耻辱堂（2020）

Shameless Hall of Shame S01E01

Part 3 Dec. 30, 2020, 11:02 a.m.

还让我冷静
Tell me to calm down!
谁让你来的耶稣派你来的吗
Who sent you? Jesus send you?
-是不是耶稣派你们来带走我的孩子的 -不是
- Did Jesus send you to take my baby? - No.
他们想要偷我的孩子
They wanna steal my baby!
他们要把他偷走
They're trying to steal him!
走开走开对不起
Go away, go away! I-I'm sorry.
真的对不起
I'm so sorry!
祝你的新生活幸福美满
Have a nice life.
不用操心我正有此意
Don't worry, I plan on it.
我希望我从来没遇见过你
I wish I never met you.
我也是
Me either.
我伊恩
I, Ian,
愿意接受你米奇...
take you, Mickey...
♪ Perfect Love Song
你怎么知道你爱我
How do you know you love me?
请你继续
Yeah, please proceed.
我想
I guess that, uh,
我们这边就完事了吧
makes us all done here, huh?
去你的加拉格
Fuck you, Gallagher.
我搞到了新的身份证和现金要去墨西哥
I'm gettin' some new IDs, some cash and heading to Mexico.
加拉格的拉有两个L
Gallagher's spelled with two Ls.
不才不是
No, it's fuckin' not.
离我远点
Leave me alone!
我要告诉在座的诸位我他妈是同性恋
I just want everybody here to know I'm fuckin' gay.
你打算回来吗
Comin' back?
看情况
Depends.
你愿意随时吃我的鸡♥巴♥吗
Will you suck my dick whenever I want?
他们说你偷了一架直升机
They say you stole a helicopter.
太可笑了
That's hilarious.
是吗
Oh, is it?
看看米奇要娶一个被他搞大肚子的妓♥女♥
I mean, look at Mickey marrying some whore he knocked up.
什么
What?
怎么才能知道
How do you know
一起约会的人喜不喜欢你
if a guy you've been hanging out with likes you?
话说这舞娘就勾不起你一点性致吗
Now, seriously, this does nothing for you?
-还基着呢 -基着吧
- Still gay. - Still gay.
准备好再来一次了吗
You ready to go again, or you, uh,
还是需要休息一下擎天柱
you need some time, firecrotch?
把你的手从玻璃上拿开
Take your hand off the glass.
闲人滚蛋
伊恩·加拉格
Ian Gallagher!
你想要孩子吗
You want kids?
当然不要
Hell, no.
你有精神问题
With your mental problems
而我家杀人不眨眼
and my family's comfort with committing homicides?
不过我倒是不介意养一两个孩子
I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though.
这附近有很多流浪儿
Well, there's plenty of strays wandering around the neighborhood.
我们肯定可以轻易领一个
I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap.
你真是个丑逼
Wow. You're an ugly motherfucker.
至少我不需要像吸血鬼一样躲在棺材里
Well, at least I don't have to hide in a coffin
等太阳落山再出来
till the sun goes down.
你准备好步入婚姻了吗米尔科维奇
Ready to do this, Milkovich?
那是当然了加拉格
Damn straight, Gallagher.
你个傻子加拉格
Stupid fucking Gallagher.
蠢蛋别乱放东西
Hey, dipshits, don't leave your shit layin' around
小心被人偷了
for someone to steal.
一群傻♥逼♥
Morons.
再说谁他妈会用这种男士手包啊
Who the fuck wears those man-purses anyway?
♪ Move Like U Stole It - ZZ Ward
时间到了鸳鸯
Time's up, lovebirds.
起来
Get up.
他妈的给我起来到我了
That means get the fuck up. It's my turn.
你个傻子米尔科维奇
Stupid Milkovich.
搞什么啊傻♥逼♥ 我♥操♥
Come on, motherf-- fuck!
♪ Yeah Yeah Yeah - Cayucas
你心真软
You softy.
我是敏感你才是心软
I'm sensitive. You're soft.
-记得吗 -对哦
- Remember? - Oh. Right.
那么
So...
你的躁郁症长篇演说怎么样
how'd your bipolar tirade go?
很疯狂谢谢关心
Oh, so crazy. Thanks for asking.
你偷东西还顺利吗
How did your stealing shit go?
很顺利偷到了一大堆东西
Great. I have so much more stuff now.
有时候我们真是不擅长好好相处对吧
Sometimes we really suck at this relationship stuff, huh?
因为你是混♥蛋♥
It's 'cause you're an asshole.
彼此彼此贱♥人♥
Takes one to know one, bitch.
不过有时候还是挺擅长的
We're good at it sometimes, though.
我们配合很默契
We work well together.
-嘿你♥他♥妈♥去哪儿了 -天呐
- Hey, where the hell you been? - Jesus.
我去了你家你不在
I went to your house. You weren't there.
我得上班了
My shift's starting.
你身上有钱吗
Look, you got any money on you?
就几块钱怎么了
Two bucks. Why?
几块可不够
I need more than that.
-用来干什么 -我那个贱♥人♥老婆
- What for? - My bitch of a wife
觉得我欠她的
thinks I owe her something.
好像我是唯一内♥射♥过她的男人一样
Like I'm the only guy ever dropped a fuckin' load in her.
小伙子们想上车来兜兜风吗
Boys? Ride around the block?
你看我们像是一对出来卖♥♥身的基佬吗
We look like a couple fags for sale to you?
是的
Yes.
这里可不是梅西百货贱逼
Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch.
不是看到的东西都能买♥♥
You ain't window-shoppin'!
你现在在男孩城里
You're in Boystown
站在一个叫"妖精尾巴"的酒吧外
outside a bar called The Fairy Tale.
你为什么不快点滚别等我打断你的脊椎
Why don't you fuck off 'fore I give you a broken spine
正好配上你那软弱的娘们儿手腕
to go along with that limp wrist?
滚蛋吧傻♥逼♥娘炮
Yeah, get goin', you fuckin' fruit!
他以为有钱就能买♥♥到一切吗
Thinks he can buy whatever he wants
就因为他戴劳力士表开奔驰就了不起吗
'cause he's got fuckin' Rolex and an S-class.
你经常遇到这种事吗
That shit happen to you a lot?
每晚都会
Every night.
都是有钱人吗
From rich dudes?
-我得工作了 -喂喂等下
- Gotta get to work. - Hey, hey, hold on!
跟你老板说你今晚要请病假
Tell your boss you're goin' home sick tonight.
病假
Sick?
是随便什么借口跟他说你得了艾滋
Yeah, whatever. Tell him you got AIDS.
我在楼上开了个房♥
Got a room upstairs.
你说话很直接啊
You don't beat around the bush.
我知道我要什么
I know what I want.
你呢
Do you?
你喜欢玩粗暴的吗
You like it rough?
看你喜欢什么
Whatever you're into.
说茄子混账东西
Say cheese, motherfucker.
怎么回事
What the hell?
这是宝格丽大概能值200块
Hey, that's Bulgari. That's like 200 bucks cash.
-表不错哥们 -我要报♥警♥了
- Nice watch, man. - I'm calling the fucking police.
你试试看
Yeah, you do that.
你觉得克莱尔和小奥拉诺
What you think Claire and little Eleanor
看到我刚拍的照片会怎么想
would make of the photo I just took?
谁
Who?
谁管他们叫什么
Whatever their fuckin' names are.
我们下楼玩玩吧
Why don't we take a little trip downstairs?
先去ATM机
We can go to the ATM machine.
如果你要取我的钱
If you're gonna take my money,
至少让这嫩小子给我口
least you can do is have the twink suck me off.
你觉得他就是这样吗某个嫩小子
That what you think he is? Some twink?
我蛋都憋红了
He gave me blue balls.
现在青一块紫一块了
Now they're black and blue balls.
但我们也经常吵架
But we fight a lot, man.
我们就是这么开始的
It's how we started.
开始现在也这样好吗
Started? That shit still happens.
反正我只会这种相处方式
Well, it's all I know.