhouser.
嘿冯克豪瑟
Call me back. No one's taking this 50. I can't get rid of it.
收到回电没人要那50美元我用不出去
I'll be home in an hour.
我一个小时后到家
... As you know, my wife and I
你也知道我和我老婆
Took in a homeless family who were victims of hurricane edna.
收留了因为埃德娜飓风无家可归的一家人
And... and I was so anxious to bring 'em the ice cream back
然后...我太着急要把冰淇淋带回去给他们
That perhaps I was a little too impatient in the store with you.
所以我才会在门店里对你有一点过于不耐心
And I... I‘m...
我...
Completely apologize. I'm so sorry, but...
我真诚地道歉我错了但是...
I was just thinking about those kids... Right.
我是在想着那些孩子啊... 嗯
...waiting for that ice cream that they haven't had in months.
...他们在家等着呢都几个月没吃上冰淇凌了
And when I got home, finally, they said,
等我终于到家了他们说
"Oh, daddy, what took"... you know they call me daddy. Oh, really?
"哦爹地你为啥..." 他们叫我爹地你知道吗哦是吗
Yeah, it's really sweet. That's nice. That's very nice.
是的太贴心了挺好挺好的
I really love being called daddy.
我真喜欢被叫做爹地
I don't particularly like children,
虽然我其实不太喜欢小孩
That's why I don't really have any. UhHuh.
所以我自己没有养啊哈
But I like being called daddy. Yes yes. I can see.
但我喜欢被叫爹地嗯嗯我看出来了
It... I‘ve never felt anything like that before in my life.
就...我这辈子从来没有过那种感觉
"Daddy, daddy! You got the ice cream!"
"爹地爹地！你买♥♥冰淇凌了！"
UhHuh. "What took so long, daddy?"
啊哈 "怎么去这么久啊爹地？"
And I said, "well, you know,
我说 "嗯你们知道吗
I had a little incident at the ice cream store.
我在冰淇淋店遇到点情况"
But anyway, I‘d love for you to have these flowers
总之我希望你收下这束花
And accept my heartfelt and humble apology.
接受我真诚而谦卑的道歉
Apology accepted.
我接受你道歉了
Mmm! Thank you so much.
嗯谢谢你
Oh, they smell wonderful. Aren't they beautiful?
嗯这花真香是不是很漂亮？
Well, you know, it's just such a rare thing for someone to come in
嗯你知道你能这样做是很难得的
And just admit right off the top,
走进门来直接承认
I was at fault. It was me, I was rude.
我错了是我的原因我太粗鲁了
I was obnoxious, I‘m not such a great person.
我很讨厌我不是个好人
It's just really refreshing. It's really rare.
听着太舒服了这很少见的
Saying all that, I am a pretty good person.
虽然这么说但我还算是个好人
I did take in a homeless family. Yes.
我收留了流浪家庭呢是
Excuse me one moment. Kelly!
你等我一下凯莉！
Could you come in for a sec?
你能进来一下吗？
Anyway... Well, hold on.
总之... 嗯等下
We're gonna need a vase for this.
我们可能需要一个花瓶装这个
Ooh, ooh! Fabric samples! Fabric samples.
哦哦！布料样品！是布料样品
Fabric samples. They're so beautiful.
布料样品太漂亮了
Mmm. What are you doing with the fabrics?
嗯你要这布料干嘛
Oh, I‘m gonna redo this couch. Oh.
哦我打算给这沙发换个皮哦
Is this the one I chose?
我选的是这个吗？
Uh, no, actually. Wasn't that the one that you wanted?
呃其实不是你不是想要那种的吗？
Oh, yes, but now I want this.
哦对但我现在想要这种的了
Yeah, she... she doesn't know what to do.
嗯她...她不知道该怎么办了
No, I don't. Yeah, you really liked the red tones.
是啊好难你很喜欢这种红色的色调
I know. I know, I did.
我记得我是很喜欢
I like the one you chose. The one I chose...
我喜欢你之前选的那种我之前选的...
I'll... Yeah, I will see you tomorrow then, I guess.
我... 嗯那就明天见咯
I'll see you tomorrow for our interview. Yeah, that's right.
对明天面试见是的是的
Oh, god, see, there's this kind of turquoise color in here.
哦天哪你看这种有点蓝绿色的
It's just... They're all nice.
真是... 都很好看
They're lovely. Yes, they are.
都很漂亮是啊
They are all nice, that's the problem.
都很漂亮问题就在这儿
Yeah, that's what you need to do, you need to pick one, see?
这就该你选择了你需要挑一个知道吗？
If only it were that simple.
要是有那么简单就好了
Yeah. It is that simple, really. Yeah, but see the blue?
其实就是那么简单我知道但你看这个蓝色
You want them all, you can't have them all.
鱼和熊掌不可兼得
I want them all. You got to kinda take one.
我就想兼得你得选一个呀
I'll see you tomorrow. All right, okay.
明天见嗯嗯好的
Oh, god, what do I do? Take it, pick it out.
哦天哪我怎么办？选啊抽出来
You still want me to take this one.
你还是想让我选这个
I'm home!
我到家了！
One for you and one for you.
一个给你的一个给你的
What? L.D., this is nice.
诶？拉里你太贴心了吧
My two favorite girls. Come on, give it up.
我最喜欢的两个女孩来亲一个
Aw!
噢~
So it went well? I broke it down...
怎样？顺利吗？我之前搞砸了...
And I rectified. You rectified?
我现在负荆请罪了你请了吗？
See this hand? UhHuh.
看到这只手了吗啊哈
That's where she just had some lunch.
她现在跑不出这个掌心了
That's what I‘m talking about. So the application is okay
那就太好了所以申请没问题了
And everything's back on track? It's so on track.
一切程序都回到正轨了？正得不行
So on track. You couldn't shake that train off.
正得不行你跑辆火车都摇不下来
The kids are gonna appreciate that. Larry.
孩子们会感激的拉里
These are real nice, L.D.
这太棒了拉里
That is so sweet. Thank you.
这花真贴心谢谢
I'm gonna put these in some water. Okay.
我拿去放水里好的
All right.
好叻
Put 'em in... put 'em in something
放...放到某个地方
And then, you know. What are you doing?
然后你懂的你干嘛呢？
Come on upstairs. Go upstairs?
上楼去上楼？
Come on. Let me put it in some water.
来嘛让我把花放水里
Yeah, that can wait just one second.
没事那个可以等
Hey!
嘿！
Why did you leave that stupid message on my answering machine?
你为啥给我答录机留那么个傻叉语♥音♥？
What? I don't want to hear about the money anymore.
啥？我不想再听到关于钱的事了
No one will take this money. I couldn't give it to a bum.
没人收这个钱给流浪汉都不要
Listen to me. I don't care about the money.
听我说我不关心这钱的事
Someone stole flowers
有人偷了我放的花
That were marking the spot where my mother was hit in her wheelchair.
那些花是标注我母亲坐轮椅被车撞的地方
Really? Yes.
被偷了吗？是的
I'm not a violent person. But if I find this guy,
我不是一个暴♥力♥的人但要是我找到这个人
I don't know what I‘m gonna do to him.
我不知道我会对他做些什么
Hmm. I can't believe that a human being would do that.
嗯哼我不敢相信一个人可以做出这种事来
How would you even know the flowers are missing?
你又是怎么知道花少了的呢？
I keep track of it. I drive by there 10 times a day.
我计数了的我每天从那儿开车要经过十次
Okay, you know what? You should go home now.
行吧你猜啥？你该回家了
Don't worry about the 50. I don't even care about it anymore.
不用操心那50刀了我已经不在意了
You know...
你知道...
What is that I smell?
我闻到什么了？
What? There's no smell. What do you mean?
啥？你没闻到你说啥呢？
That's a white lily.
白色百合花