泰迪熊（2024）

Ted S01E06

Part 8 Jan. 24, 2024, 8:21 p.m.

我成长的这么多年
AlI those years growing up.
爸妈在其他房♥间吵闹不停
Mom and Dad fighting in the other room.
我在的时候也照样吵个不停
Hell, fighting in the same room.
和你一起玩耍才让我撑了过去
Playing with you was what got me through it.
谢谢马蒂谢谢你一直做自己
Thank you, Matty, for being who you are.
我想在大♥波♥士顿地区不会有
I don't think there's a more tolerant man
比你更加有容人雅量的人了
in the greater Boston area
你说的大概对
That's probably true.
你确定不需要件毛衣吗丹尼斯
You sure you don't want a sweater, Dennis?
不了我很努力的健身
No, no I work hard on my body.
我想要所有人都看到
I want everyone to see it.
那你打算去哪儿
So where you gonna go?
我要去普罗温斯敦
I'm going to P Town
还有好多事儿要做呢
Got a lot of catching up to do
我要狂野起来纵情风流
Gonna be wild, nonstop sucking, fucking,
为了他日夜不休
and trucking for this guy
再见了本内特一家
Goodbye, Bennetts
本耶稣把他杀得屁滚尿流
Well, I Jesus- ed the shit out of that one.
你什么都没做
You didn't do anything.
我行事神秘
Eh, I worked in mysterious ways.
怎么行事的
How?
在你只能看到一排脚印的地方
Where there was only one set of footprints,
就是我帮你的地方
that's where I carried you.
你昨天看了18个小时电视
You watched 18 hours of TV yesterday.
连动都没咋动
You barely moved.
若是我看上去不像耶稣
When it most appears I'm not Jesus,
就该信仰发挥作用了
that's when you need faith.
泰迪你应该知道耶稣的遭遇吧
Ted, you do know what happened to Jesus, right?
知道啊他把吃不完的石头糖还回去
Yeah, he gave back the Gobstopper,
他们就给了他一座巧克力工厂
and they gave him the chocolate factory.
我觉得应该是这样的吧
Imean, I think that's what happened.
我都是两本书一起读
I'mreading, like, two books at once.
他们把耶稣钉在十字架上为人类承担所有的罪孽
They nailed him to the cross and crucified him for our sins.
等等什么
Wait, what?
他为了我们心甘情愿
It was so nice of him
承受这一切真是个大好人啊不是吗
to let them do that for us, wasn't it?
他们杀了他 -是啊
They killed him? - Yeah.
去他的我不干了
Oh, shit. Yeah, fuck that. I'm out.
等等或许我是佛陀呢
Wait, maybe I'm Buddha
佛陀就很懒不是吗
Buddha was lazy, right?
雪橇铃叮当响
Sleigh bells ring J
这里面有好多好东西呢
This is a lot of good shit.
谢了老爸老妈
Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad.
不客气约约
Oh, you're welcome, John John.
多谢你送我这个约翰尼
Hey, thanks for this, Johnny.
我一直想要个录音机
I been wanting a Talkboy.
就能把我的想法都记录下来了
Now Ican record all my thoughts.
傻蛋
Douche.
现在我就不会忘了
Now Iwon't forget.
布莱尔把那个打开那个是我送的
Blaire, open that one up. That one's from me.
♪漫步在雪中世界♪
♪Walking in a winter wonderland♪
小心点噢
Gingerly.
♪青鸟振翅远去♪
♪Gone away is the bluebird♪
哇哦
Oh... wow.
我知道你们姑娘们
I know how much you girls love
都喜欢《飞越比佛利》里的男孩
those"Beverly Hills 90210" boys.
伊恩·齐林
Ian Ziering.
谢谢
Thank you.
可以贴在你的房♥间里
It's for your room.
不用了我有更好的用处
Yeah, no, I know what it's for.
谢谢苏珊阿姨
Thank you, Aunt Suze
那我们现在就去挂起来吧
Should we go hang it up right now?
这样吧
Oh, you know what?
我得好好想想
I want to think really hard
我要把它挂在哪儿
about where I want to put it, you know?
这份礼物太过特殊了
OK. It's just too special, so...
好的
AII right.
开心吗苏珊
You happy, Susan?
马蒂我太高兴了我喜欢这个
Oh, Matty, I'm so happy. I love it.
他们说这家伙吸力十足
Yeah, they said this one had the most sucking power.
一看就吸力超强
I'm sure it sucks wonderfully.
大家伙儿
Oh, you know what?
我差点忘了
I almost forgot.
还有一件
There's one more.
♪当你来到小镇♪
♪When you're in town♪
♪我们可以一起计划♪
♪Later on, we'll conspire♪J
♪在我们的梦中♪
♪As we dream ♪
圣诞快乐苏珊
Merry Christmas, Susan.
♪在篝火旁♪
♪By the fire♪
♪勇敢面对我们的计划♪
♪To face unafraid the plans that we made♪
♪漫步在雪中世界♪
♪Walking in a winter wonderland♪
点唱机
A karaoke machine!
你可以用这个唱歌♥
Yeah, I figured you could sing...
你来独唱
you know, your solo.
我好爱你
I love you so much.
亲爱的谢谢你
Oh, honey, thank you.
♪寂静夜♪
♪Silent night♪
♪圣善夜♪
♪Holy night♪
♪万籁俱寂♪
♪AlI is calm♪
♪光明圣洁♪
♪AII is bright♪
♪圣光环绕♪
♪Round yon virgin♪
♪圣母圣婴♪
♪Mother and child♪
♪襁褓圣婴♪
♪Holy infant♪
♪纯真可爱♪
♪So tender and mild ♪
♪尽享天赐♪
♪Sleep in heavenly♪
♪神圣安眠♪
♪Peace ♪
♪尽享天赐♪
♪Sleep♪
♪神圣安眠♪
♪In heavenly peace♪
♪你满脑子都是那个讨人厌的人♪
♪Oh, you've got a headful of someone dreadful♪
♪唉呀可是那人却如此钟意你♪
♪And yet, alas, that someone adores you♪
♪每个人都需要一个好朋友♪
♪Everybody needs a best friend♪
♪很高兴我是你的♪
♪I'm happy I'm yours♪
♪我只是个小丑♪
♪I'mjust a clown♪
♪我会将你击倒♪
♪And I'll bring you down♪
♪但你不会在意因为♪
♪But you just don't care 'cause your ♪
♪我是你最好的朋友♪
♪Best friend is me ♪