辛普森一家

The Simpsons S35E01

Part 4 March 18, 2024, 8:42 p.m.

then come on, let's get nuts.
但记住我的话
But mark my words,
在你们跨过协管员的尸体前
before you cross the crossing guards,
最好左右都看看
you'd better look both way...
春田小学
嗨各位我回来了我...
Hey, everybody. I'm back. I...
我得去监狱了吗
Am I gonna go to jail now?
我觉得没可能
I wouldn't dream of it.
希望你上了很有意义的一课爸爸
Well, I hope you learned a valuable lesson, Dad.
绝对的权力
Absolute power...
就是世界上最棒的权力形式
Is the best kind of power there is?
是一个温暖的豆袋火箭炮
Is a warm beanbag bazooka?
会带坏社会让我变得奇怪
Does bad things to society and does strange things to me.
不一旦你让协管员武装化
No. Once you militarized the crossing guards,
他们就会变成寻找敌人的军队
they became an army in search of an enemy.
如果你只有锤子作为武器
And if the only tool you have is a hammer,
那什么东西都会看着像钉子
then everything starts to look like a nail.
或许吧但从另一个角度
Perhaps, but on the other hand...
妈妈 -我厉害吧
Ugh. Mom! - Gotcha!
巴仔说"不好意思"
Bart, say "excuse me."
我不在乎他说没说客套话
I don't care if he says excuse me,
我希望他别对着我打嗝
I want him not to burp in my face.
放松点丽莎
Lighten up, Lis.
必须钉钉子
Must hammer nails.