马男波杰克

BoJack Horseman S04E02

Part 1 Feb. 18, 2020, 10:36 a.m.

戴安·阮来电挂断接听
戴安·阮来电挂断接听
未接来电戴安·阮
恐龙世界
*刚刚踏上旅程的时候*
*On the first part of the journey*
*我凝视着繁多的生命*
*I was looking at all the life*
*眼前有植被鸟群和石头...*
*There were plants and birds and rocks and things*
*还有那沙地山丘和圈圈...*
*There was sand and hills and rings*
*一只苍蝇嗡嗡飞到我的眼前*
*The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz*
*空中一片云也没有*
And the sky with no clouds
*热浪滚滚大地干涸*
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
*天空中声响隆隆*
*But the air was full of sound*
*我骑着一匹没有名字的马横穿沙漠*
*I've been through the desert on a horse with no name*
闲人免进
*从雨里走出来的感觉真好*
*It felt good to be out of the rain*
语♥音♥消息戴安·阮
*在沙漠里忘记了自己的名字*
*In the desert you can't remember your name*
*因为没有人可以给你带来痛苦*
*'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain*
波杰克去哪儿了
*在沙漠暴晒两天后*
*After two days in the desert sun*
*我的皮肤变成红色*
*My skin began to turn red*
舒格曼糖家族企业百年品牌
*在沙漠里旅行三天后*
*After three days in the desert sun*
*我凝望着河床*
*I was looking at a riverbed*
欢迎来到密歇根州哈珀兰丁
飞机旅行盛行前
家庭度假首选之地
*它仿佛在诉说水流的故事*
*And the story it told of a river that flowed*
*让我心痛不已我想它已经死去*
*Made me sad to think it was dead*
舒格曼
*你看我骑着一匹没有名字的马横穿沙漠*
*You see, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name*
*从雨里走出来的感觉真好*
*It felt good to be out of the rain*
*在沙漠里忘记了自己的名字*
*In the desert you can't remember your name*
*因为没有人可以给你带来痛苦*
*'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain*
*1944年奔赴战场的我*
*Oh, the beautiful girls of 1944*
*一心只想着那些漂亮女孩*
*Fill my head when I'm off to war*
美女露大腿群众喜若狂
美女露大腿群众喜若狂
碧翠斯你华丽地感冒了
All right, Beatrice, you got a good whiff.
离你♥爸♥爸的早餐远一点
Now step away from your father's breakfast
他抓到你抽鼻涕定要打你小屁屁
before he catches you a-sniffin' and gives you a spankin'.
遵命妈妈
Yes, Mother.
摄影师来了克拉克杰克去哪儿了
Well, the photographer's here. Where is Crackerjack?
他知道我们今天要拍全家福的
He was aware that we're posing for a family photo portrait.
拍完我还得赶回印第安纳波利斯
I've got to ankle back to Indianapolis.
如果政♥府♥限♥量♥供应砂糖你能不能限♥量♥工作时间
If the government is rationing sugar, can't you ration work?
毕竟现在夏日炎炎
It is summer, after all.
还是别抱幻想了
That would be a dream,
只有我在才能打点好生意
but who else but I will make sure the numbers add up
也只有我会称赞秘书的紧身毛衣
and compliment my secretary on her tight sweaters?
约瑟夫我们真的感激你作的贡献
We do appreciate the sacrifices you make, Joseph.
待我们宰了纳粹党一整天后
Then after a long day of killing Nazis
坐在啤酒公园喝一杯那才叫爽
we'll sit in a beer garden and enjoy a pint.
克拉克杰克抓紧时间
All right, Crackerjack, time's a-tickin'.
在我们离家前必须拍好全家福
We need to take this portrait before you and I both take a powder.
萨里拿着钱去买♥♥碎碎冰吃吧
Sally, why don't you get yourself some freezy pops,
零钱不要了
and keep the change.
我也要碎碎冰
I want a freezy pop.
碧翠斯冰激凌是男孩子吃的
Oh, Beatrice, you know iced cream is for boys.
你就在柠檬上撒点糖吃吧
You can sprinkle some sugar on a lemon.
这才是女孩子的健康零食
That's a good healthy girl snack.
好吧
Oh, all right.
克拉克杰克你穿着军装真帅
Crackerjack, you look so handsome in your soldier suit,
好像一直克拉克沙鼠
like a young Clark Gerbil.
你们俩别弹了
Not now, you two.
我们快的马上就好
We'll be as quick as a pour of warm molasses.
-我会一直想念你 -我会一直
- I will always think of you - I will always
-喝一杯啤酒我会看着你的脸 -认真点
- Drink a brew, I'll see your face... - Come now, be serious.
当每一天结束
When each day is through
-时光不再 -岁月如梭
- And days go past - Oh, so fast
但是回忆永存
But memories, they last
不管你们信不信
All right. Believe it or not,
岁月如梭不停止也不倒♥退♥
time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses.
只会飞速前进
It merely marches forward.
当真岁月如梭前进吗
Oh, really? Time's arrow marches?
我从来没听说梭子还长脚了
I didn't know arrows had legs.
看我我是"前进的梭子"
"Look at me, I'm a marchin' arrow."
甜心你长了一张甜美的脸
Honey Sugarman, how did such a sweet face
还有一张伶俐的嘴
end up with such a smart mouth?
我也不清楚但我现在有点想
I don't know, but I've got half a mind
用这伶俐的嘴给你一个吻
to kiss you with that smart mouth.
来吧赶紧的
Well, that half you can keep.
差点忘了
I almost forgot.
这不是我小时候用过的花边毛毯吗
Say, if it isn't my old baby blanket, Blinky.
你可以带上它
I thought you could take it with you.
妈我可不需要带着花边毛毯去杀纳粹党
Mama, I don't need no Blinky blankie to fight ninny Nazis.
小碧碧你帮我保管吧
Bea, will you hold on to it for me?
-我吗 -没错
- Me? - That's right.
如果你保护好它我会更英勇杀敌的
I'll fight better if I know Blinky's safe with you.
好啦伙计们这是为子孙后代拍的全家福
All right, folks, this is for posterity,
看镜头微笑
so don't forget to look far away sad.
锤头五金店油漆促销
你好我叫塔玛拉那是塔梅拉
Hey, I'm Tamara, that's Tamera.
-你好 -谢了不需要帮助
- Hey. - I don't need any help, thanks.
-你是... -我不是瑞恩·高斯林
- Are you... - Ryan Gosling? No.
经常有人把我错当成他
I get that all the time, it's--
不你不是马男波杰克吗
No, BoJack Horseman.
-不是谢谢 -波杰克可没他这么胖
- No, sorry. - See? He's way too fat to be BoJack.
我可不比波杰克胖
I'm not too fat to be BoJack.
没错波杰克比你胖多了行了吧
Yeah, BoJack is much fatter, right?
-才不是波杰克也不胖 -那你比他胖喽
- No, BoJack is not fatter. - So you're fatter?
-不是我们一样瘦 -好吧
- No! We are both equally not fat. - Right.
我们这儿有个长得像马男波杰克的理货员菲尔
You know who looks like BoJack Horseman? Phil the stock boy.
我也觉得像
Yeah, I see it.
开什么国际玩笑他长得一点都不像我...
Are you kidding me? He looks nothing like me...
马男梅斯特
Meester Horseman.
萨拉·琳死的时候你在旁边吗
So you were with Sarah Lynn when she died, right?
-没有 -TMZ娱乐爆料是你送她去的医院
- No. I'm not. - TMZ said you took her to the hospital.
-还说你拉着她的手 -你哭没哭
- And you held her hand. - Did you cry?
-我不... -她大便失禁没
- I'm not-- - Did she totally poop her pants?
听说人死的时候都会大便失禁
I heard people poop their pants when they die.
-听着 -天哪真的吗
- Listen to me-- - God, is that true?
我刚刚看完《罗密欧与朱丽叶》不是这样的
I just read Romeo and Juliet and that totally changes things.
好了
All right!
见鬼
No!
油漆促销结束
小马男波杰克
Hey, Not BoJack,
听说没他们在拍关于萨拉·琳的迷你剧
did you hear they're making a miniseries about Sarah Lynn?
-保罗·吉亚玛提将饰演波杰克 -什么
- BoJack is being played by Paul Giamatti. - What?!
为什么找保罗·吉亚玛提来演"我"...
Why would you get Paul Giamatti to play me...
"我"是说这样的重量级角色
meaty roles like that one?
兄弟你这是要修门吗
Hey, buddy, is any of that to fix the door?
-关你屁事 -不关
- What do you care? - I don't.
换做是我
And if it were up to me,
几年前就把这破房♥子拆了
that old house would've been torn down years ago.
街坊邻居看着都辣眼睛
It's a blight on the neighborhood.
那个破门就像屎做的三明治上面的樱桃
And that broken door is the cherry on the top of the shit sandwich.
谁会在三明治上面放樱桃
What kind of a sandwich has cherries on top?
屎做的三明治不扯了你还是修门吧
A shitty one. How about fixing your door instead of my metaphor?
宝贝别再举那个箱子了你会小儿疝气的
Darling, don't lift that. You'll rupture your uterus.
离开这避暑别♥墅♥ 我很难过
I'm sad to leave the summer house.
别♥墅♥一直都在就像小儿麻痹症和黑脸
Well, it'll always be here, just like polio and blackface.
我们密歇根人常说
Hey, we got a saying in Michigan:
把你那该死的门放回去
"Put your damn door back on
不然你会被冻死的蠢马
or you're gonna freeze to death, you stupid horse!"
-你叫什么名字 -埃迪
- What's your name? - Eddie.
埃迪你♥他♥妈♥没事可干了吗
Eddie, why don't you mind your goddamn business?
医生告诉我她会好起来吗
Tell me, doc, is she gonna be okay?