泰迪熊（2024）

Ted S01E07

Part 9 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:39 a.m.

And now we're hearing reports that he has a gun.
我的天哪
Oh, my God.
我觉得他不会有什么好下场了
I don't think this is gonna have a happy ending.
可不是吗
No fucking shit.
重复一遍据可靠消息
To repeat, he is believed- -
这就像我父母和尼克松的事一样
It's just like what happened with my parents and Nixon.
天哪天哪
Oh. Oh, my God.
天哪我就像我妈一样
Oh, my God, I'm my mother.
你妈妈好歹成功上了床
Well, your mother actually had sex,
所以这也没法儿类比
so that comparison doesn't really work.
至少你有女友了
But at least you got a girlfriend now.
差不多吧
Eh, sort of.
什么叫差不多
Whoa, what do you mean, "sort of"?
贝瑟尼暑假要去意大利
Bethany's spending the summer in Italy.
明天就出发
She's leaving tomorrow.
这没什么好担心的
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
她的处子之身会好好等着你的
That vagina's gonna be right where you left it.
真的吗 -当然
You think so? - Oh, yeah,
意大利人对性行为的克制以及对女性的尊重
Italian guys are famous for their sexual restraint
是出了名的
and respect for women.
哦你的意思是 -我是在说反话
Oh, you were saying - I was saying the opposite.
你是这个意思你是这个
You were doing a bit. You were doing, like,
你在说反话 -我的意思是
a bit, like an opposite thing. I was saying the thing
他们不会这样 -你给我滚蛋
they don't do. - You motherfucker.
是的
Yeah.
高二真是奇怪的一年啊
Man, junior year was weird, huh?
糟透了毫无疑问
Yeah, it sucked, no doubt about it.
是啊
Yeah.
不过你知道吗
But you know what?
没有你的话只会更糟伙计
Would've sucked way worse without you, buddy.
谢了哥们
Thanks, man.
这深深的触动了我
That touches me deeply...
贝瑟尼在意大利也会被深深的触动
which is what's gonna happen to Bethany in Italy.
抱歉抱歉 -草你♥妈♥的♥
Sorry. Sorry. - Oh, you motherfucker.
我再也不说了 -你认真的吗
That was the last one. - Like, seriously though?
我知道你很受伤我不会再说了
I know you're hurting. That was the last one.
这是最后一句了
Last one.
真不知道高中最后一年会是什么样子
I wonder what senior year's gonna be like.
我也不知道
I don't know.
不过告诉你我们可以把高三活得精彩
But you know what? I say we make it great.
把我们生活过的有滋有味
Really turn our lives around, you know?
没错真的去参加
Yeah. Yeah, like actually do all
那些暑期读书会什么的做好万全准备
the summer reading and shit, like, show up prepared.
或许还能抢先申请大学呢
Yeah, maybe even get a jump on our college applications.
是啊听上去真不错
Yeah. That sounds great.
明天一早就开始
First thing tomorrow.
看上去像要下雨
Looks like it might rain.
我滴个老天爷啊
Jesus fucking Christ!
我♥草♥ 为什么非要这样啊
Fucking shitl Why does it have to do that?
我的天太他妈吓人了
Oh, my God, it's so fucking scary.
我讨厌打雷 -去你的吧雷声
I hate the thunder! Fuck you, thunder!
就是你去死吧你
Yeah, you can suck my dick!
天哪泰迪
Oh, my God, Teddy.
你和我想的一样吗
You thinking what I'm thinking?
去拿吉他
Get the guitar.
♪你满脑子都是那个讨人厌的人♪
♪Oh, you've got a headful of someone dreadful♪
♪唉呀可是那人却如此钟意你♪
♪And yet, alas, that someone adores you ♪
♪每个人都需要一个好朋友♪
♪Everybody needs a best friend ♪
♪很高兴我是你的♪
♪ I'm happy I'm yours♪
♪我只是个小丑♪
♪ I'mjust a clown♪
♪我会让你难过♪
♪And I'll bring you down ♪
♪但你不会在意因为♪
♪But you just don't care 'cause your♪
♪我是你最好的朋友♪
♪Best friend is me♪