Well, because it's a Sunday.
我们这一代周末一般都会出去狩猎
Weekend hunts are pretty much a given in this neck of the woods,
垃圾箱里一般装满了脏器
so they're usually, mm, chock-full of guts.
会不会是马克斯自己清理了
Any chance Max could have cleaned them out himself?
不可能 有生物危害的
No. It's a -- it's a biohazard.
那些东西不能就那么丢掉
You can't just, you know, throw the stuff out.
必须得烧掉
You got to burn it.
店里还丢什么东西了吗
Is there, uh, anything else missing from the shop?
没有 收银机里都是钱 保险箱也没动
No. The register was full, and the safe was intact.
马克斯的战利品也都挂在墙上
And all of Max's trophies were still on the walls.
你来的时候这儿还有别人吗
And was there anybody else here when you showed up?
没了
No one.
就只有上校
No, other than, uh... the Colonel.
失陪一下
Excuse us.
-怎么样 -那么
- So? - Okay, so, uh...
有个专偷动物内脏的贼
We got a thief who's jonesing for animal parts,
门上有异教符号♥ 还有个人肉椒盐卷饼
we got a pagan symbol, and we got a human pretzel.
听起来很像巫师的作为
Yeah, it all sounds very witch-y,
但我找不到巫术袋
but I wasn't able to find a hex bag.
那我们继续查吧
All right, well, let's keep digging.
换个地方查
But, uh, not here.
我不喜欢它看我的眼神
I don't like the way that one's looking at me.
涂鸦上面的符号♥
Okay, uh, that...symbol in the graffiti,
跟巫士无关
it's...not wiccan.
而是标志
It's copywritten.
伊尼德当地的善待动物组织
Local animal-rights group, Enid's answer to peta.
不要粗暴对待动物
斯纳特
S.N.A.R.T.?
开玩笑吧
You got to be kidding me.
动物保护组织跟标本师
Well, it makes sense that an animal-rights group
结仇也合情合理
would have an axe to grind with a taxidermist.
为什么 那些动物都死了
Why? The animal's already dead.
但是有猎杀他们才有生意做
Yeah, but hunters are what keep them in business.
问题就是 那些同情动物的人
Now the question is, are those bleeding hearts
到底是巫师还是嬉皮士
actually witches or just hippies?
有区别吗
What's the difference?
温柔大地 素食面包房♥
我早就知道会在素食面包房♥找到万恶之源
Always knew I'd find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.
那是什么味儿
What's that smell?
广藿香
Patchouli.
还掺和了忧郁和吃肉过少的味道
Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation.
你知道谁在室内戴墨镜吗
You know who wears sunglasses inside?
盲人
Blind people.
还有二货
And douchebags.
奥利维亚和迪伦·卡莫罗斯
Olivia and Dylan Camrose?
听候吩咐
At your service.
二位是斯纳特的成员
You two are members of S.N.A.R.T.?
准确说是创始人和联合主席
Founders and co-presidents, actually.
二位想看点宣传品吗
Uh, can we interest you in some literature?
或是来点亚麻仁司康饼
Or a flaxseed scone?
无小麦 无麸质 无糖 含水量极多
It's wheat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, and surprisingly moist.
打住吧
Let me stop you right there.
我们是来调查马克斯·亚历山大被杀一案
We're here to investigate the death of Max Alexander,
他是当地一位标本师
A local taxidermist.
他死了
He's...dead?
你认识他
You knew him?
算是吧 这镇子很小
Ish. Um...small town.
他昨晚被杀了
Well, he was murdered last night,
犯罪现场还发现了斯纳特的标志
And a S.N.A.R.T. logo was found at the crime scene.
二位跟此事有什么关系吗
You two wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
他的生意全靠猎人支撑
His business is funded by hunters,
你们也知道猎人的德行
and you know how hunters are.
他们是自私的混球
They're selfish dicks
用他们的猎物来定义自己
who define themselves by what they kill.
作为动物保护者 我们无法容忍♥
And as animal advocates, we couldn't stand for that.
那你们就杀了他
So, you killed him?
当然没了
Of course not.
斯纳特绝不容许使用暴♥力♥
S.N.A.R.T. doesn't tolerate violence.
那你们还在别人门上留下死亡威胁
This coming from a couple who spray-paints death threats.
就是吓唬他而已 我们只想吓吓他
It was a scare tactic. We just wanted to spook him.
结果却是我们自己被吓到了
Turns out we were the ones who got spooked.
什么意思
What does that mean?
昨晚 我们去弄涂鸦的时候
Well, last night, when we were tagging the joint,
-我们听到了一个声音 -嘶嘶声
- we heard this noise. - A hissing noise.
我们吓坏了 就跑进了小巷
It freaked us out, so we ran out into the alley.
但有人袭击了我们
But someone attacked us.
用梅斯喷雾喷了我们的眼睛
Sprayed us in the eyes with mace.
我们又不能去报♥警♥
And it's not like we could go to the cops.
所以我们现在一副二货样
So, now we look like total douchebags
因为我们不得不在室内戴墨镜
Because we have to wear our sunglasses inside.
医学检索 黑眼眶
坏疽
Necrosis?
也就是组织早衰
Premature death of tissues --
所以他们的眼睛才变成那样
that's why their eyes were all messed up.
而且不是梅斯喷雾导致的
And it's not caused by mace.
那是怎么回事
All right. What caused it?
看这儿 "钝器击伤 辐射 毒液"
Right here. "blunt force, radiation, venom."
蛇毒吗
As in "snake"?
标本师被挤碎
The taxidermist was constricted.
奥利维亚和迪伦听到了嘶嘶声
Olivia and Dylan heard hissing,
眼睛上被喷了什么东西
and they were sprayed in the eyes.
-喷了毒液 -是啊
- By venom. By venom.
那这是什么情况
Okay, so... what are we talking here,
蛇怪吗
some sort of a freaky-ass snake monster?
大概吧
Maybe.
奇怪的是 蛇是用毒液和卷死人二选一
The weird thing is snakes either envenomate or constrict.
没有哪种蛇两样都会
No snake does both.
纠正一下 超级蛇怪
Correction -- freaky-ass mega-snake monster.
或许是个嗜血鬼[S07E11]
It could be a vetala.
但他们会咬猎物的
Yeah, but they're not afraid to sink their fangs in.
而标本师身上没有咬痕
Taxidermist was bite-free.
不符合特征
It doesn't really fit the profile.
对啊 那...
Right. So...?
打给凯文 让他查查
So, call Kevin. Have him look some stuff up.
伊尼德动物收♥容♥所♥
你来早了吧 伙计
Aren't you early, dude?
伙计
Dude!
你说你是香水公♥司♥的啊
You said you were from a perfume company.
别 别 求你
No! No, please!
爪痕
Claw marks.
对 警♥察♥说猫都失踪了
Yeah. The cops said all the cats went missing.
那么 昨天
Right, so, yesterday,
我们还以为是蛇怪
uh, we're dealing with some sort of a snake monster.
今天变成杀人猫了
Today, it's a killer kitty.
我也不知道
I don't know.
那只狗好眼熟啊
Why does that mutt look familiar?
那是标本师的狗
That was the taxidermist's dog.
他两次发生命案都在
So, he's been at both crime scenes?
是啊
Yeah.
他或许有嫌疑
Maybe he's a suspect.
或许...
You know may--
或许是个剥皮行者 或许是个变形怪
could be a skinwalker, maybe a shapeshifter.
我觉得他不像是怪物啊
Doesn't really look like a monster to me.
那就弄个明白
One way to find out.
过来啊 好孩子
Come here, boy. Hey.
完全不会痛的
This isn't gonna hurt at all.
或者会疼
Unless it hurts.
看来他不是凶手了
I guess we can, uh, rule out killer.
二位探员还有什么事吗
Do you agents need any further assistance?
应该没事了 谢谢
Officer, I think we're okay. Thanks.
好的 有事说
All right, well, let me know.
警官 抱歉
Officer. Excuse me.
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