泰迪熊（2024）

Ted S01E02

Part 8 Jan. 20, 2024, 1:30 p.m.

你这混♥蛋♥
You motherfucker!
你以为你能耍了我还能活命吗
You think you can fuck with my head and live?
我要打烂你的脸
I am about to beat the face off of you.
你们死定了你们两个你们死定了
You're dead, both of you. You're fucking dead.
克莱夫克莱夫等一下好吗
Clive, Clive, just wait one minute, all right?
在你打死我们之前先听我们说
Before you kill us, just hear us out.
听着我很抱歉我们撒谎说我们是你♥爸♥爸
Look, I'm sorry we lied and said we were your dad.
但是想想看吧
But think about it.
什么是爸爸
What is a dad?
就是一个相信你的人
It's someone who believes in you,
一个支持你做到最好的人
someone who roots for you to do your best,
当你努力并取得胜利时为你感到骄傲的人
and who's proud of you when you work hard and you win.
我们做到了这些
We did that.
你是什么意思
What do you mean?
我们告诉你你能通过数学考试你通过了
We told you you could pass that math test and you did it.
你不觉得开心吗
Didn't that feel good?
当你得了B- 的时候我是说这是多大的进步啊
And when you got that B- , I mean, what an improvement.
是我们在为你加油
We were there pulling for you.
我们鼓励你充分发挥你的潜力
We were encouraging you to reach your full potential.
这些我们都做到了
We did all that.
你不觉得开心吗
And didn't it feel good?
你不觉得自己很厉害吗
Didn't you feel good about yourself?
嗯我觉得
Yeah, I I did.
你真的转变很大
You've really turned things around.
你的成绩更好了你笑得更多了
Your grades are better. You're smiling more.
是吗
I am?
连木工店的人都这么说
AlI the guys in woodshop are saying so.
我一直在考虑上吉他课
I've been thinking about taking guitar lessons.
你听到了吗
You hear that?
他在考虑上吉他课呢
Hets thinking about taking guitar lessons.
那太棒了
Well, that's fantastic.
每场演奏会我们都会去的
Hey, we're going to be at every recital.
真的吗 -当然
Really? Absolutely.
我们会一直陪你
We are not going anywhere.
过来抱抱
Bring it in here.
我们超级为你骄傲伙计
We are so fucking proud of you, buddy.
好了
There you go.
哦好吧冷静点
Oh, OK, easy there.
冷静点莱尼
Easy there, Lenny.
不要把我挤死了
Don't kill the rabbit
好的
OK.
嘿我们吃点蛋糕怎么样
Hey, what do you say we have some cake?
好 -还要记得吃点健康的东西
Yeah. And something healthy.
好吧别在他面前把我比下去了
AlI right, don't undermine me in front of him.
来吧我们走
Come on, let's go.
猫在摇篮里还有银汤匙
JAnd the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon J
♪忧郁小男孩和月亮上的男人♪
♪Little boy blue and the man on the moon♪
我想我们应该再试一次
Ithink we should try for another.
♪但我们会在一起的♪
♪But we'll get together then ♪
♪你知道我们会玩得很开心的♪
♪You know we'll have a good time then♪