巅峰拍档（2002）

Yeah, and I have a very small AMG Mercedes.
已经很小了
Very small indeed.
我们喜欢小车的易于泊车，使用成本低廉
We like the way that small cars are easy to park and cheap to run,
但最重要的是，我们都喜欢
but, most of all,we like the way that a lot of them
它们的驾驶乐趣
are very good fun to drive.
但制片人却不这么认为，他们说这些车都很无趣
But the producers say they aren t,they say they're boring.
为了证明这点，他们发起了一次挑战
And to prove their point,they came up with a challenge.
是的，他们让我们挑选三辆1升排量，三缸引擎
Yes, they told us to choose three one-litre, three-cylinder,
小型家用车去克里米亚半岛接受挑战
little city cars and report with them to the Crimean peninsula.
所以、就是这里，乌克兰南部
So, here it is,at the bottom end of Ukraine,
伸进黑海的这片土地
jutting out into the Black Sea.
克里米亚半岛，
一万平方英里（25888平方公里）历史热土，充满了甜菜根
The Crimean peninsula, 10,000 square miles of history, beetroot
以及各种完爆西方女孩的漂亮妹纸们
and girls who leave the West behind.
这里就是我们集♥合♥的地点，雅尔塔
And this is where we were to meet,the city of Yalta.
希♥特♥勒♥战败后，就在这幢建筑物外
Outside the very building where Churchill, Stalin
丘吉尔，斯大林和罗斯福共同瓜分了欧洲大♥陆♥
and Roosevelt met to carve up Europe after Hitler's defeat.
哈蒙德第一个抵达
Hammond was the first to arrive
如各位所见，我选了一辆福特嘉年华
I have brought,as you can see, a Fiesta.
一辆在任何方面都很优秀的小车
Which is a very, very good small car in any case,
尤其在此时，它显得更加优秀
but in this instance,particularly good,
因为它搭载了一台精致至极的引擎
because this one is fitted with an absolute jewel of an engine.
这台引擎十分小巧，1升，3缸，带涡轮缸内直喷技术
It's a tiny, one-litre,three-cylinder EcoBoost,
注意我的措辞，我意思是它十分小巧
and when I say tiny,I mean REALLY tiny.
整部引擎的面♥积♥可以用一张A4纸完全覆盖
The block of that engine would fit on an A4 piece of paper.
让人惊叹.好了，那是谁？
And it's magnificent.Right, who's that?
噢，是那个猩猩。没错
Oh, it's the orang-utan. Here we go.
恭喜。什么，恭喜啥？
Congratulations. What, why?
因为你这辆车是所有1升车里最棒的一辆
Because that is unquestionably the best one-litre little car of them all.
毫无疑问。它的引擎是...是的
No doubt about it.The engine in this... Yeah.
让人赞叹。125马力，仅仅1升排量.我知道！
It is phenomenal. 125 horsepower,from one litre. I know!
每加仑油能跑65英里（百公里3.6升）。真的是...
And 65 miles to the gallon.Honestly...
为啥老是说我的车，又为啥你不选这辆车呢？
Why are you saying these things and why, then, are you not in one?
为什么你选了那辆大众？这是辆大众Up！
Why are you in that VW? It's the Up!
我选这辆车因为我喜欢它。等等，你的逻辑有点...
Well, I brought this because I like it. Hang on, you've just ..
不，我喜欢这车。虽然你的车很棒。但我喜欢这辆
No, I like it. This is brilliant.But I like this.
让我这么给你解释，哈蒙德
Let me put it to you this way，Hammond
你能买♥♥只比我的西高地白梗
（宠物犬种，原产苏格兰）更好的宠物狗
You can buy better dogs than my West Highland terrier,
但我喜欢自己的狗
but I LIKE my West Highland terrier.
没错，它会咬人，在家里到处埋地雷
Yes, it bites the postman and it lays dog eggs all over
还经常偷吃食物，但它们很有爱！它们会这样...
the kitchen and it steals food but it's brilliant! And it goes ..
如果这车也有耳朵，它就会像这样...
If this had ears,it would go like that...
可惜，就在我兴致勃勃的扮演宠物狗时
Sadly, at this point,my dog impersonation was
船长大人姗姗来迟
interrupted by the arrival of Captain Interesting.'
这是我见过最无趣的车...这是辆什么车？看得我都快睡着了！
That's the most boring looking car I've... What is it? I'm nodding off!
好消息！什么？这是辆达契亚Sandero。是嘛？是的
Good news! What? It's a Dacia Sandero. Is it? Yes.
不论如何，你来之前我们讨论好久了
Anyway, we were just saying before you got here,
这是辆很棒的小车
this is just an epic little car
它很贵吧，对吗？它卖♥♥多少钱？17500英镑（177500人♥民♥币）
It's quite expensive, though,isn't it? How much is it? 17,500.
17500英镑？是的。你的车多少钱？7500英镑（76128人♥民♥币）
£17,500? Yup.And how much is yours? 7,500.
真是价格的鸿沟啊，哈蒙德。是的...
That's a big price gulf,Hammond. It is...
我能再去买♥♥一辆
I can afford to lose this and just go and buy another one
并且钱包仍有余钱。看看它！真是...它看上去很好
and I'm still better off than you.Look at it! It's... It looks great.
这车很低调，它是为那些精打细算的人打造的
It's anti-fashion, it's a car for people with more sense than money.
它使用正常，价格合理。哇奥，他们怎么把车做的这么便宜？
It works, it's cheap. Wow,how have they done it so cheaply?
你都想象不到，不是吗？显然一点...真是奇葩！
You can't work it out, can you? There is no obvious... It's amazing!
瞧这方向盘，糟糕的装配工艺！
That steering wheel,what a quality item!
和你的车没区别！完全不一样！形状类似
That's exactly the same as yours! It isn't the same! It's the same SHAPE.
如果我说的不对请纠正我，这货其实是30年前的雷诺克里奥
And correct me if I'm wrong,it was a Renault Clio 30 years ago.
不是30年前
Not 30 years ago.
它只是以老款雷诺克里奥为基础而已
It's BASED on the underpinnings and mechanicals of the old Renault Clio.
一辆旧车。事实上，我买♥♥的是一个拥有iPod外观的老式留声机
An old car. Basically, I've brought an iPod to a gramophone convention.
战五渣！瞧瞧它！
Utter rubbish! Look at it!
我们的讨论被随之而来的挑战暂时打断
Our argument was then interrupted by the arrival of a challenge.
他们仍旧不相信我们喜欢小型车。但事实如此！
They still don't believe that we like small cars. But we do!
我喜欢嘉年华。好的
I love my Fiesta. Right.
在雅尔塔和塞瓦斯托波尔之间，有条极好的滨海公路
Between Yalta and Sevastopol,there is an excellent coast road,
如果驾驶普通车辆，你们会非常享受它
which you would enjoy very much in a normal car.
但现在你们驾驶着三辆悲催的购物车
"But you will not be able to enjoy it
你们不会得到任何乐趣
"in your miserable little shopping carts"?!
喂！
Hello!
你不能忽视这一点，嘉年华在任何方面
You can't get away from the fact the Fiesta, in any guise,
都是辆出色的车
is a brilliant little car.
底盘是如此优秀！
The chassis is so sorted out!
我曾驾驶过ST版本，最运动的那款，那车真是棒极了
I've driven the ST version,the hot one, and it is simply superb.
令人惊讶的是在这台小引擎的驱动下
What's incredible is that they haven't lost any of that liveliness,
这车没有失去任何活泼、刺♥激♥、敏捷的特性，
that excitement, that thrill, by fitting it with a tiny, tiny engine.
就像在动画片里开车似的！
It's like driving a cartoon!
不错！
Squealing!
一点点涡轮，一点点牵引力控制
Bit of turbo boost,bit of traction control wise.
我正在这车的物理极限游走
That means I'm having fun and I'm on the ragged edge.
嘿嘿！
Hee-hee!
不像福特和达契亚，Up！没有涡轮
Unlike the Ford and the Dacia,the Up! doesn't have a turbocharger.
但即使这样，它开起来依旧很刺♥激♥
But even so, it still feels like a determined spur.
我要拿第一！是的，我会的，给我闪开！
I'm going to get there first!Yes, I am, get out of my way!
唔-哈-哈！
Woo-ha-ha!
把它开进弯道...
And stick it into the bend...
我想说，如果我开的是辆法拉利，我会想
I mean, if I were in even a Ferrari on this road, I'd be thinking
噢，不，我可能会刮花保险杠！
Oh, no, I'm going to scrape my nose!
这里需要多少油门和多大力度的刹车？
但现在我不需要担心这些
"How much power do I need here and how much braking?" And I don't
因为Up！的引擎非常肉
have to worry about any of that,because the Up! has no power at all.
你只需要把油门踩到底并且保持住就行了！
You just put your foot hard down and leave it there!
让制片人很不开心的是
Much to the annoyance of the producers,
我们很享受一路上的驾驶乐趣
we have loved our drive on the wiggly road.
但令我们更兴奋的是路的尽头我们发现了新玩意
But we loved what we found at the other end of it even more.
一个废弃的前苏联潜艇基地
A disused Soviet submarine base
通常情况下，我们会把车停到停车场去
Now, ordinarily, we would have to park in the car park there.
但我们的车都很小，所以这次不用
But because our cars are so little,we won't.
真是太震撼了
This is remarkable.
詹姆斯·邦德都没能进来过这里！
James Bond could not have got in here!
显然，他的阿斯顿马丁太宽了
Because of course,his Aston Martin is too large.
老天！
Good God!
瞧瞧！
Look at that!
万一发生核战争
In the event of a nuclear war,
这里能容纳14艘潜艇，以及3000名士兵
they could get 14 submarines in here, and 3,000 people.
整个基地藏在山里！
It's under a mountain!
是的，现在这里就是我们的潜艇基地
Yeah, it is your actual under-a-mountain submarine base
我们三就是007
It's full-on Bond.
想当年，军情六处和中♥央♥情报局要费多少
How much energy and effort was expended by MI6
人力财力才能找到并弄清这里的每个细节？
and the CIA trying to find out the details of this place?
而现在我，却驾车穿梭其中！
And here I am, driving through it!
可惜，我们在潜艇基地逛了太久...
Sadly, we spent so long driving around the sub pen...
当我们赶到塞瓦斯托波尔时
that night was falling by the time we reached
天色已晚
the busy city of Sevastopol.
在这里，Up！孱弱的动力让我备受欺凌
And here, the Up!'s lack of oomph was a bit of an issue.
噢，我被加塞了！
Oh, I'm being squeezed!
我输了。我被一辆拉达2107给超掉了！
I've lost it.Being strashed by a Lada 2107!
但是，也正由于大众小巧的体积
However, because the VW is smaller than the Ford
我不需要把车停到距离酒店千里之外的停车场
and the Dacia, I didn't have to park miles and miles from the hotel.
停这合法吗？不，这里写了禁止停车吗？
Is that legal? No.Where does it say "no parking"?
但很多不适合停车的地方
But it doesn't say "no parking"in a lot of places where it's
也没标明“禁止停车”
obviously not quite right to park.
要这么说，这里也没写“禁止谋杀”
To be fair,it doesn't say "no murdering" either.
第二天早上，我们驾车穿越了一片
The next morning,we continued our journey through
英国人曾为之浴血奋战的土地
a region where the hills were once soaked with British blood.
克里米亚战争至今让人捉摸不透
The Crimean War may have been unfathomable,
没人真正了解它为什么爆发，但它给人类留下了非常多遗产
nobody really knew why it started,but the legacy is enormous.
它让我们知道了巴拉克拉法帽（也叫做滑雪头罩）和羊毛衫
It gave us important words like balaclava and cardigan.
留给人类伟大的弗洛伦斯·南丁格尔
It gave us Florence Nightingale
出现了世界第一位战地摄影师，第一位战地记者
the world's first war photographer,the world's first war reporter.