耻辱堂（2020）

Shameless Hall of Shame S01E04

Part 9 March 2, 2021, 10:07 a.m.

我想找些焊接零活做
I'm trying to get some freelance welding work.
好我来咨♥询♥下课程付费问题
Hi, I'm here to discuss payment options for my class,
高级电焊第二级
Advanced Arc Welding, second level.
填好表格明天交过来再带300块钱
Bring this back tomorrow with 300 bucks.
加上今天付的这200块
Added to the 200 that you already put down,
也就是学费的五分之一
that's 20% of the tuition.
剩下的我就帮不上忙了
I can't bend past that.
谢谢
Thank you.
托托
Toto!
托托托托别叫了
Toto, Toto, stop.
把大♥麻♥扔了
Yo, ditch the weed!
我♥操♥
What the hell?
你就是因为闻到大♥麻♥才叫的吗
Is that what you've been barking at?
我应该有个便宜货源
Think I may have a cheap supplier
专供大♥麻♥
who specializes in weed.
要想明天前弄到300块得卖♥♥出去多少
How much do we need to sell to make 300 bucks by tomorrow?
我可以卖♥♥出去是谁给你供的货
I can unload it. Who's your supplier?
他的代号♥是"托托"
He goes by the street name Toto.
乖孩子托托
Good boy, Toto.
妈咪有学费啦
Ah, Mommy's gonna get her tuition.
帮我注册第二学期谢谢
Hi, sign me up for second semester, please.
看到你回来了真让人欣慰
Oh, it's good to see you made it back.
别问了
Don't ask.
法哈德给我找了个
You guys, Farhad found me a temp job
每小时四十块的临时工作
that pays 40 bucks an hour.
-是吗 -晚上的焊接工作
- Oh, yeah? - Some nighttime welding gig.
晚上焊接听起来不太靠谱小黛
Oh, nighttime welding. Sounds kinda sketchy, Debs.
我遛了两周狗才挣到三百块
It took me two weeks to make 300 bucks walking dogs.
我能应付不靠谱
I can handle sketchy.
混♥蛋♥工贼
Hey, scab motherfucker!
快跑快他妈跑啊
Go, go! Fucking run!
黛比黛比快跑
Debbie, Debbie, run!
过来你个混账东西
Come here, you motherfucker!
该死
Shit!
这是错误的也很危险
It's wrong and it's dangerous.
我再也不要当一个工贼了
I'm never being a scab again.
我刚收到了另外一个活的消息
Hey, I just got a tip for another gig.
钱更多
Pays even more.
我♥干♥
I'm in.
黛比
Debbie!
快叫救护车
Call 911!
好了跟我们练习的一样
Okay, just how we practiced.
从小脚趾开始在关节处剪掉
Start with the little one, cut the joint.
开始之后就不要停一口气剪完三个
Once you start, do not stop until you cut off all three.
我♥操♥
Ow! Fuck!
好了开始吧
Okay, let's do this.
该死
Shit!
对利亚姆来说我这个榜样比你好多了
I mean, I'm a much better role model to Liam.
你永远都只是个少女妈妈
You'll always be a teen mom.
好吧白人小子卡尔
Okay, White Boy Carl.
想来点蛋黄酱
Do you want some mayonnaise to go along
搭配你的文化挪用吗
with that cultural appropriation?
你去死你15岁就怀孕了
Fuck you, 15 and pregnant.
MTV台已经糊了你也一样
MTV ain't shit anymore, and neither are you.
至少我没翻脸不认人当上条子
Well, at least I didn't turn on my own and become a cop.
起码我能穿露趾鞋
At least I can wear open-toed shoes.
你认真的吗
Are you serious?
来干架吧小婊♥子♥
Fight me, bitch.
-你是谁 -凯尔
- Who are you? - Kyle.
来这干什么
What's your business here?
我可能是你邻居凯文的亲戚
I may or may not be related to your neighbor, Kevin.
大姨妈大姨妈来了
Yo, period! Period!
太棒了
Yes!
我差点淹死了一个荡♥妇♥
Oh, my God, I totally almost drowned a slut.
你们有病吧
What's the matter with you?
反正也是堆垃圾
Oh, it was a piece of shit anyway.
真是闻所未闻
Never heard of that.
姑娘家想上♥床♥还得强♥奸♥小伙
A girl who had to rape a boy to get laid.
怎么才能做到啊
How does that work?
放开你个贱♥货♥
Get off of me! You slut!
妈妈
Mama.
别他妈惹黛比·加拉格
You do not F with Debbie Gallagher!
你知道我觉得什么好玩
You know what I think is hilarious?
卡尔别碰小♥逼♥枕头
Carl, not the... not the vagina pillow.
我没开玩笑我辛苦做了一...
Seriously, I--no. I've been working on that all--
不别撕小♥逼♥
No! Not the vagina!
我♥操♥
Shit.
霸凌是社会的恶行
Bullying is bad for society.
很好
Very good.
给我钱小狗崽
Give me money, chihuahua.
你们干嘛呢
What the hell are you guys doing?
试着唤醒弗兰克的灵魂
Waking Frank's spirit.
这样不就行了
Why don't you just do this?
我们准备搞搞你
We're gonna fuck you up.
还有谁想来试试
Anyone else wanna haze me?
一帮怂逼
Didn't think so.
喂乱穿马路是违法的
Hey, jaywalking's illegal.
滚开
Buzz off.
快他妈把钱给我
Give me the fucking money.
傻♥逼♥ 有本事你就开枪
Okay, you know what, asshole?
你♥他♥妈♥有种就开枪
Pull the motherfucking trigger.
我♥操♥
God fucking--
傻♥逼♥ 你♥他♥妈♥就是个臭傻♥逼♥
Fucker! Piece of fucking shit!
去他妈的西点军校
West Point motherfucking
去他妈的拉拉姐姐
lesbian sister piece of shit!
你们看
Check it.
大♥麻♥面包
Weed bread.
只需点赞关注我的账号♥
All you have to do is just like and follow,
买♥♥面包就能打五折
and you get half off.
头三个小时就有五万浏览量
50,000 views in the first three hours?
萨莎
Sasha?
我看到你的视频了
Saw your video.
你现在是网红了
You're, like, Instagram famous now.
我之前决定跟你分手可能错了
So I was thinking, maybe I was wrong about us.
抱歉萨莎为时已晚了
Sorry, Sash, too little, too late.
我已经放下这段感情了
I've actually moved on.
敲门的应该就是我的新女友们
I think that's them right now.
你们好
What's up?
我们去楼上
We'll be upstairs.
他应该不会有问题的
I think he'll be just fine.
孩子们成长得真快啊
They grow up so fast.
敬加拉格家人
To being a Gallagher.
伊森·卡特科斯基
第一季第一集
我扮演卡尔·加拉格
I play Carl Gallagher.
他是个怪小孩
He's a very odd kid.
他想做什么就做什么
He'll do what he wants when he wants.
今儿是我过得最好的一天
I had the best day of my life.
-你戴面罩了吗 -没有
- Did you wear a face guard? - Nope.
下面到底还有多少条狗卡尔
How many more dogs are down there, Carl?
只剩洛克和柏妮丝了
Just Rocco and Bernice.
她过完这周也应该要升♥天♥了
She should be dead by the end of the week.
拉米雷兹校长是卡尔·加拉"各"的走狗
你为自己争取到了两周的留堂察看
You just bought yourself two more weeks' detention.
你把自己的姓拼错了
You know you misspelled your last name.
他有时其实搞不清状况
He doesn't exactly know sometimes what's going on.
第一位在两个非连续任期内
Who was the first American president
任美国总统的是谁
to serve two nonconsecutive terms?
这我能知道吗
Fuck if I know.
但他并不在乎
But he doesn't really care.
格罗弗·克利夫兰
Grover Cleveland.
《芝麻街》动画片里那个人吗