加州靡情（2007）
Californication S06E06
Part 4
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:57 a.m.
Is that sanitary?
你喝那个卫生吗
What are you so scared of, pumpkin?
你在怕什么啊 小可爱
It's just...
就是
so unnatural, this...flying.
这次航行 太不自然了
What's the worst that could happen?
最坏又能怎么样呢
Huh? We end up fucking crumbs in a jar, huh?
坠机不过头点地 是吧
Pbbbt! Big fucking deal.
操 那有什么的
All just dust in the wind, you silly twat.
不就是尘归尘 土归土吗 小蠢蛋
You remind me of my ex-wife.
你很像我的前妻
You still love her?
你还爱她吗
Moments like these, when I'm... staring death in the face,
像这样 面对死亡的时候
I realize I have a lot of unresolved feelings for her.
我才知道我对她 还有旧情
Yeah, she is the mother of my child.
是的 毕竟她是我孩子的母亲
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
我很遗憾
Well, I feel that my life has deteriorated
我觉得自从我们离婚
ever since we broke up.
我的生活就堕落了
But I've had some solid sexual experiences.
但是我确实享受了很棒的高♥潮♥
Right.
是吗
I've made some serious deposits in the wank bank.
我在撸管这一领域投入了很多精血
That's brilliant.
你太可爱了
I'm... still in love with her.
我...还爱着她
Come here.
过来这里
Come here, little boy.
过来这里 乖
It's all right.
没事的
It's all right. I've been there.
会没事的 我也经历过
That's nice.
你真好
Yeah, it's nice.
是啊 我很棒的
There he is.
摸到了呢
There's your little winky.
这就是你的小香肠呀
Come on, now, Wee Willy.
来吧 来吧 小帅哥
Stand up and shout for Trudy.
为特鲁迪傲然挺立吧
Let Trudy tug all your troubles away.
让特鲁迪捋走你所有的烦恼
There you go-o-o-o.
就是这样哦哦哦
Oh, you're a speedy one, ain't you?
你挺迅速的嘛 是不是
Good for you.
真不错
You got yours.
爽到了吧
Rest up, pumpkin.
歇一会吧 小可爱
I might ask you to put it in me bum later.
不如一会来我后门走一遭吧
It's too small for the front
插前面有点小
but jussst right for the back.
插菊花就刚刚好
Tony was way too big for that sort of buggering.
托尼的老二太大了 后入有困难
Come on.
来吧
Why?
为什么啊
That's what's missing in my life, you know?
我生活中缺少的就是这些 你懂吗
Romance and longing.
浪漫和渴望
What about Mr. Fetch?
那费治先生呢
You can't long for a cartoon character.
总不能对着卡♥通♥角色意淫吧
Oh. I mean, don't get me wrong.
这样啊 别误会
He was a really sweet boy,
他原来真的很好
all heart and balls and swagger,
善良勇敢又有骨气
but that boy turned into a rock star,
但是那个男孩变成了摇滚巨星
and that rock star got everything he ever wanted and more.
而那位摇滚巨星如愿以偿 甚至更多
Eventually, he just lost touch with reality.
所以 他最终跟现实脱节了
I just--I want to long for someone...
我就是想 真正去渴望一个人
The way you long for Karen.
像你对凯伦那样
Oh, jeez. Okay. Ugh.
天哪 好吧
Here we go.
起来吧
Come on. There you go, come on. Just...
起来吧 快点 就这样...
You trying to skull-fuck the missus now, are ya?
你是在让这位女士给你口♥交♥吗
Kruller, this is so not what it looks like.
克鲁尔 这不像你想的那样
You're gonna enjoy this, aren't you?
你很享受这样 对吧
You have no idea.
让你见识一下
Land this fucking plane right fucking now!
快他妈的把飞机降下去
Why? We're gonna crash, aren't we?
为什么 要坠机了是不是
I want this pathetic little slut off my plane.
给老子把这个贱骚货赶出去
This is my private airplane, and I make the rules!
这是我的私人飞机 规矩我来定
Why are we not landing?
为什么不着陆
Why are the landing gears not coming down?
为什么着陆的轮子没降下来
What did she do?
她怎么了
She was inappropriate with me,
她对我举止不得体
with my wife on board, no less.
我老婆还在飞机上呢
Is she alive?
她没死吧
She's fine. Go back to sleep.
她没事 继续睡吧
It's just fucking bullshit. He's clearly pissed off
他放狗屁呢 他大发雷霆
'cause I wasn't interested in fucking him.
是因为我不想跟他上♥床♥
I knew it.
我就知道
I knew you were a fucking cow.
我就知道你是个发♥情♥的骚货
Hey, I thought we were friends.
咱们不是朋友吗
No, no more!
不 不再是了
Home-wrecker! Home-wrecking fucking cow!
贱犊子 发♥情♥的骚货
No, I don't buy that for a second.
我才不信你说的话
I don't give a fuck if you buy it.
你信不信关我屁事
She's gone,
她完了
and I'm gonna tell the entire rock and roll community that you have
我会告诉摇滚界所有人 你...
vagitosis and warts.
有阴♥道♥恶臭还有湿疣
That is just fucking mean.
你真♥他♥妈♥够卑鄙的
Okay, land this fucking plane,
你可以着陆
but if she goes, I go,
她一走 我就走
and you can finish your fucking musical by yourself,
你就一个人玩你的音乐剧去吧
you spoiled ginger.
你个被宠坏的黄毛
And get your house in order,
把你的家务事处理好
'cause your wife is looking for strange.
你老婆都要找外援了
All right, that's the second time you've laid hands on me, broheme.
这是你第二次扇我耳光 艺术疯子
The first time, I totally deserved it
第一次 是我活该
'cause I wrecked your piano and your cocaine,
因为我毁了你的吉他和可♥卡♥因♥
but I did not deserve that pathetic little
但我也不该挨你的
bitch-slap just now.
可悲贱♥人♥掌
You know what that calls for?
你知道这一巴掌的代价吗
Titty twister!
葵花扭奶手
Agh! Get him off me!
把他拽走
Oh, Jesus, Mary, Joseph!
耶稣 玛利亚 约瑟
Here we come!
天堂见
Hank? Hank?
汉克 汉克
Hold me!
抱抱
Uh, settle down, Runks. If this is--
淡定点 朗克 如果这...
if this is it, this is a good day to die.
如果真的发生空难 今天死也不错
Shi-i-i-t!
操
Jesus!
上帝啊
Tony!
托尼
Oh, no!
不
Well, thank you for standing up for me.
谢谢你力挺我
Oh, sure, no problem. I mean, who wouldn't?
当然 这没什么 谁都会的
Just because you're a groupie and--
虽然你是个摇滚追星族
and you've slept with thousands of rocker dudes
睡过成千上万个摇滚歌♥手
doesn't mean you're not a woman of virtue.
可不代表你是个水性杨花的女人
And I don't believe for a second
我也绝不相信
that you have vagitosis.
你有阴♥道♥恶臭
Or warts. If you say so.
或是湿疣 随你怎么说
Go ahead, Churchill.
快进来 丘吉尔
Get in there.
插♥进♥来
I don't know if I can. I'm too freaked out.
我不确定能插♥进♥去 我吓萎了
Come on, Prime Minister.
快来啊 首相先生
If you're gonna die, wouldn't you rather die
反正横竖都是一死
with your dick in me bum? Huh?
不如死前在我的屁♥股♥里快活一下
Yeah.
这才对嘛
Oh, fuck this.
操♥他♥妈♥的
If I'm gonna die,
我就是死
I'm gonna die doing what I was born to do.
也要唱着摇滚而死
**Blue Jean baby*
*穿蓝色牛仔的宝贝
**L.A. lady*
*洛杉矶女孩
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