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This isn't just about sex, okay?
我还要告诉你多少次
How many times do I have to stand here
我是真的喜欢她
and tell you, I really like her?
她又俏皮 又酷
She's wicked cool.
我们与很多共同点
We've got a lot in common.
不就是都喜欢《飞侠哥顿》吗
Wasn't it pretty much just "Flash Gordon"?
我们可以从这里继续发展啊
We could have built off that.
我还能从哪儿再找到一个
Where am I gonna find another girl
也喜欢那电影的女孩儿呢
who likes that movie?
咱俩都喜欢
I mean, you and me like it,
但也都是毒品的作用
but that's mostly cause of drugs.
听着 是我搞砸了
Okay, look, I fucked up, all right?
但我们还是可以好好享受舞会的
But we can still have fun at the prom.
我们可以混调潘趣酒 乱投选票
Come on, we'll spike the punch and stuff the ballot box
让两个马脸小孩赢得舞会国王和舞会女王
so a couple of horse- faced kids win King and Queen.
要是你想去舞会
If you want to go to the prom,
你自己去吧
you can do it without me.
约翰尼
Johnny.
快点 快走
Come on, hurry up,
免得我改主意
before I change my mind.
我的天哪 这
Oh, my God, that's- -
你就打算带这条领带
that's the tie you landed on?
怎么了吗
Yeah, what's wrong with it?
你带一条钢琴键领带去舞会
You're wearing a fucking piano tie to prom.
你是要录唱片吗
What are you, in an a- ha video?
没有手指要系上一条领带
Well, you know, it's kind of hard to tie a bow tie
是很困难的好吗
when you got no fingers.
顺便说一句 你看上去很美
You look great, by the way.
看到没 多简单
See? See how easy that is,
给别人一句赞美
to give someone a compliment?
看看你们俩 打扮的美美的
Oh, look at you two, all dressed up!
马蒂 看看他俩多好看啊
Oh, Matty, don't they look nice?
嗯 -布莱尔 亲爱的
Yeah. Blaire, you should
你得多穿穿女孩子的衣服
wear girl clothes more often, hon.
谢了
Thanks.
约翰也去吗
Is John going too?
不去 他还是很难过
No, he's, uh he's still pretty upset.
我家宝宝
Oh, no, my baby
马蒂 要不你去找他聊聊
Matty, why don't you go talk to him?
去和约翰聊聊
Go talk to John.
什么意思
What do you mean?
我的天哪 真是对牛弹琴
Oh, my God. Am I speaking Farsi?
去和你儿子你说说话
Go speak to your son.
像个父亲一样和他谈谈心
Do, like, a, I don't know, father- type thing
我还记得我的高中舞会
You know, I remember my junior prom
还有我的舞伴 鲍比·库格法布
and my date, Bobby Kugelfarb.
他那时好紧张 他帮我带胸花的时候
He was so nervous, he accidentally stabbed me
不小心捅到了我
putting on the corsage.
我也不想大惊小怪的把事情闹大
And I didn't want to make a fuss or anything like that,
所以我一整晚
so I spent the whole night
胸上都插着那朵康乃馨
with this carnation stuck to my breast.
天 这故事真是说个没完
Jesus, this fucking story again.
我去找约翰谈谈
I'll talk to John.
然后我得了败血症
And then I got sepsis,
现在还不能游泳
and Im still not allowed to swim.
约翰尼 快起来 我需要你的帮助
Hey, Johnny, wrap it up. I need your help.
我才刚开了一局游戏
Just started the game.
我管你
Tough shit.
我得把咱家旧冰箱
I gotta load our old refrigerator
搬到卡车上
in the back of the truck,
再扔进树林
dump it in the woods.
这会儿都晚上七点半了
It's 7: 30 at night.
是啊 这又不是什么合法的事 约翰
Yeah. This isn't exactly legal, John.
我才不想掏大件运费钱
But I'll be damned if I'm paying for bulky- item pickup.
再说了 你玩着也会很开心的
Besides, it'll be fun for kids to play in.
就不能回头再做吗
Can't we just do it another time?
为什么 你现在又没什么事干
Why? It's not like you have anywhere to go, right?
爸 我知道你在做什么
Dad, I know what you're doing.
我什么都没做
I'm not doing anything.
我只需要你帮把手
I just need another set of hands.
我不要去舞会
I'm not going to prom!
好吗 我被甩了
AlI right? I- I got dumped.
真的很难堪
It'll be too embarrassing.
生活就是一件又一件难堪的事组合而成
Life is a series of embarrassments.
上司辱骂你
Bosses humiliating you,
妻子唠叨个不停
your wife nagging you all the time,
当兵打仗
going off to fight in the one war
自己却是侵略别人的一方
where you're the bad guy.
去他的吧
I mean, fuck.
你这是在鼓励我吗
Is this supposed to be a pep talk?
我只想说 人生中没有多少
AlI I'm saying is, you only get so many nights
这样的机会 约翰
like this one, John.
成年后 就再也没有高中舞会了
There are no junior proms when you're an adult.
错过这一次 就没机会了
You miss this one, that's fucking it.
余生只剩下整天累死累活
The rest of your life is spending all day
夜晚站在马桶前
breaking your back, and all night
滴滴答答的尿不出来
standing at a toilet, peeing in Morse code.
好了
All right.
就这样了
There you go.
♪节奏是位舞者♪
♪Rhythm is a dancer ♪
♪乐声似灵魂伴侣♪
♪It's a soul's companion♪
♪随处都能感觉到♪
♪You can feel it everywhere♪
♪抬起双手大声喊叫♪
♪Lift your hands and voices ♪
♪和我们一起 感受你的感受♪
♪Free your mind and join us♪
看 这也没多糟
See, this ain't so bad, right?
还好有这个 也不算这辈子最糟的一晚
Thanks to this, not the worst night of my life.
好吧 我有你陪着也很开心
Yeah, well, I'm having a nice time with you too.
不被任何人赞美的夜晚继续
And the compliment- free evening continues.
嘿 哈维尔
Hey, Javier!
我认识那家伙
Ha! I know that guy.
压根没人看你
No one was looking at you.
那只是 有个家伙
Yeah, it's just- - there was- - there was the one guy.
我眼力很好 没人往这儿看
No, I have great eyes, and no one was looking.
不 只是我们之间的一种默契
No, it's just- - it's this thing we do, the two of us.
这太像他的性子了
Ah, that's so him.
你这一学年有交到朋友吗
Have you made any fucking friends this year?
没 没有
Uh, not really, no.
天 泰迪 快看
Shit, Ted, look.
嘿 嘿 约翰尼
HeylHey, Johnny!
嘿 约翰 -嘿 伙计
Hey, John. - Hey, buddy.
你刚错过了哈维尔 老兄
Hey, hey, you just missed Javier, man.
他刚刚又在玩那套老把戏
He was up to his old tricks.
真的吗 又来
Shit, again?
天哪 我真得认识认识他
Man, I really gotta meet that guy.
他听上去真棒 -是啊 我
He sounds awesome. - I know, I- -
每次你来时他都刚走
fuck, he's always just leaving when you get here.
我也不知道到底怎么回事
I- I don't- I don't know how that happens.
听着 老兄
Well, listen, man, I- -
真抱歉 我不该那样说你
I'm really sorry for laying into you like that.
不 是我抱歉
No, man, I'm sorry.
是我搅黄了你和贝瑟尼的事
I fucked things up between you and Bethany.
我真该闭上我的大嘴巴
I should have just kept my big mouth shut
让你自己表现的
and let you be yourself.
不 老兄 也不全是你的错
No, man, it's not all your fault.
我也不用非得听你的
I didn't have to listen to you.
是我自己做的决定
I made my own choices.
我知道要怎么挽回了
I think I know how to un- fuck things.
贝瑟尼 嗨
Bethany. Hi.
约翰
John.
嗨
Hi.
听着 我想问
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