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Curb Your Enthusiasm S08E05

Part 5 Oct. 3, 2020, 1:56 p.m.

No. Why... Why would I bring a hose? Are you hungry?
没有为什么我为什么要带水管？你饿了吗？
Are you hungry? Oh, I think he's saying he wants some pizza.
你饿了吗？哦我想他在说他想吃点披萨
Pizza. Who has pizza at sitting... A Shiva?
披萨谁会在追思会吃披萨？
No, wait a minute. You should have some pizza here.
不等一下你这儿应该准备披萨
What do you mean you went on a helicopter ride?
什么意思你坐直升飞机？
Why would you tell us now about your helicopter ride?
你为什么要现在跟我们说你坐直升飞机的事？
That is ridiculous. What's it like up there? You couldn't breath?
这太荒谬了天上什么感觉？你不能呼吸了？
Huh? Wait. Hold on a second here.
哈？等等等一下
What you need is Oscar's bowl on display.
你需要把奥斯卡的碗拿出来
People would like to see that. Oh, okay.
人们会想要看一下的哦好的
Let's go in the garage. Yeah, Oscar's bowl.
我们去车♥库♥ 是啊奥斯卡的碗
Larry, show him where the food is. Huh? Okay.
拉里带他去吃点东西哈？好的
You what?
你什么？
What are you gonna do? Are you gonna tell on me?
你要做什么？你要告发我吗？
Is that what you're gonna do?
这就是你要做的事吗？
Oh, I see. So let me get this straight.
哦我知道了让我弄清楚
You're going to tattle, is that it?
你要去泄密是吗？
Well, you know what? Let me tell you something, Vance.
你知道么我跟你说点儿事儿万斯
There's a lot of bad karma attached to tattling. Are you aware of that?
告密伤人品你知道么？
I wonder what your spiritual advisor would say about that.
不知道你的精神导师会说什么
Huh? Leave him out of that?
哈？这事儿跟他没关系？
Yeah? No, I don't want to leave him out of it,
是么？不我觉得跟他有关系
because nobody likes a tattletale.
因为没人喜欢告密的人
Nobody. So go ahead and squeal
没人喜欢所以你就去嚷嚷吧
and you'll rot in hell. Okay?
然后你就会烂在地狱里好吗？
So what's it gonna be?
所以怎么说？
You won't say anything? Yeah, that's what I thought.
你什么都不会说？对我也是这么想的
There he is.
他来了
You keep saying goodbye.
你一直告别
Hey. I thought you were going to New York.
嘿我以为你去纽约了
I thought you were on your way. Yeah, I was supposed to
我以为你已经在路上了是啊我应该去了
and then the trip got delayed again.
然后出行又被延误了
I'm not surprised. I ran into Vance and he told me.
我不觉得惊讶我遇到万斯他告诉我了
Boy, for a guy that can't talk, he has a pretty big mouth, doesn't he?
天哪作为一个不能说话的人他嘴巴可真大是吧
Yeah, well, he just mentioned you were still here.
是啊就他只是提到了你还在这儿
Oh, did he? Yeah? Listen, if you're in town now,
哦他说了是吗？听着既然你现在在城里
please do the event, 'cause it just got moved up to Friday.
拜托来参加活动因为刚刚提前到周五了
It's Friday? It's this Friday.
周五？就这个周五
Aw, shit. It's frid...
嗷糟糕是周五
I wish I could. I wish I could,
我真希望能去我希望能去
I'm actually going back tomorrow.
我明天就得回去
You're going back to New York? Yeah.
你要回去纽约了？是啊
For how long? Two, three months.
去多久啊？两三个月吧
A lot of it depends on Jerry's schedule, which is crazy.
很多事情都要看杰瑞的日程他特别忙
And by the way, don't... Like I told you earlier,
顺便别...我之前跟你说过
don't... Don't mention this to anybody.
别别跟人提这件事
You know what? Your business is your business.
知道么你的事是你的事
Look, where are you staying? In New York?
那你住在哪儿？你说纽约吗？
Where are you gonna stay in New York? Yeah. Yeah, aaa hotel,
你在纽约住在哪儿？是啊住酒酒酒店
the hotel... Krendle. Better. Better. Better.
酒店克伦道酒店那就好那就好那就好
You know Renny Harlin? Director? Oh sure, the director.
你认识伦尼哈林吗？导演？哦当然了导演
Used to be married to Geena Davis. Yeah.
以前跟吉娜戴维斯是两口子对
I was originally gonna spend this next couple of months
我未来两个月本来要
in New York doing this off-Broadway thing,
在纽约做一个外百老汇项目的
but then I got "Pandemonium. " We're shooting it right across the street.
但是我后来拿到了《乌烟瘴气》我们就在路对面拍摄
Right across the street, yeah. Yeah, it's based on the Hudson brothers' movie.
就在路对面是啊是改编于哈德逊兄弟故事的电影
Right. But Renny said... Look,
这样啊但是伦尼说瞧
if you need a place in New York, it's on 66th and Broadway.
如果你在纽约需要住处它在第66街和百老汇大道路口
Beautiful place. Why don't I just let you have the place?
房♥子非常漂亮要不我让给你去住吧？
He offered it to me. I had to say no.
他让我去住我只能拒绝
Well, he would just wanna give me his apartment?
那他就直接把公♥寓♥给我住？
It's sitting empty. He's gonna be in Malta for the next six months.
反正房♥子空着他未来六个月要去马耳他
But why would he offer it to me? I don't feel right about that.
但你为什么要让给我？这样我感觉不舒服
You need a place to stay, Larry, and you are going to New York, aren't you?
你需要一个住处拉里你要去纽约对吗？
Okay, so if you're going tomorrow,
好吧所以如果你明天就去
if I came back here next week
如果我下周回来
and there's somebody that looks like you sitting in that chair,
有一个长得像你的人坐在这把椅子里
it's not you. I'm not gonna be in this chair, no.
肯定不是你我不会坐在这把椅子上的不会
No no. If I drive by your house, I'm not gonna see you out there.
不会不会如果我开车经过你家我也不会看到你在外面
I won't see you on the front lawn. No, you won't see me. No.
我不会看到你在草坪上不你不会见到我的不会
I'm gonna give Renny a shout right now, set you up. Okay. Okay.
我现在就来跟伦尼说帮你安排一下好的好的
'Cause you are going to New York. I'm going tomorrow.
因为你要去纽约的我明天就去
Three months, right? Okay, I'll tell him three months minimum.
三个月对吗？好的我会跟他说最少三个月
He's gonna be happy to help you out. Good to see you, Larry.
他会很高兴能帮到你的见到你很高兴拉里
I know. It was yummy, wasn't it?
我知道真好吃是吧？
No, the food here is incredible.
不是这儿的食物真的好吃
Hey, Vance, what did you think of dinner?
嘿万斯你觉得晚餐怎样？
Yeah, I... I don't know what you're saying. Yeah.
是啊我我不知道你在说什么是啊
I have no idea. Do you know what? This is gonna be
完全不懂知道吗？这将是
the last time we see him. Three months, we're gonna be in New York.
我们最后一次见到他我们要去纽约三个月
I'm gonna miss you so much. Hello.
我会非常想你的你好
Hey, what are you doing?
嘿你在干什么？
Just had dinner with Susie and Vance.
刚刚跟苏西和万斯吃了晚饭
Where are you? Divino's, but we're gonna go someplace else for dessert.
你在哪儿？迪威诺餐厅但我们要去别得地方吃甜点了
Oh, I'm two minutes away. Wait there. I'll join you.
哦我就离你们两分钟等一下我来跟你们一块儿
I have something to tell you. You're not gonna believe what's happened.
我有事情跟你说你不会相信发生了什么
Great great great, I'll see you in a couple of minutes.
好好好几分钟之后见
All right, see you soon. Bye.
好的马上见再见
What? He's coming over here? Larry's coming over.
什么？他要到这儿来？拉里要过来
Okay, you gonna come with us?
好吧你要跟我们一起吗？
All right.
好吧
All right, we'll text, we'll email. Take care, Vance.
好吧我们短♥信♥联♥系♥ 我们邮件联♥系♥ 保重万斯
Can't call him. We can't call him.
不能给他打电♥话♥ 我们不能给他打电♥话♥
I understood that. He said bye.
我看懂了他说了再见
The red Volvo?
红色沃尔沃？
Again.
又来
Jesus.
天哪
What an asshole.
真是个混♥蛋♥
What do you think? Hey, Lar. I don't know. What do you think?
你怎么看？嘿拉儿我不知道你想吃什么？
I don't know. I was thinking Pinkberry. You wanna go to Pinkberry?
我不知道我想吃粉红莓你想去吃粉红莓吗？
You know what? I've never had Pinkberry.
知道吗？我从来没吃过粉红莓
Oh man, you've got to get out more.
哦哥们你得多出门
Jeff loves it, don't you? Not as much as I used to.
杰夫特别爱吃是吧？不像以前那么爱吃了
Really? Yeah, I...
真的吗？是啊我
Hey, Larry!
嘿拉里！
I got your little note.
我收到你的小纸条了
Vance? Talking?
万斯？说话了？
Hey, Susie, guess what?
嘿苏西你猜怎么着？
Larry ate Oscar's Pinkberry!
拉里吃了奥斯卡的粉红莓！
And Jeff was driving!
杰夫就在旁边开车！
Asshole!
混♥蛋♥
Oh boy, am I so glad
哦天哪我真庆幸
we're going to New York for three months and not gonna see your face!
我们要去纽约三个月不用看到你的脸了！
Mmm...
这个嘛...