泰迪熊（2024）

Ted S01E05

Part 7 Jan. 20, 2024, 1:31 p.m.

帮助需要我的人
helping people who need me.
让他们开心就是让我开心
Making them happy is what makes me happy.
我得说实话苏阿姨
I have to be honest, Aunt Sus.
我不明白这怎么就够了
I don't understand how that can be enough.
我是说你知道你可以两者兼顾吧
I mean, you know you can do both.
我不想
I don't want to.
哦我很抱歉
Oh, I'm so sorry.
我不是故意大喊大叫的
I didn't mean to yell.
不没关系
No, it's OK
你还好吗
Are you OK?
嗯 -我的天啊
Yeah. - Oh, my gosh.
马蒂你一瘸一拐的
Oh, Matty, you're limping
我那该死的痛风真是要了我的命
Oh, my goddamn gout's killing me.
哦不你想让我看看吗
Oh, no. You want me to take a look?
不不不不你不会想看到这个的
No, no, no, no. You don't want to see this.
我的大脚趾看起来像一只屏住呼吸的青蛙
My big toe looks like a frog holding his breath.
上次是像一根印第安玉米棒
Well, last time it was a cob of Indian corn.
所以情况一定在好转
So it must be getting better.
痛死我了还好呢
Yeah, well, it hurts like a shithouse.
马蒂我们上楼去卧室吧
Matty, why don't we go upstairs to the bedroom,
我看看你的脚趾好吗
and you can show me your toe, OK?
好吧
AlI right.
哦好多台阶
Oh, so many steps.
我知道
I know.
我只是想公开声明
I just want to go on the record
我不赞成这种对你们的纵容
that I don't approve of this kind of enabling
如果说这周发生的事情教会了我们什么
Well, if this week has taught us anything,
那就是最重要的是获得布莱尔的认可
it's that what matters most is Blaire's approval.
哈搞笑
Ha, hilarious.
去你的 -对整一口
Fuck you. Yeah, smoke up.
你知道苏珊阿姨那一代的女人
It just bums me out, you know,
只拥有一点点的东西就满足
that the women of Aunt Susan's generation
这让我很生气
can be happy with so little.
嗯我知道你的意思
Yeah, I know what you mean.
我也不喜欢那些女人
I don't like those women either.
他们需要像我们一样有更大的野心
They need to have more ambition like us.
但你明白我的意思对吧
But you get what I'm saying, right?
我是说人们就这么欺负她
I mean, people just walk all over her.
她只是继续陪笑脸还要继续
And she just smiles and keeps on like vacuuming
打扫卫生
the fucking floor.
我是说她都让你滚蛋了
I mean, she kind of told you to fuck off.
是啊我想这任务完成了对吧
Yeah, I guess mission accomplished, huh?
我们三个嗑药这事儿
This is going to be a thing, isn't it,
要形成习惯了对吧
the three of us getting high?
嗯确实是 -好好享受你的新生活
Yeah, it sure is. Yeah, enjoy your new life.
妈的
Fuck.
还记得我做心理医生的时候吗
Remember when I was a therapist?