家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S02E17

Part 4 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:30 p.m.

Maybe Jimmy wouldn't be so screwed up.
说不定吉米就不会这么一无是处了
He's not that screwed up.
他也没有那么遭啦
Come on, he's a slob with lousy sleep habits
得了吧你看他又懒又不肯好好睡觉
who never eats his vegetables.
还不愿意吃蔬菜
He's like Dennis the Menace
除了没法让我们每天开怀大笑
except he doesn't make us laugh every day.
他就跟淘气阿丹一个德性
Well, maybe it's not too late.
说不定还有救
We are still his parents.
我们不还是他父母吗
Yeah, you're right.
有道理
And if he's going to live under our roof,
他要是想住在咱的屋檐下
he's going to live under our rules.
就得守咱们的规矩
Burt, it's not our roof.
伯特这不是我们的屋檐
Don't bring that up when I'm laying down the law.
别破坏气氛刚有点一家之主的感觉
All right, Hope,
好了喜旺
we are gonna do this by the book.
我们照着书上来
"Daddy loves you very much,
"爸爸很爱你"
"But it's time for you to go to bed.
"不过你得上♥床♥了"
"Half circle.
"括号♥"
"Gently stroking head, loving but firm.
"轻轻摸头有力且充满爱意"
"Half circle.
"括号♥"
I will see you in the morning."
"一边说明早见"
I'll see you in the morning.
明早见
You ready? I guess.
准备好了吗差不多
What was that?
那是什么
Don't look.
别看
Well, I did it. Hope's in bed.
我搞定了喜旺上♥床♥睡觉了
Fingers crossed she stays there,
但愿她能躺得住
because I want to watch some...
因为我想看...
Where's the TV?
电视机呢
There is no more TV. Not after 8:00.
从今以后过了八点不准看电视
It doesn't encourage good sleep habits.
这不利于养成良好的睡眠习惯
You're kidding, right? No.
你们开玩笑吧没有
We are absolutely serious, and committed to follow through.
百分百认真而且坚决贯彻
Guys, quit being jerks.
伙计们别犯浑了
This is the finale of Celebrity Pet Swap.
今天有《明星换宠物》的大结局
Flavor Flav's getting his cat back tonight.
弗雷佛·弗雷福今晚就能拿回他的猫了
It wears a little clock on the collar.
它的项圈上还别了个钟呢
I'm sorry, Jimmy.
不好意思吉米
Actions have consequences.
种什么因得什么果
Yeah. You guys acted like terrible parents,
说得好你们没尽到父母的责任
and now you have to deal with the consequences.
就得接受由此带来的后果
Watch your tone, young man.
说话小心点臭小子
You guys just feel guilty.
你们不过是内疚罢了
These techniques are for little kids.
这些伎俩是用来对付小孩的
You missed your chance to do the right thing.
你们已经错过教育我的机会了
I, however, did not.
不过我还有机会
Hope, you need to stay in your crib.
喜旺你得待在小床上
It's sleep time. Come on.
去睡觉吧走
I'm serious, Hope.
不跟你开玩笑喜旺
You have to stay in your bed.
你得待在床上
And I know you can understand me.
我知道你听得懂
If Dick Cheney's spider monkey
要是迪克·切尼的蜘蛛猴
can understand Flavor Flav,
能听懂弗雷佛·弗雷福的话
you can understand me.
你肯定也能听懂我
What are you doing?
干嘛呢你
I'm getting a sweet treat.
我要吃甜食
Is it still okay if I have a sweet treat?
这总可以吧
Oh, this is ridiculous.
太荒谬了
What, am I not allowed to eat anymore?
怎么着都不让我吃东西了吗
Oh, no, you're allowed to eat.
那倒不是
And you can even have a sweet treat.
只要把晚饭吃了
As soon as you finish your dinner.
就让你吃甜食
Did you get that out of the garbage?
这不会是从垃圾箱里翻出来的吧
Yes, but it was between two other TV dinners,
没错不过是夹在其他冷冻食品当中
so it's only been touched by its own kind.
所以不脏的
And you, young man, are not allowed to eat anything else
听着熊孩子你要不把这些豆子吃完
until you have finished your peas.
就别想吃其他东西
This is ridiculous.
太离谱了
All right, I'm going to Sabrina's.
我去塞布丽娜家
Where are my keys? You mean these?
我的钥匙呢你是说这个吗
My keys, to my van? It's my van.
我的车钥匙是我的车
Oh, no, this was my pee-pee brother's van,
不这属于我有尿同撒的好兄弟的
and he's dead.
他已经不在了
Give me those keys.
把钥匙给我
Go fish.
来拿呀
Hey. Get your hand out of my...
别碰我的...
Ow, ow, ow! What the hell was that?
什么东西
It's my bottle opener key chain.
我的开瓶器钥匙扣
Give me those!
给我
You're not going anywhere!
你哪儿也别想去
You're not getting a sweet treat until you eat your peas!
不吃完豆子什么甜食也别想吃
You don't tell me what to do.
别想命令我
I'm your father. You will eat your peas. No!
我是你♥爸♥爸吃了你的豆子不吃
Eat your peas! Screw you!
吃不吃去死
That is it, young man!
够了小伙子
Eat your peas! What are you doing?
吃不吃你干嘛
What I should've done 20 years ago. Eat your peas!
做二十年前没做的事吃不吃
I hate you!
我恨你
Eat your peas!
吃不吃
Oh, my God. She ate a pea.
天哪她吃了颗豆子
I bet it's because she saw your dad spanking you.
肯定是她看老爸打你屁屁
She doesn't want it to happen to her.
她不想也被打
Eat your peas.
吃不吃
I don't know if we just got incredible lucky,
我不知道我们是走了狗屎运
or we invented a new form of discipline.
还是发明出了一种新型教育方式
But it worked very well for us.
反正这招很管用
And except a few times when dad got carried away,
除了老爸有时候太入戏
it wasn't too bad for me.
对我来说也没什么损失
Pick up your toys!
把你的玩具捡起来
We never did figure out whether spanking was right or wrong,
我们最终没搞清打屁屁对不对
but we did find out that by working together
但我们确实懂得了
we can come up with the best solution for our problem.
三个臭皮匠顶个诸葛亮
And that wasn't just true for spanking.
不光是打屁屁这件事
It was true for a lot of things.
很多问题也迎刃而解
One of the best parts of being in a relationship
有个爱人最大的好处
is doing things together.
就是可以同心协力解决问题
Whether it's keeping a raccoon with a concussion awake...
不管是让脑震荡的浣熊保持清醒
...or setting the little guy free.
还是将小家伙放生
Things are always easier if you have a partner...
常言道男女搭配干活不累
Good bye, Robert.
再见罗伯特[男子名]
Or Roberta.
或是萝伯塔[女子名]
I never really did get a good look.
我一直没仔细看
And mom and dad learnt that
爸妈意识到
the chores they thought were so unpleasant
以前独自一人做的苦差
weren't so bad when they weren't doing them alone.
其实一起做的话也没那么痛苦
It is better doing stuff together.
一起做事感觉好多了
Even if all you're doing
尽管他们今天做的事
is making more stuff for you to do together tomorow.
不过是给明天的自己添麻烦
Dad and I even became pee-pee brothers again.
我和老爸又变回了有尿同撒的好兄弟
But you don't want to see that.
不过非礼勿视啦