辛普森一家
The Simpsons S35E04
Part 1
March 18, 2024, 8:42 p.m.
先生 我帮你把麦克风戴上
I'm just gonna attach this lapel mic, sir.
你们想让我讲讲波瑟芬妮·奥达伊尔 那简单
So, you want me to talk about Persephone Odair? That's easy.
她是个杰出的企业家 梦想拯救世界
She was a brilliant entrepreneur who wanted to save the world.
我多希望这是她唯一的缺点
How I wish that was her only shortcoming.
一年前
我的救生艇公♥司♥ 可以把整个海洋的海水
My company, Lifeboat, can take an ocean of salt water
救生艇公♥司♥
转化成洁净的可饮用水
and transform it into clean drinking water,
洁净
低成本
使用低成本 高效率的机器
cheaply and efficiently with a machine
跟一罐燕麦体积相同
only the size of a can of oats.
燕麦
Oats!
怀疑的人会说 "不能行"
Now, the doubters call this goal "Impossible,"
但我更喜欢说 "我能行"
but I prefer to say: "I'm possible."
为了可饮用水
救生艇公♥司♥的故事
第一章
一切启动
这个故事讲述了一个有梦想的小女孩
This story is about a little girl who had a dream.
但故事源于另一个
But it begins with another little girl
允许我们使用影片的小女孩
who allowed us to use the footage
她采访了现在已经
from when she interviewed the first little girl
不再是小女孩的第一个小女孩
who is no longer a little girl.
很激动可以采访
I'm so excited to be interviewing
救生艇公♥司♥的CEO 波瑟芬妮·奥达伊尔
Persephone Odair, CEO of Lifeboat.
波瑟芬妮
So, Persephone,
你曾是史上最强的童女军
you were the most be-badged girl scout of all time
而后追随了比尔盖茨的脚步
and then followed in the footsteps of Bill Gates
从哈佛辍学
by dropping out of Harvard early.
史上辍得最早的
The earliest ever.
我们在新生报到日那天连车都没停就辍了
Our car didn't even slow down on freshmen move-in day.
欢迎新生
太有启发性了
So inspirational.
关于救生艇公♥司♥的创立灵感
What was the "Aha moment" that gave you the idea
是从何时迸发的呢
to start Lifeboat?
好问题
Great question.
丽莎 好问题就像大锤
And, Lisa, great questions are the jackhammers,
可以砸碎怕被打扰的人建立的高墙
which demo the walls built by disrupto-phobes
从而创建革新的布局规划
to create the open floorplan of innovation.
我也一直这样认为的
I've always thought that about questions.
丽莎 我的祖父是二战时的水手
Lisa, my grandfather was a World War II sailor
他们的船被鱼雷击沉了
whose ship was torpedoed.
他在救生艇上漂流 丽莎
He was stranded on a lifeboat, Lisa,
周围都是无法饮用的水
surrounded by water but not a drop to drink.
别告诉我他死了
Don't tell me he died.
更糟 他放弃了
Worse. He gave up.
然后死了 因为放弃了希望
And then he died, of quitting
还有超级大脱水
and super-duper dehydration.
但我决不放弃
But I will never give up
一定会筹到足够投资来实现救生艇公♥司♥的愿景
until I've raised enough capital to make Lifeboat a reality.
所以如果你认识富翁的话...
So if you know any billionaires...
镇上只有一位富翁是伯恩斯先生
Well, the only one in our town is Mr. Burns,
他很烂的
and he's awful.
有次他把一整片森林伐倒
Once, he clear-cut a forest
就因为他觉得有一只松鼠对他翻白眼
because he thought a squirrel was looking at him funny.
蒙哥马利·伯恩斯
Montgomery Burns. Mm.
有趣的想法 丽莎
Interesting idea, Lisa.
我没说这是个好主意
No, I didn't say it to be an idea!
他是个烂人
He's terrible.
不论如何都别去找他
Whatever you do, don't go to him.
但曾经在实践作业
But the woman who once tried
试图复♥制♥雪莉尔·桑德伯格的人
to clone Sheryl Sandberg for a school project
佛罗里达能源展
是不会被吓退的
would not be deterred.
老化石们谈论化石燃料：
我们闪耀的不可持续未来
欢迎来到奥兰多 提醒一下
Welcome to Orlando. Quick heads-up.
我们可能会把这段剪短
We may have to cut this panel short
因为我们本季度第三次
due to our third once-in-a-million-year
百万年一遇的飓风
hurricane this season.
把这个发到我快拍上去
Put this on my reel!
运气太差了 -完全不是任何人的错
Terrible luck. - No fault of anyone's.
伯恩斯先生 气候变化已经将地球置于险境
Mr. Burns, climate change has left the earth in peril.
谁派你来的 约翰·缪尔 弗里德里希·恩♥格♥斯♥
Who sent you? John Muir? Friedrich Engels?
核能 石油 煤炭
迈克·杜恩斯伯利
Mike Doonesbury?
我收到消息说这场飓风
I'm getting word that this hurricane is meeting up
将与沼泽火灾相遇
with the everglades super fire.
蒙哥马利 我是一家海水淡化机公♥司♥的创始人
Montgomery, I'm the founder of a desalination company.
世界的水资源正在枯竭
Our world is running out of water,
我们需要一个英雄可以拯救我们
and we need a hero to rescue us.
而我坚信那个英雄就是你的钱
And I believe that that hero is your money.
我们出♥售♥可以灭这场火的化学品
We sell chemicals that can put out that fire.
可惜这些化学品会把短吻鳄变成哥斯拉
Granted, those chemicals turn alligators into godzillas,
不过我们正在造一个可以弥补的炸♥弹♥
but we're working on a bomb that can fix that.
抱歉小姐 海水淡化机真的让人乏味
Sorry, miss. Desalination is a snooze.
但我真心想加盟哥斯拉炸♥弹♥
But I do want in on the Godzilla bomb.
波瑟芬妮在追伯恩斯先生这一点上毫无保留
Persephone was not shy about hounding Mr. Burns,
他也在放狗追人上毫无保留
and he wasn't shy about hounding her.
一些鱼只会跟着潮汐游
Some fish just swim with the tide.
我是那种永不停息的鱼
I'm the kind of relentless fish
在跃龙门前宁愿跌落十次
that falls down ten times before it runs up the mountain.
穿着海滩鞋
On ocean shoes.
财富大视界
你的自信会引领你走向成功与幸福
救生艇公♥司♥
资金流/流失率
行 给你五分钟
Eh. Fine, you've got five minutes.
这些留着山羊胡的浪荡子都是谁
Who are these goateed wastrels?
纪录片拍摄团队
A documentary crew.
只有最能转变思维的CEO才拥有他们
Only the most paradigm-shifting start-up CEOs have them.
伯恩斯先生 你的生活是场美妙的商业歌♥剧
Mr. Burns, I see your life as a beautiful business opera
投资在救生艇公♥司♥就是高♥潮♥的咏叹调
and investing in Lifeboat as the climactic aria
会把你直接捧上众神之巅 正如盖蒂家族
that will put you in the same pantheon as Getty,
范德比尔特家族 内衣女王
Vanderbilt, the Spanx Lady.
海水淡化机是一项昂贵又低效率的产业
Desalination is an expensive and inefficient industry
跪求被重整
begging to be disrupted.
成功是一个决定
Success is a decision.
敢不敢选 先生
Dare to choose it, sir.
敢不敢 -当然
Dare to. - Of course.
就像我是如何选择含着金汤匙出生的
Like how I chose to be born rich.
联手一起我们可以重整大♥片♥盐水
Together we can disrupt big salt water.
你是说 海洋吗
You mean... the ocean?
一点没错 或者我应该说
Exactly, or should I say...
妙极了
Excellent.
我不仅会抵押个人的若干财产
Not only am I pledging much of my personal wealth
给救生艇公♥司♥ 我还会给予该公♥司♥冷却塔A
to Lifeboat, but I'm giving the company cooling tower A
用作其总部
to use as its headquarters.
冷却塔A是伯恩斯先生最爱的塔
Cooling tower A was Mr. Burns' favorite tower.
他总说那里贮藏了很多珍贵的记忆
He always said it held so many precious memories.
另外 所有7-G分区的工人
In addition, all workers in sector 7-G
将马上被解雇
are immediately fired...
淦 那是我 去您的吧 臭猪
Hey, that's me! Screw you, pig!
并将重新被雇佣到更高技术的工薪阶层
...and are rehired at higher tech industry salaries.
祝福你 臭猪猪
Bless you, pig!
伯恩斯带着他最有钱的朋友们
Burns brought his wealthiest friends
进入波瑟芬妮的圈子
into Persephone's fold.
我投资的时候 看的是商业最关键的根本
When I invest, I look at the business's key fundamental:
我是不是妄想能跟首席执行官一拍即合
Am I under the delusion that I have a shot with the CEO?
那种永不停息的鱼
在跃龙门前宁愿跌落十次
穿着海滩鞋
伯恩斯和波瑟芬妮很快就
Burns and Persephone were soon
肩并肩一起运营着新公♥司♥
running the new company side by side,
坐拥着一种创业文化
overseeing a start-up culture
其中每个人都有一个新颖的头衔
where everyone had a creative title.
波瑟芬妮·奥达伊尔 创始人和现状破坏者
Persephone Odair, founder and status quo demolitionist.
蒙哥马利·伯恩斯 首席变革炼金术士
Montgomery Burns, chief change alchemist.
韦隆·史密瑟斯 速必达巫师
Waylon Smithers, purposefulness warlock.
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